www.engadget.com/2215190/the-... oh man. guy cracking apart plus "get a load of me" thumbs are going to get a lot of reps

.@philreview so is Phil any good or not?

I think all philosophers should consider how they would constitute The Quadrangle of Theses: On Being On Trying On Trying Being On Being Trying

The hardest problem in public service... making people listen to and understand one whole sentence

propitious boy oats for the mealsome lad

there is such a thing. it is called rock

wild how no one noticed it was just Miley Stewart Linux with a different default theme

This SUUUUUCKS ohmygooood

Cowboy Bebop is better than Cowboy Bebop.

Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ polyamorous nonbinary people ☆ puppygirl people ☆ asexual people who aren't out at work ☆ homosexual omnisexual asexual women ☆ genderqueer people ☆ Alawite monosexual virgins

in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made

retweet every time i see it.

May you be reunited with Michael Crichton swiftly, Sam, and may you both enjoy an eternity of adventures outrunning giant lizards - lipless, as God intended. My Best, Kelly

one of my favorite poems is still just "the text from the Whataburger cups"

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

if I had enough self-confidence to write fanfic…Karsa Orlong in Deadwood…now there’s a pitch for five people

Deadwood 🤝 Malazan The world is cruel and harsh The moments of kindness are earned Community is what’s most important Keeps introducing new important characters the entire fucking time even when it’s about to end Sometimes you just gotta spend several episodes/chapters with the worst fucking person

It's important that every volume of Witch Hat Atelier has a delicate balance of making you think about the world, carefully observed wonder, and "haha UH OH"

I just said this to myself getting out the shower

OUT: making up a guy to get mad at IN: making up a guy to eulogize

My wife: "I bought this for you without even having to ask. 80% chance it's perfect and you love it, 20% chance you hate it and I have a new office chair." (She forgot the most likely outcome: we both love it and we *both* get new office chairs.)

X is the app for competitive ranked racism BlueSky is the app where you get psyopped into playing Quest 64

someone living in my apartment block has one of those expensive cats, the kind you only let out on a harness, apparently. but here's the thing - the cat is vastly more real than anything in the block. perhaps the city. like it exists at a higher resolution. you can _feel_ the visual density of it.

sci fi writers be like: nooo dude you dont get it this setting is really cool actually because i meticulously spent years researching everything to ensure my spaceships follow all relevant physical laws and properties of spaceflight and are feasible fantasy writers: what if a dragon fucked your mom

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Now that I’ve dismissed gay brunch (goopy, tired) & embraced gay lunch (fresh, directional), I’m really in the catbird seat in terms of Sunday.

As a philosopher of AI, it is my professional opinion that this is bad

Confusingly, there are two traditions in phil AI: AI safety and AI ethics. AI safety is mostly people thinking about far-fetched sci fi and crying/smiling while tech companies pay them thousands. AI ethics, otoh, is mostly people who would really like a tenure-track job please

Furtive deviant enjoys cold glass of forbidden summer eggnog

lifehack: carry a small bag full of useful items

How do you sell Paella to Minnesotans? “The hotdish of Spain” 😂

One of the best subreddits out there.

LIAM'S ONLY WANT ONE THING AND IT'S kind of nice actually

Women only care about one thing. A beautifully cooked ham they dont have to share. They can eat the whole thing and they dont have to share with anyone. 6lbs of ham just for themself. They can take it in the bath or on the couch and its just theirs, not to share. No one can ask for a single swallow

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

My dentist doesn't recommend anything. He's severely depressed

followed an elf into the woods behind ace hardware and he kicked the shit out of me with his stupid shoes

[squints at a cuneiform tablet]: oh. i get it now. the sea suite peoples.

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

ah yes, the three genders

Everyone thinks a rabbit cannot become violently feral without it being a Watership Down thing! To be forthright, this is blatant prejudice. Sometimes it is a Bunnicula thing.