Copilot saves me about 5 clicks when making pivot tables. I’m yet to find another use for it

People are sleeping on flying a kite

Just sent an email that should put an end to all this (sending any more emails)

Never more fitting

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

What a ride. Somebody save it.

lmao

Bartender: looks like youve been through the wringer Me: just gimme 5 scoops of cotton candy icecream, full fat Bartender: right away, bub Me: and fella, make it swim Bartender: of course, sir *cracks a can of mountain dew high voltage*

I’d buy one but I have no real connection to Belgium, and don’t need to explain to people that I’m just in the Venn diagram of “enjoys both surrealism and international soccer”

(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?

I like the Rene Magritte inspired Belgian kits

[Job interview] Hiring manager: where do you see yourself in 5 years? My brain: Don't say driving a killdozer! Me: Driving a goaldozer through all of my challenges Hiring Manager: You're hired

STOP THE COUNT

Hopefully we will not need to see, hear, or think about ‘Graham Platner’ ever again. Hit the road, dingus.

Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

I know this is the news fandom website, that being said we need something, anything, to happen, the discourse levels are not healthy

Gm. Took about 36 hours but we are back. Not recommended tho.

I think the English are used to the rain. Hour later now

England time again

Bucket hat wearing doctor diagnosing people with ‘the dreamers disease’

[guy buying ten cans of tuna voice] this reminds me of cat food in an unappetizing way, and yet

24 hours now but the power company is on our block

I hear America singing.

Today we celebrate the PDFing of "Declaration FINAL v3 USE THIS ONE - SIGNED.docx" (Jefferson's draft was heavily edited by the Committee, then again by Congress, and he was big mad about it.)

Power went out when it was 2-2 in the Cape Verde/Argentina game. Ah well.

Running the house off the backup generator. No power for 12 hours now. July 4th fun.

Happy July 4, the day we listen to "Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel, the beloved song written in 7/4 time

[never played goalie higher than HS level voice] you can’t pull your keeper for the backup because he might be better at penalties. Losing mentality

My 9 year old Apple Watch series 3 finally kicked the bucket today. #RIPmacksapplewatch

imagine being married to an online journalist and the day after you forget to get them something for their birthday it's like "I wrote about the loss of celebrations, public and private, and what it means for an increasingly polarized, atomized America"

it's a hot one

Gm Bluesky

pausa de hidratación

Bosnia AND Herzegovina? In this economy??

Lots of good posts right now

Suetonius, in 60 AD, upon learning of Boudica

[I step up to the microphone and arrange the index cards in my hand on the lectern] more like World Crap. Thank you.

a non-zero amount of the reason Vance and NatCons are mad at liberals is The Last Jedi

Didn't Nixon used to drunkenly talk to the portraits in the White House?

It's coming home?

I don’t even golf but you’d need a crowbar to get this off me. I’d wear it in a pool.

📷minolta CLE/m-rokkor 40mm f2 🎞️konica centuria 200/expired 2005/bellini c-41 📍city of london #filmphotography #architecture #expiredfilm

Incredible that those anodyne signs piss this guy off so much. And how dare you lecture me about creeds.