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This is a great skeet and by god you lot are going to see it again

Everybody say "EEEEEEWWWWW!"

I don’t have a double boiler. I am a double boiler. (I forget that I boil water for tea and then it goes cold so I have to boil it again.)

Here’s a feed cleanser. Dogs catching treats.

Hang on I’ve seen this before

@hockeyviz.com peak sadness chart whar

New entry for my list of ‘X-Men who didn’t make the cut at Prof X’s auditions’

Inside me there are two wolves

Even if people say they don’t like it, they prefer watching a movie where the end has been spoiled for them

Sorry I can’t hear you over the accordion orgy

I need someone to change Pollievres French slogan to ‘Les bons Gros Siens’

SOMEBODY BRING ME MY ACCORDION

So @sciencebanshee.bsky.social made chaat poutine and GODDAMN

*Me, being interviewed for the role of the Invisible man* Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 24 months?” Me: …

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

I found a one rupee coin today and it’s the physical manifestation of a Facebook ‘like’

Is the pen, in fact, mightier than the sword

Why cant I find any good hide and seek players around here

Stuart Little franchise pitching a fourth movie

These bread puns from the CBC are really getting a rise out of me

He cooked me

…so we now know there must be B through S Pain. In this essay I propose additional, theoretical Pains beyond T

HEyYYyYyYy it’s a LAWSUIT OH YES itsalawsuit

I am a 40 year old man and do you want to see my cool rock collection

They gave my grandad’s accordion. “But grandad’s still alive!” I said. “Yes but he’s terrible. Please take it.”

My brother is rocking the Tax Me Daddy shirt as my Nova Scotia proxy

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

Everyone, your cats and dogs are now on Daylight Savings Breakfast

Polygamey - when you belong to more than one board game group

Tax me, daddy

Woah, shit, I better write this down

😬 not many countries left here

Hey three minutes is a long time Like, that’s plenty

Sweet, no burn ban

Okay but how many unplayed Steam games we got, folks

We should do a loonie drive by the bridges

@hockeyviz.com what kind of data point is this

instructions unclear, misread charmaxxing, my Pokémon starter is now lvl 50

Oh fuck yea

Everyone knows Bert and Ernie are gay But I have been informed of the theory The Count is poly, and OF COURSE

I have great problem solving skills But my problem CREATING skills are my REAL specialty

What if we had a bridge toll That should be good for $160 mil over four years

This just in Doing cool shit is good for your brain

Time to tighten our belts #nsleg #HaliSky

Did you pour cold water in my hand, Dr Penfield?

“Kryptonians”