Eh, good enough

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Caked-up snowman mug

We did face masks yesterday to look our best

Become ungovernable

Update - we cleared off the car recalls, man with impact drill works on car without narration, and AI listicles. Replacing with: Red green full episodes Air Farce Archives Motorcycle Travel Documentaries How it’s Made Rick Steeves Primitive Cooking I doubt he’ll even know anything happened

Me when Sarah asks ‘How were the muffins?’

We’re at FIVE grinches in the parade Three inflatable Two live

Okay everyone, I’m home, what should I search on my dads YouTube to change his algorithm What’s he gonna learn about in the new year if

MAXIMUM CHrISTMAS TODAY

The Bay is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it, until the time comes. The Bay is shut.

Going to be an extremely on-brand Christmas tree this year

The annual Christmas tradition of teaching my parents how to play Wii golf. Which they own, and I don’t.

I like my brothers stuff

I'm at the combination

Peel! Peel! Peel!

Who has a picture of the car in the tree?

Adams saved pictures, greatest hits

I read because I’m CULTURED

Oh fuck we have mice

My car has too much stupid technology. Every time I put it in reverse it just shows me a video of someone getting run over.

Can someone please help me score my crib hand? I’ve made a terrible mistake

Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me…

Hey @hockeyviz.com tell your wife we started watching her KFC* show *Korean Feudal Cooking

This has been happening since I started buying my soap Canadian

The official retailer of Pound Town

Is it even a pound cake if it wasn’t made in pound town?

Paradox! The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun. But ALL DOGS ARE GOOD BOYS

I got this sticker in Halifax. It’s on my laptop, but I can’t remember who made it. who made this sticker

Hey *looks around all shifty-like* Wanna see somethin’ … WHOLESOME? novascotiabucketlist.com/lobster-trap...

Christmas is a lot! Meditate with this Furby am am definitely not playing with before I give it as a Christmas present

“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” Okay but what if there are Trojans in there

My soap looks like a nose with bogeys in it Nature is so beautiful

The answer, of course, is all of them.

A drunk lady at a Dartmouth wedding reception asked my wife “How many lifetimes have you two been soulmates?” And I think about that sometimes.

I have ‘cupboard rage’ where I holler ‘THIS IS NOT OPTIMAL’ and I either reorganize the whole thing, throw out the junky shit, or build a new shelf

Fetch:(“api.beyond”, { method: “POST”,

I don’t wanna be TOO smug about the US shutdown, but when Canadian government can’t agree on the budget we just have a new election 🤷‍♂️

I have an East Coast-themed Eurovision song called ‘Party’s in the kitchen’ I’m willing to sell to any Eurovision hopefuls. The gist is a rowdy house party the cops try break up - they keep bursting into rooms to arrest the revellers - but the party. Is in the kitchen.

What the fawke

It’s fun to like things. I will die on this hill. www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...

I TALKeD ON The CBC ABoUT EROViSIOnAhGhHAGH

I’M TALkING EROvIsION ON THE CBC TOnItE AAaGHHhgaAahh

The most delicious half of the pizza is the 2st half

Sunday chuckles😂😂

Just got some clams in

Behold! It's me, talking about my upcoming picture book, Ellis on Guard, illustrated by the immensely talented Nandita Ratan! It's not out til February, but my publisher, @secondstory.bsky.social, sent me an ARC, so I decided to show it off a bit, cause I'm SO EXCITED about this character. 1/3

AI: it was you AI: my mistake. It was me

We were both very brave at work today and deserve a lil treat

Sounds like a paranormal romance book I read once