“Two firsts is a lot” yeah why don’t they just draft Maxx Crosby instead.

“Two firsts is a lot” yeah why don’t they just draft Maxx Crosby instead.

“Two firsts is a lot” yeah why don’t they just draft Maxx Crosby instead.

going though some more 2025 Kyler Murray

Anime : Cowboy Bebop (1998)

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

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tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety. venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars. child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me. mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed. mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

cause i'm too brady, and then i'm just too damn beane............

CLUB PROMOTER: what's your name FUNKMASTER FLEX: [trying it out for the first time] i am funkmaster flex

Absolute YOLO ball from a guy who’s comfortable knowing he won’t have to deal with the ramifications if it doesn’t work.

 the healthiest thing you could do in the social media era is acknowledge that not everything is an argument to be rebutted, say no and keep that shit moving

Purdue

ATE A BIG PIECE OF CAKE. MAYBE TOO BIG. IM BREATHIN HEAVY

I have a 500 Days Of Summer relationship with Stef Diggs. No, I did not see the movie.

There was a pats receiver the bills really missed this season and it was Mack hollins

“fact-based feeling” is unfortunately an instant classic

I am increasingly unable to distinguish between sincerity and parody on LinkedIn

One of the most influential groups in hip-hop honors its legacy and the late Trugoy the Dove with a set of classics and new material. n.pr/4cj2DZE

Wow cool earth we got goin on here. I think I’m going take a gummy and play my DS on a monday night.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

cow tools are always super effective! another great submission by @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social

This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.

It’s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. I’m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Yeah but imagine voting for a woman?

Enhance

A what

Committed to defense.

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

Michele Tafoya texting Tony Dungy asking if he has interest in joining her YouTube channel to get 300 views per week.

where do you think the term occam’s razor comes from? i suspect it originates from the Oceanic Coastal and Continental Alliiance of Magistrates (OCCAM), an ancient global court system that was founded in what we understand to be the 14th century, but what they know to be the 32nd. they were feared t

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A Medal of Honor used to mean something

Shocked to learn about these guys

More like Snowran Mamdani

🥇 Paris 2024 and Milan 2026 were incredibly fun Olympics. Beautiful scenes, high-level performances, star-making moments, and a workable time zone helped. LA 2028 has a lot to live up to.

he wrapped this one up in about 30 seconds. you figure there are about one million kids enrolled in new york city schools. if he spends ten hours a day on the phone, seven days a week, he will have personally informed every child of tomorrow's snow day by the spring of 2028

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Thank god that’s over, it’s 4 man bobsled time.

Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

US hockey players honored the late Johnny Gaudreau after their gold medal win ❤️ His family was in the stands to see the moment.

As you often see in this kind of game: the winner will go home with the gold medal

i feel so bad for people who try to get into the NHL after this shit. like going from 2018 chiefs/rams to a thursday night jets/dolphins games 3 times a week