Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜

Hello my name is Politically Viable Doug the Democrat. I have no positions. I’ve raised $1,000,000, but I still need more

[explaining medical transitioning to a gamer] it's like having to install a mod to make the game playable,

My dentist doesn't recommend anything. He's severely depressed

In Malden, Massachusetts they’re inventing sensitive white boys with swag liek you would not believe.

Darth after careful consideration we cannot recommend gently squeezing the asbestos toy.

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

dating advice for men: be nice to women

Deleting some old emails from the promotions tab on gmail. Really weird how many business don’t exist anymore that sent me spam

The year is 2600. The digitalized consciousness of Hank Green is now only able to produce 2010’s era engagement bait. “Smoothies are tea. Shoes are foot gloves. Butt is legs,” it says. After months of this, the whole system blinks. Then, its last words: “Life is good. Life is good. I miss John.”

why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else

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an unlimited bibimbap glitch could fix me

pov you are lettuce

Me backseat driving my friend’s Disco Elysium run:

I’ve always known that the right’s ‘concern for free speech’ was bad faith. But goddamn…

[growing serious] we have to let women be more than one thing

I’m not a high value man. I like to think of myself as a buy stock though

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me. theonion.com/illinois-bec...

Not dunking on Zack or this post, I’m just always struck by how easily American journalists will admit that the media shapes public polling and political outcomes when they’re not talking about America.

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

We were remarking recently that nobody thinks AI can do their job - but so many seem certain it can do somebody else's. And that should be cluing them in, but it isn't.

the amount of times I've seen full grown adults confused as to how there is "still" maths research is staggering

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

bouncing on it as a means to an end

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when i consider how many people bought trump's bullshit about no more wars the kindest possible thing i can think "how can we change society so that it doesn't keep producing total dullards at such an alarming rate"

Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he delivers his dad’s eulogy

toil is not optional for a craftsman!!!!!!!!!

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

Anyone have a plan yet for what we’re going to do with these AI data centers when the bubble pops?

I should become a sommelier for gravy

them: let me get this straight; you accidentally super-glued yourself to your autobiography? me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it

trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

green ooze has consumed my mushroom home

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

My name is Ozymandius, King of Kings. Look upon my works. Now sign this nda

Zohran says you’re trans now

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

YEEEEESSSSSS FUCK YES!

This is daemon erasure,

Erika Kirk as Bathsheba is cray

kind of shit I'm trying to be on

boiling yoda down to a powerful extract

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once. And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.