sirenmogging these malemaxxers, or whatever they said in Homer's Odyssey

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

instead of "better or worse" you get asked how many lights there are

Last night I dreamed I got an email about my "Moana Wrapped" for the year and I opened it and it just said "you've watched Moana 0 times this year."

I like to tell students "I did not ask you to solve these differential equations because I needed them solved" and sometimes the light goes on.

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

we built something real

found some old drilosophers posts in my files. i've contributed something good to this world, i think

hot tub isn’t enough. I need to be ground down to a perfect sphere through 100 years of tidal action

“Stew” is just a portmanteau of “soup two” because that’s what stew is: the sequel to soup.

"you'll get gout" they tell me. yes. the disease of kings

Oh please don’t tell me you did your own research, that’s going to force me to ask myself what kind of researcher I think you are, and neither of us wants that.

When the evidence shows, over and over again, that the things you believe are wrong, there's really only two options - either you change what you believe, or you deny the existence of the evidence. And if you deny the evidence often enough, eventually you wind up not believing in evidence at all.

Me, drinking the thousand year tea and thus burning forever in the flames of eternal love: haha, this is great! Also me, drinking the thousand year tea and thus burning forever in the flames of eternal love: wtf this sucks

image unrelated I just really like this chart

we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer

An #InternationalWomensDay tradition!

Tax Me Daddy update! We sold 49 t-shirts! And thanks to @hfxshippingnews.bsky.social providing the shirts at cost and volunteering their labour AND a donor matching every dollar raised we were able to raise $1750 for African Nova Scotian Road to Economic Prosperity anseconomicprosperity.com

i bet it’s pretty terrible to be a batman villain being arrested for the first time and having to wait for arkham to construct a cell that meets each of my tragically-scientific-rendered needs

“Hello, is this ladies? Happy March 8, all of you.”

Happy International Women’s Day

spring unlocked a new dad hack I like to call "going outside". Oluwa tobi God is great

Helen Shaw, with a dose of hope www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/i...

Visual test to see if you are aunt/uncle coded

I've reset the newsroom clocks.

in honor of international women's day, give a woman in your life a hand grenade

happy birthday to women

im where structural masonry becomes architectural expression the stunning new belvedere at Begijnhof Hasselt, Belgium you fuckaas bitch

never forget what they took from you

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

baseball is a magical sport

DR. HOUSE: no. the monkeys need to jump on the bed to live

look who i found in my trash once again

this is the kind of thing you say to Socrates before getting embarrassed at the agora

UPDATE: This show fukken RULES

there are children on this web site who don’t even know about alf hog. they’re not teaching about alf’s hog in the schools anymore. the children aren’t learning our history.

keep em coming

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

I love the part in LOTR where Gandalf goes "hey guys, check out my horse. He's actually the KING of the horses. No he doesn't speak by the way, take my word for it"

ever since I can remember I always wanted to tamper with a jury

Been saying only Silicon Valley has been able to spawn a generation of dudes who do Ayahuasca to experience ego birth

Was looking to see if there were any movies I wanted to catch while my folks help take care of my kid in a couple weeks. Looking through the options it didn't look like there was going to be much and then BAM KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE IN IMAX BAYBEEEEEEE

Incredible things are happening on youraislopbores.me

WHAT: Loewe (fall 2026) OCCASIONS: sucking a lollipop or ducking into a Madrid bar to lose a cop who saw you speeding on a motorcycle—cursing your lover & throwing his clothes onto the narrow streets IF IT WERE A SCENT: tiled roof by the beach EMOTIONAL RANGE: ¡apasionada! #MJMfashionGuide

"Bluesky Elder" used to mean you've been on this site for a while, now it just means you're turning 40 this weekend

child prodigy?? this prominent bluesky poster is 36