YAY NACHO FRIEND uuuhhhh I already married my nacho friend? Maybe it means good news for them though so I'll take it

Every time I spend more than 5 days with my in-laws, who are genuinely wonderful people, I get so annoyed by them and then feel like a horrible bitch!! I was not meant to spend days at a time with people I neither married nor created.

i love how oreos come in a package with a re-sealable flap that allows you to access almost a third of the cookies

every christmas I make literally 5 lbs of mashed potatoes for 4 people and it’s always the right amount of mashed potatoes tbh

Will wandered off with grandma, so now grandpa is just watching Paw Patrol by himself.

My father in law has done his traditional Christmas Day Facebook post to remind us of the true meaning of the day: Reminding us of the greatest Christmas of all, December 25th, 1989, when they shot that bastard Ceaușescu

when my dad was a kid, he and his brothers used to have to spend every new years day first-footing at the every scottish-canadian household in the okanagan valley feels like no one worries about the first guest of the year being tall, dark and handsome anymore

RIP

I made an appointment with a non-binary hairstylist to get a non-binary haircut!!! four and a half weeks from now it’s over for you ho(e)s

been seeing some canadian yimby fussing about sprawl and tbh while densification is among the goals, people massively underestimate canada’s population density by counting uninhabited land area the fact that we have so much uninhabited land is evidence of population density!!!

“Noël” is French for Christmas, but it comes from Latin “nātālis diēs Dominī” (“birth day of the Lord”) via vulgar Latin “notālis” so etymologically it just means “birth” happy birth

Tumblr went on a whole odyssey a few years ago about how “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” sounds like Tony the Tiger’s bitter post-break-up song there was fan art

🎶He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice But you don’t really care for Santa, do ya?🎶

🎵Look at this stuff Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think My collection’s complete? A little mermaid’s coming To town🎶

tbt one year ago today, when fell asleep with a claw clip in my hair and woke up looking inexplicably hot

Christmas straight-up snuck up on me this year. I am unprepared. Caught with my gay apparel down.

in-laws bought Will a toy gun and fed him ice cream for dinner and were like “haha sorry but aren’t we cute???” and the thing is they are they are cute

pundits are worrying about what’s making young men right-wing, I’m worrying about what’s making them vote, we are not the same

Uh oh!

weird lifehack: getting an air fryer lowered our energy bills like… a LOT turns out a huge proportion of our electricity was going to our oven and stove

little bit gay, little bit trans

my child has decided to be Autistic About Cars and this means I suddenly need to be able to ID the make and model of any given vehicle from the front??? like a police???

“At least six Canadian children, with birth years ranging from 2009 to 2024, were detained during the period. One Canadian child was held for 51 days — more than twice the 20-day limit set by a long-standing U.S. court-ordered agreement.” Expert warns Canadians to not travel to the US:

Hmm. Don’t like knowing I’ve apparently spent maybe 6 cumulative months out of my entire life thriving.

Recession indicator

saw a chart ranking the GDP per capita of all the US states and Canadian provinces and Nova Scotia ranks 59, which I would be mad about were number 60 not New Brunswick 😌

Will (5): I had a dream last night about where babies come from. I was at grandma and grandpa’s house and they have a vegetable garden. And they have tomatoes. And something was in the tomato.

surely this is fetish gear

When my mom was terminally ill, she became a medical-assistance-in-dying single-issue voter & advocate. She ended up declining so abruptly that it wasn’t necessary, but had she spent more than about a week in that level of pain, I would have been willing and able to break the law for her.

he just called me a snow folk and it’s so cute 😭

Frog pushed a coat down over the top of Toad. Frog pulled snowpants up over the bottom of Toad.

Will (5) apropos of nothing: “I want Spider-Man to come here and I’ll give him a birthday party!”

both my grandmothers are alive and I haven’t spoken to either one of them since 2016

Will’s vocal stimming has started to occasionally be full-on beatboxing, and there is little funnier than a kindergartener who beatboxes for no reason

it’s just regular Charades in a canoe, isn’t it?

there’s like an opposite wilhoits law on the left that says the more oppression a person is subject to the less they are subject to society’s rules and it is a twelve year old’s idea of fairness

btw I consider this a genuine recession indicator just look at the interior decorating trends from the early 2010s prepare for neutral furniture, colourful accents, plywood, upcycling, eclectic modernism, japandi, houseplants and brass

Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:

@kitsparks.bsky.social Thank you again for the Pollock infodump kottke.org/25/12/janet-...

when i was a kid my dad would tease me by telling me any male celebrity i had a crush on was gay ??? y tho why was it fun for him to insist Keanu Reeves would never love me because he was gay instead of because he was famous and 25 years older than me and i didn’t know him???

"maybe he got divorced" - @kitsparks.bsky.social

Saw your man quickly scurry into some low lying vegetation as a cloud drifted by

I bought a plumping lip gloss and my face looks so much cuter with my mouth all fucked up on capsaicin that I now viscerally understand why people get lip fillers 😔 I straight up think I look younger with a few thousand scovilles on

RECESSION INDICATOOOOOOOR

forecast said snow but it is in fact maximally cold rain 😑

there is a teen in our neighbourhood who sets up horse jumping courses on their front lawn and goes through them on a hobby horse, and I would die for this weird, weird kid

there should be a kind of medicine snake who bites you and makes you healthier. such an animal would be beloved by all creatures, held as sacred even by predators. also it would have a little pink heart shape on its head I think, for decoration

festive

Flyer by John Giorno published by Visual AIDS in 1993 for Day Without Art.