Just got an email from my e-fax provider that my service has been upgraded and it’s time to discover the “discover AI-powered faxing.” Counter-offer, Alohi: how about you discover my rageful boot in your corporate sphincter, you absolute clown car of a company.

My dream of a trip home for a doubleheader Cup finals and Coheed show next month are now dead,

Ready to devote myself to the WNBA, let’s have ourselves a fun summer

Time for some brown liquor

Yeah this ain’t heartache I feel. Joy. Hope. Pride. What a fucking season.

DAN WHAT A CALL

Ok hear me out: everyone sell their tickets to Habs fans and let the boys think the game is in Montreal

We absolutely deserve this and in no way we deserve this god bless warpath

Jack Quinn, the King of never having doubters

Been listening to the WGR feed with no video since smoking in the garage as the game started. Had refused to put the game on the TV out of spite and now out of superstition. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

PARLEZ VOUS MY BALLS

The refs deciding to call embellishment against Buffalo is like the DOJ using the Civil Rights Act for white men no I won’t be taking questions

Did they all have a microdose party during the first intermission

Fred Durst died for our sins

Begging the Key Bank Center to stop unironically playing Limp Bizkit and killing the vibes even more

This game is on crack (complimentary)

Taro says relax

Jack Quinn is due for a goal in the same way we’re all due to die. Inevitable, sure, but could be years and will certainly be stupid and sad

nevermind, 7-1

Erie County Sheriff color guard, huh? Same Sheriff’s Office that keeps under-reporting the deaths of inmates in its custody? Neat!

literally no difference between what happened then to John Willis Menard, a Black man who overwhelmingly won New Orleans in 1868, and what's happening now to Calvin Duncan, a Black man who overwhelmingly won New Orleans in 2025 ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

ALERT: Double Dragon starring Scott Wolf and Mark Dadascos is streaming on Prime.

i think sabres-canadiens should be the eastern conference final and the carolina hurricanes should be sent to an international war crimes tribunal

Folks, that was such a fun win. Buffalo vs Everybody, indeed.

Everytime I hear Dobson’s name, drunkenly not caring whether it’s exactly the same name

you know what, the rest of canada has a point. maybe the québécois don’t deserve rights

Announcer who (with praise) keeps talking about how a player “hasn’t taken a backwards step all night.” Sir. They’re skating. And also doing it backwards a fair amount. This crew blows.

Jack Quinn is due for a goal in the same way we’re all due to die. Inevitable, sure, but could be years and will certainly be stupid and sad

Lookin more like Foldin Caufield right there zinga zinga zooooooom

I am delightfully overserved

Byram’s veteran credentials can eat a bag of dicks

Les Habitants

If we’re getting called for soft shit, might as well start with the hard shit

Dahlin penalized for bleeding earlier

Karma is a bounce off the back wall

This is still fun as balls, don’t let yourself be convinced it’s not. Let the players worry about the loss, crack another beer and get ready to drown yourself in work tomorrow and Tuesday so the clock moves faster.

I will piss in all your poutine

Benny will fight all these dickheads and I’ll love every second of it

We get a pedophile president and suddenly the press has to act like it’s just an unconventional lifestyle

now thats an anecdote with a punch, from Gillian Tett www.ft.com/content/c0ae...

never has a post needed context less

When it happens we’re putting a tent up on my side lawn and smoking ounces upon ounces of flower

Evergreen Statements: - Fuck ICE - Trans Rights - Go Sabres

Feeling absolutely electric at 6:36am, we’re a fucking wagon folks

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

We’ve been watching ‘Dances with Wolves’ over the last few nights and with the last 40ish minutes on deck tonight, I’m really not looking forward to an emotionally shattered 13 year old

The overlap of fascism and tech is unmistakable at this point, and Democratic politicians who blithely support “harnessing the power of AI” are deserving of all the tar and feathers. Eat my whole ass with that nonsense.

Fuck you and the rest of your collaborating simps

So if something happens to that one strait, the whole civilization collapses? That is a great system, well done. Have you thought about colonizing Mars? You'd be good at it.