“How long would the founding fathers suggest I microwave this slice of lasagna?…It’s pretty dense.”

The blind adulation for those fucks really grinds my gears. “That’s not what the founders wanted” literally nothing about 21st century life existed when they were alive to want or not want! They don’t matter!

Knicks are just off tonight. All around.

State of the Union is up there with VP debates. Only for the freaks.

Peacock needs some commercials. This is cheeks.

The "leave politics out of sports" crowd really shoving some politics in the sports these last few days ain't they.

I had someone call me about a job once and I outright asked the salary and she refused to tell me. I asked her multiple times.

I really don’t care about a 50/T.I. versuz but since we’re on the topic, 50 would get washed in that. Like badly.

A song with “ding ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong” as the hook should not go as hard as it does.

I love when I use my camera and am reminded, “no Wayne, you in fact do not need a new camera, your current one works wonderfully”.

Just a deeply unserious group of people.

Running on exactly zero hours sleep. Today is gonna draggggg.

All I can gather is the worst people on this earth have to be treated like special little boys while the rest of society eats shit.

Hey, it was a different time, all the way back in (checks notes) 2021.

Lmaooooo

Salaam Remi originally made the Fu-gee-la beat for Fat Joe. Thank goodness we don’t live in THAT timeline.

My 2:27pm train that was rebooked from my cancelled 11:29pm train last night is now leaving at 7:53pm 🫠

Silksong on the PS5

"sorry you feel that way" ass apology.

*pretends to be shocked* oh myyy. 🫢

I’ve loved this movie since it first came out

NBA game airing on FanDuel Sports Network don’t sit right with me.

Peyton Pritchard cooking them boys.

Wtf @ Tyrese Halliburton getting shingles??

It's now a tie game.

This winter been so trash w the weather. Need the unseasonably warm winters back please.

OKC is playing without SGA or J Dub and they’re up 23 points in the first quarter over the Cavs 🫣

Knicks with an absolutely insane comeback

As much as I enjoy Prince’s , I do like Chaka’s “I Feel For You” more

Dastardly and Muttley

This is what happens when the apps remove the fear of getting your legs broken by bookies.

The cat’s been sitting there staring at me like this for the past ten min 💀💀

Buddy, I'd forgotten all about Clint Capella.

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

For a guy that can’t shoot, Rudy Gobert’s touch around the rim is also atrocious.

I remember my parents and my grandma

The pesto slice at Dani's is as good as pizza can possibly be.

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

What’s gonna happen when Trump defies SCOTUS and just keeps issuing tariffs

First the tariff ruling, now this. We eating good, chat.

“A/S/L”ing everything to death and getting lied to.

Maybe I’m just an old fart but this “here’s a deluxe version of my album a week after releasing the standard version” thing is dumb. Just slap those two songs on the regular album and leave me alone.

If you cold enough, you can get away with whatever

DMX was barking all over his albums and it’s actually kinda wild we never thought “this shit sounds corny”.

Ain’t this the dad from Euphoria. wtf.

I still remember the first time spinning Notorious Thugs. Like you this mf really pulled that flow off.

Who needs polymarket when you have whatever the hell this is.

He on Obama dick so hard. Doing tricks and twirls.

Enya making such a fire song out of primarily humming is impressive.