Behold! The mighty marinara cube!

I’m not my moms favourite son (she doesn’t have one), but I AM her favourite VPN

I call this one For Whom the Bike Bell Tolls, dedicated to nobody in particular #BikeHFX

Was that Andy at the #HFXBike event? Couldn’t be

The Annual Mayor’s bike ride is missing the mayor! …Or IS IT?

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I did the statistics on that game, actually. Shot lethality relative to Micah’s seat.

Hey @hockeyviz.com I had commemorative hockey pucks made for my annual Mooseheads game with the lads

Entering my Spike era

I’ve been scrimping on the scraps of the tube so long, now I know how John Cabot felt when HE picked up a new tube of toothpaste

Can’t believe I finally made it onto Fesshole

Me too, cake Me too

What’s this? CAKE is evolving!

Sarah and I decorated a cake together. she added the edible eyes,I added the single red sprinkle

@hockeyviz.com I can't tell you why, but on a whim I visualized how many quote tweet thread you get in with yourself

Yes I spent $50 on pizza delivery, but it’s ok, I’m squeezing the last .02 out of the toothpaste tube

Turns out I’m really into cycling socks

“You smell that?”

Goin’ in

If you don’t see me on Monday, I died in pursuit of pasta

Difference between a husky and border collie... 👀😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky

Celebrate this Labour Day in a fun and modern way by paying for the websites you enjoy.

Once again, here is my video as I died and went to PARADISE for a a day, in beautiful Victoria Canada. Enjoy.

What if I told you Gatorade was the way out of the Matrix

Scribe drawing marginalia:

The key to a good slide deck presentation is the VISUALS

Woo sanity

My stupid Musquodoboit harbour joke now has more likes than Musquodoboitians

This man makes me want to burst into song

The boost I needed this morning. 🤣

Oh, it’s a fuck-ton

@kitsparks.bsky.social help, the family is debating what the opposite for the term ‘fuck-all’ is, and we can’t decide what kind of word ‘fuck’ is in this usage. A modifier? Superlative? Negation?

I’m about to waste a lot of money on t-shirts, I can feel it

Narrator: In the prohibited outdoor fire system, the loudest are represented by two separate yet equally vocal groups: One thinks “The Man” is sticking it to them. Another believes it can 100% control a force of nature that handed us our asses 2 years ago These are their stories

Cooking up some Hobbit for supper

How I got people to hope this interrupted their performance at Open Mic Night - with stickers!

Stay out of the woods! Can you guess what three historic fires I referenced? #NS #StayOutOfTheWoods

One of the major advantages of marriage is that you can order TWO mains at a restaurant and give the one you like less to your husband

How YOU doin?

Well THAT escalated

Yes, I was shoved into lockers - but it’s because I was very valuable and they wanted to protect me

Me, doing donuts in the parking lot: “The lemon-filled are definitely the tastiest. I’m so glad I sold my car.”

Become ungovernavle

Just here wang on about the bike parking at Vancouver folk festival, where they have converted staging to temporary bike racks

You ask, we deliver youtu.be/7E0ot9iJm_k?...

They opened with “I’m not gonna talk, I’m just gonna play.” -band mate adds piece of trivia about the song- “Are you done? Good.”

I’m at the folk festival I’m at the music festival I’m at the combination folk music festival

Bike parking at the Vancouver Folk Festival