Dew points are fascinating.

"FUCK dem crackas" - MarLu Da King, 1967

Big things comin 👀

Dunkin donuts so bad they took donuts out the name.

Oh god there’s more drama over the gas giants

The “Jupiter Greedy” discourse is quite literally sending me into outer space

Steppin out of the comfort zone again tonight let’s goooo

I got a $20,000 bill for 4 stitches at the ER in june last year.

This right here. Nice to see the sentiment articulated.

Having to walk into a bookeeper’s and wade through a sea of losers was an important part of the process. Having it in your pocket 24/7 with imaginary credit money is a bad bad idea

Orcas are so fucking cool man

The world needs more falsetto 🔥🔥🔥

Every boomer must ensure that the tricks and shortcuts they used to become successful are in no way shape or form available to anyone else.

The most boomer shit ever. They just will not get out of the way for the next generation.

“You’re such a pessimist” “I AM SIMPLY OBSERVING REALITY it is not my fault everything is so profoundly stupid right now”

Seu Jorge (The Life Aquatic) released a tribute to David Bowie youtu.be/eIaESzQ1X9w...

Me during all the sweet tea slander earlier:

It’s not a good morning, but we grow anyway.

I think that people don’t comprehend that the state has been unapologetically beating young people’s asses basically nonstop & charging us with massive crimes for protesting since at least Occupy Wall Street & growing up like that has a chilling effect on the way people engage with democracy

New “REPRESENTATIVE” just dropped 👇

UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”

brown-forman, baby, what is u doing

They still have enough staff to chase me down over a measly ass $1000 tho. The jig is quite visible

scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black

Well, those boots were not made for walking

The Wye. Love it. I miss that river.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

needed this

Bookin shows bookin shows bookin shows bookin shows

"Why would Satan punish you forever for disobeying the same God they disobeyed?" Wish I had that one in the chamber when my parents had me in catholic church as a youth.

what do you mean i have to keep working and paying bills during the civil war with the federal govt

Starting the year off booking shows 👀

I dunno why Bluesky mods want to oppress the 83.77 pound ass. This is a violation of basic freedoms.

Start for the drama stay for the plot twist

Awww now i can’t execute my plan of using mommy and daddy’s money to sexually blackmail important rich people until i get elected into high office and ignore every international law to force people i have blackmail materials over to kidnap other politicians to force a woman to give me her trophy

Prices goin up!

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Also a chef and a cook are not the same. And it’s OKAY TO BE A COOK. EVERYBODY AIN’T A CHEF!!!

They say keep protests lawful when they mean shut the fuck up and continue to let them beat on you

Ya’ll be careful out there. It’s gonna get much, much worse before it gets better.

Shoveling out from the front door and putting the snow in the bath tub to melt.