Paradox! The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun. But ALL DOGS ARE GOOD BOYS

I got this sticker in Halifax. It’s on my laptop, but I can’t remember who made it. who made this sticker

Hey *looks around all shifty-like* Wanna see somethin’ … WHOLESOME? novascotiabucketlist.com/lobster-trap...

Christmas is a lot! Meditate with this Furby am am definitely not playing with before I give it as a Christmas present

“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” Okay but what if there are Trojans in there

My soap looks like a nose with bogeys in it Nature is so beautiful

The answer, of course, is all of them.

A drunk lady at a Dartmouth wedding reception asked my wife “How many lifetimes have you two been soulmates?” And I think about that sometimes.

I have ‘cupboard rage’ where I holler ‘THIS IS NOT OPTIMAL’ and I either reorganize the whole thing, throw out the junky shit, or build a new shelf

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I don’t wanna be TOO smug about the US shutdown, but when Canadian government can’t agree on the budget we just have a new election 🤷‍♂️

I have an East Coast-themed Eurovision song called ‘Party’s in the kitchen’ I’m willing to sell to any Eurovision hopefuls. The gist is a rowdy house party the cops try break up - they keep bursting into rooms to arrest the revellers - but the party. Is in the kitchen.

What the fawke

It’s fun to like things. I will die on this hill. www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...

I TALKeD ON The CBC ABoUT EROViSIOnAhGhHAGH

I’M TALkING EROvIsION ON THE CBC TOnItE AAaGHHhgaAahh

The most delicious half of the pizza is the 2st half

Sunday chuckles😂😂

Just got some clams in

Behold! It's me, talking about my upcoming picture book, Ellis on Guard, illustrated by the immensely talented Nandita Ratan! It's not out til February, but my publisher, @secondstory.bsky.social, sent me an ARC, so I decided to show it off a bit, cause I'm SO EXCITED about this character. 1/3

AI: it was you AI: my mistake. It was me

We were both very brave at work today and deserve a lil treat

Sounds like a paranormal romance book I read once

I see they’ve spent Christmas with me before

Oh no it died

Just learned my grandmothers friend is saying store names backwards so her phone can’t listen in and serve her ads: “I bought this from nozamA.”

‘tis the season Go to your gmail Click ‘more’ Click manage subscriptions Unsubscribe from all that shit

Did you know people over 40 have over 12 words for being sore? The sore of not sleeping enough The sore of sleeping too much The sore of sleeping incorrectly The sore of sleeping fine but being sore anyway

Another win for those who heat their bed with a pan full of hot coals

Yeah I’ll take the, uh, Monster Mash And a monster energy drink And a monster steak K thanks

Hey did you hear theyre doing a Tron movie again

Holy shit I can tell by the angle of this hat that this movie will be a banger

Sleep debt? I’m in deep with the sleep MAFIA. Got a second sleep mortgage. Sleep-Knuckles is gonna break my goddamn nap-legs

It looks like an alien skull

So tomorrow we’re having a 15 person neuroscientist Thanksgiving, and I’ve taken the liberty of organizing some traditional Thanksgiving activities that will help the out of country researchers have an authentic experience

Explaining Canadian Thanksgiving to Americans

A power plant that burns extra reuse-a-bags as an alternative energy source

Me, logging off the work computer and powering up the home computer

Ah, there are the endorphins

I miss Danny Williams

Hey @darthfaber.bsky.social it’s Anna playing wingspan against us @hockeyviz.com

It’s my brother! From such stories as: bsky.app/profile/dart...

Barista: “What the fuck do YOU want, ugly?”

Behold! The mighty marinara cube!

I’m not my moms favourite son (she doesn’t have one), but I AM her favourite VPN

I call this one For Whom the Bike Bell Tolls, dedicated to nobody in particular #BikeHFX

Was that Andy at the #HFXBike event? Couldn’t be

The Annual Mayor’s bike ride is missing the mayor! …Or IS IT?

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I did the statistics on that game, actually. Shot lethality relative to Micah’s seat.