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Correct. They are the best.

now hear me out, i know this is crazy, but what if we lived in a world where people could simply afford to live a dignified life? imagine your favorite creative individuals being free to make art without fear of losing their home, or not being able to feed their families! crazy, i know.

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

As an adult with a shit job, this practice is big key to happiness so i think you’ve done a great job so far. Kid is smart.

"SHIT" "FUCK" "NO" "FUCK" "SHIT" "FUCK"

Very likely gonna have to get a different job if gas does what it’s gonna do. Desperately want a job i can walk to

Tomorrow's Bandcamp Friday fundraiser will be for The Trans Continental Pipeline, helping trans folks leave hostile states (ahem, Kansas) for Colorado.

Twisters is technically a diaper fetish movie

The squish that you can feel when you push that button all the way in >>>

The reference The pixelart

It seems that instead of bombing Iranian jets & helicopters, the US & Israel have been bombing 'drawings'. Iran is using anamorphic ground paintings to deceive enemy attacks. Look at this video released by the IDF — the ‘destroyed Mi-17 helicopter’ is just a painting on the asphalt.

When product design used to be unique.

They don’t tell you how much grieving you do as you get older. Not just for the people you lose, but for the versions of life that won’t happen.

These fucking ANIMALS are smacking that dumb ass ball around from 4am-11pm every godamn day down the street from me. Rain, snow, freezing, dark, whatever. You can hear that smacking throughout the entire neighborhood no matter where you are all day every day. It cannot be that much fun

Only thing I’m going to Target to do is steal.

I knew that when I first heard the song in Sinners, it scarily resonated. Here's what I found in one of my favorite novels OF ALL TIME (Ali voice), The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison #Sinners

I might go as far as saying, go to your bank and ask for a free currency exchange for some of that money if you can. Bc if the $ tanks at least other denominations will hold value elsewhere.

Someday.

All i wanna do is grow weed and sell it. It’s insane that doesn’t earn you a living anymore.

The one i currently have for a wage that actually allows me to have a life

15 hours late on this but couldn't get it out of my brain

Incompetence in roles that can't afford it

My favorite part is that white people have very likely already done up and killed the second coming of christ multiple times.

Man listen... MAN LISTEN.....

Actually knowing how to use excel.

Alpine divorce is just attempted murder. Let's call it that

The worrrrrrst. Just when you think you can sit back and relax.

Does this legislation that won’t pass include rent control that also won’t pass? Cause my landlord is just gonna take that $3,000

We canceled hulu, prime and disney last year and here these motherfuckers go forcing themselves back into the 2 apps we have left. WE DON’T WANT IT

Spiderman on his first day

The heartwarming story of a man who overcomes his guilt about murdering a child and finds the strength to kill again.

My exemption in The War On Cars

City for ants

Growing weed is now minimum wage work. Selling weed is now a tipped wage. We’re some of the most highly specialized tradesmen on earth and they’ve tricked everyone into taking NO MONEY for it.

PLEASE make it illegal i wanna make a living again

Reefer madness coming back! Can’t wait till they make it illegal again.

Captain of the USS Putting That Shit The Fuck On

Dead reckoning is by far the worst impossible mission film. And also the longest. Ugh

Cooooool 👀