If these people were granted the ability to feel shame for a single day, the result would make jonestown look like an episode of barney the dinosaur

When the Abundanceers start to get all 🤩🤩🤩 about how much better dreamy deregulated Texas is for building housing than California, that means traffic, sprawl built in floodplains, and this kind of thing.

If you dig into them every complaint about “populism” is just a complaint about democracy. Kill the aristocrat in your head and get with the times already

Well, that’s too bad about the hockey

Are you nostalgic for things that suck shit? This one is for you!

Sure all you cool kid online lefties are making fun of rudy giuliani getting hospitalized but I’ll have you know he just got a very nice congratulatory letter from jair bolsonaro

Did not expect the Wild to ever tie this game up, good for them

I’m just gonna be dewey cox’s dad about the seating situation in my apartment for the next little while it’s fine I’ll get over it

I’d need to get my shins blown off like cotton hill to take a nap on the damn thing. Stupid piece of furniture. Only ever took it because it came with the couch.

Well the couch I had a sentimental attachment to ended up getting destroyed in storage but at least the loveseat I kinda resent made it through ok

Tampa-Montreal longest game in nhl history let’s do it fellas I believe in you!

interesting that none of the replies here care about stopping 9/11

I think it’s very funny that one of stancil’s fans tried (and characteristically failed) to shoot the president and now will’s somehow made himself into the victim of the whole situation. Most amusing thing the guy’s ever been a part of

I mean, that or how obviously demented Biden was, that he ended COVID benefits and sent everyone back to work while the virus was quite obviously still spreading, let Roe v. Wade get dismantled, the genocide... Maybe that's why six million people who voted to repair Trump's damage said "fuck this."

At the end of the day, my opinion is that the Buffalo Sabres hold the Mandate of Heaven. Everything else flows naturally from that

Do you hear the people sing Singing a song about the ‘‘Bres

Still cannot believe what I just saw

3 feels a lot better, not gonna lie

I hope tampa wins that game tonight but also I hope they do it four or five hours from now

It’s nice being up 2 but I still kinda want to throw up

Kozak the bruin stalker

I don’t recognize the legitimacy of federal elections in Maine anyway. It ought to be southern Quebec

Related 15th anniversary

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Idk man I think in the grand scheme of things cigarettes are an extremely minor issue in the year 2026, I’m gonna let others waste their mental energy on this one

to every man to whom this brickhead dogshit applies: grow the fuck up

Having the voting rights act in effect was obviously much better than not having it, but it was still an awkward attempt to kludge democracy onto a fundamentally antidemocratic constitution. You need to address that or there’ll always be a new roberts court just waiting to wreck any temporary gains

they should make musk sit in the room for voir dire. all of it. make him watch jurors squirm & equivocate when asked if their hatred is something they can set aside. i think it’d be good for him to experience someone swearing under oath that they hate him so much it’s beyond all reason or remedy.

/to the tune of "American Woman" Political violence

You simply don’t get to run on “mass deportations” and then cry about how all political violence is unacceptable. If you don’t like it then idk maybe you shouldn’t have campaigned mainly on committing a whole bunch of it. At least if you want people to feel bad for you, I guess

They shot Alex Pretti ten times while he was face down in the street.

I just wanted to say what a piece of shit I think lucic is

13 more wins

Ryan Miller shutout lmfao kind of thematically appropriate

We’re gonna exorcise the power play demon let’s fuckin go

The impotent fury of the defeated boston scrubs

There’s not enough ballroom in the known universe to save the boston bruins today, I can tell you that much

Its getting loud now! (From booing)

That arena is a fucking mausoleum lmao

Jair Bolsonaro DEVASTATED to learn that nobody was hospitalized last night

There’s not enough ballroom in the known universe to save the boston bruins today, I can tell you that much

the administration that ran on a platform of “political violence kicks ass and we’re gonna do a ton of it” and the media representatives who enthusiastically normalize and promote it would once again like the nation to unite in condemnation of political violence lacking their seal of approval

I don’t know if there’s any regularly scheduled gathering of a roomful of people less sympathetic than the white house correspondents dinner

the shooter is said to be a disaffected supporter of the president, angry that he has failed to get ballroom done

Hate to see anything good happen to the hurricanes but taking solace in the fact that the senators got swept

The trading back is clearly a sex thing at this point right

They really do believe that last year’s roster was perfectly fine and McDermott was the only problem, and as a longtime McDermott critic who has eyes and can remember last year this strikes me as one of the least connected-to-reality things anybody has ever believed

I’ve got limitless contempt for the “well if we only condemn hamas and luigi and the thomas crown affair intensely enough, the respectable institutions will surely give me a well-deserved pat on the head” strain of “progressivism.” A childish performance of seriousness that only ever attacks one way

Americans will be like “there’s just nothing we can meaningfully change on gun laws. People like their privacy 🤷‍♂️” and then say “a new tech where your car spies on you and sends information to authorities automatically? Sign me up! I see no downsides”