Did you pour cold water in my hand, Dr Penfield?

“Kryptonians”

Woody in this one is the present day fisheries

Johnson, sir, Molly Johnson

No, believe me, I know the word it means Nation, and CA NA DA is its name

Cant stop won’t stop

Wait a minute

I’m sure that’s fine, just some mystery gas

Cathy Deagle Gammon just said "Tax me daddy"

*Holding a Ball Cap* GodDAMN, they MUST be Giants in NY if this is how big their BALL caps are

Hell yeah I love this song

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

(Help me) I got broken roadsides (Help me) my services are hell (Help me) you’re my municipality Help me with community health I’ll let you tax me like an animal

Vampire Romance Books

Breaking news - I am a child, even in India

Low stakes but boy howdy is this a biased piece towards Canada ‘Well yeah they broke the rule, but it’s not a big deal, and who is Sweden calling us out on it anyway? Sus!’ Is a hell of a take www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...

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How my guide in India handles 14 degree weather vs how I handle 14 degree weather

The worlds oldest profession is making soup

I feel like someone should photoshop a ‘you have $100 to build a team’ memes out of this

Somebody inspired in the middle of the night: “I got an idea”

Check out Louis Pasteur over here

I’m pretty sure I can convince the Bertozzis to open ‘Trebuchet’

Elfredo, Weinstein, and Ho

ipso facto the ocean is soup due to the pool noodles floating in it

*Grabs leg, makes gear shift motions* BRRRrOWwwww-BROoOoooowww-BRaoooooooooOWWW

My accordion’s at home, so you’ll have to imagine “Praise You” by Fatboy Slim 🎵We gone long time with no mayor 🎵 🎶…or one who does what he should 🎶 🎵 this guy is driving people crazy🎵 🎶 Andy’s ideas are not good 🎶 🎵 Andy’s ideas are not good 🎵 🎶 Andy’s ideas are not goooooooo🎶 🎵 ooooooooo-o-o-o-o🎵

So at the Punjabi wedding one of the uncles hollered (presumably) “LET THE CANADIAN COUPLE DO A DANCE”, and they let us pick the song #Eurovision

Look at this big honkin temple Also, got cut off by an elephant in traffic

Uh, no - That’s my retirement portfolio

Johannesburg’s Nyamakop Studios turns African artifact repatriation into a bold heist game. Protagonist Nomali and a crew of ordinary citizens reclaim 70 real-life artifacts taken during the colonial era. The 30-person dev team includes people from Zimbabwe, Ghana, Nigeria, Ethiopia and Tanzania.

They're doing it to force people out the door. They want to minimize what the collective agreements say they'll have to pay the 40,000 public service workers they want to lay off. They're already pushing out people on accommodations. Now they'll force people back to the office full time.

This is either a very middle-aged or very teen-aged problem depending on a few things

This is one of the great truths, along with “At self-checkout, every produce is lettuce”

I mean,duh

Delhi! Tim! Hortons!

Decommissioned plane restaurant

Have you ever had a great idea at 3am? You could be in the HYPNAGOGIC STATE Also the part of your brain that’s says ‘that idea’s shit’ could be asleep before you are (same reason you lose your balance while lying in bed, your brain doesn’t go to sleep at once) www.sciencealert.com/a-hidden-bra...

Shits getting real in Punjab

Oh god that brain looks TERRIBLE

I’d buy it

Now I am at a Shagan and we’re raining dolla bills on the groom

I went to a bangle ceremony yesterday and one kid was re-enacting Allie Brosh’s CAAAKE bit the whole time hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/god-...

Okay so they drive like madness here Lanes are a suggestion. Blinkers are forgotten. The etiquette is to honk and or flash your high beams when overtaking someone so they know you’re there, since they won’t shoulder check. Trucks paint BLOW HORN on the back of their cab cuz they can’t see you

Y’all I have landed in Delhi

Denny’s has escalated from bad freakin’ language

I am going to INDIA for THREE WEEKS Sarah and I were invited to a WEDDING and we said OKEY DOKEY