Haven't spoken with the oldest since I was???? somewhere in my early teens, if that Occasionally talk to my sister, but not so much my other 2 brothers - they're all half siblings My cousin is basically my brother though. We do better now and more as we get older.

I really wish it wasn't so easy to make me laugh. Be finding humor in the most random shit Anyway, I'm tired but knee deep in pinterest rn

Back by friday

I hate having morals cause why am I thinking how I would’ve been a better scammer…

toya them saxophones playing right outside your bedroom door girl 😂😂

We've discussed financial celibacy. I'm financially abstinent rn 💅🏽

We can't see other's ig pic likes, but seeing what reels your friends like- A gaggle of unwell individuals 😭 let me stop feeling shame jfc I can't outfreak these niggas

I never really noticed Lauren's acting because I don't be hearing a word, just watching 🏳️‍🌈😂 Ms. Lisa Raye....i need to see that gun scene from Player's Club again hold awn

You really gotta make sure you word your thoughts right on the net unless you want 500 ip addresses up your ass over a misunderstanding 🥴

Knew that mf was fishy 💀 her tone was always so...odd

think i keep it up to keep you on me won't you call me out?

I ain't never had no hero But you might've been just that

I wanna try rewatching donnie darko, but I feel like that fuck ass bunny mask is gonna make me jump again 😭 maybe I'll try this weekend

Same, math Everything else was 👌🏽 Loved Science until the Chem math came in 😭 "stoichiometry" fuck offffff Nah but I actually enjoyed stoichiometry once I slowed down lmao. Shit was basically a puzzle and I was hooked eventually

Just Eat It or whatever Nike be saying.

Now that we're past it, ice storm didn't hit my area as bad as predicted from what I can tell. Any power outages I've e heard about seemed to have gotten resolved pretty quickly, or getting there With that said, I hope they manage to plan just as well for storm season this summer

It's this damn BACK

I've decided a 4qt crockpot would make things easier I for sure could come up with 2 meals a day for that thing. Would greatly reduce my stress around meal planning too 😭

Too cold to telework. Cancel that too.

Tryna figure out what core-dominant thing I did this morning, because my shit feels tight and I'm mildly uncomfortable

Barely 5 mins into logging on and my coworker hit us with "I'mma start a meeting I'm going back to sleep" lmaoooo come on girl 😭😂

My dumb era has now been erased, which means it never happened 😌

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

Managed to make it without busting my ass ✋🏽😭🤚🏽

If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down. All. Of. It. I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.

Will be walking to the gym in the morning just to feel something™️

I gotta get back to consistently taking my vitamins. Been off and on for weeks now

Yeah it's white as fuck outside

Had dinner and got the faucets dripping. Now I'm about to make some wallpapers in Procreate until I pass out

Every now and then I'll send my cousins the names of two celebs that EYE think look alike The agree:disagree ratio is atrocious at this point 😭 they never see it omfg

I gotta sleep on it 😭😂 this is a Real Freak v Real Freak matchup omfg

Think I'll dip my toe into numerology for the fuck of it

If anything, this is just further justification for me to buy a deep freezer in the future Maybe grill tools too idk

Calls that could be emails/IMs "Can I ask you a question?" Coworkers that talk all day Coworkers that need the same thing explained to them multiple times Anyone calling me back to back No greeting when I'm contacted Someone wanting to bullshit on the phone when I have things I need to do

You fear innovation

I gather niggas to be hired

-Keanu Reeves (in JW, specifically) -Lina Esco -Lana Parilla (strictly bc of lincoln lawyer) -Nic Cage -Glen Powell -Kyle Chandler (bc Bloodline pisses me off to this day!)

The banter on Bluesky today

Turning 11 at the hibachi spot getting outshined by his win 😭😂

one more thing and maybe I shouldn't have to clarify but ....... USE ROCK SALT FROM SOMEWHERE LIKE HOME DEPOT AND NOT THE SALT YOU EAT MY NIGGA 😭

I had to write it out, but I think I saw her thinking process (i have a headache) She took the most complicated route to work that out 😭😭😭 just....stick to the basics my girl

a Twix bar ain’t never failed me

Chuckling at the people in the U.S. who consistently shit on people who live in "red" states... Well according to others in the world, the entire US is now a "red" state. Not so easy to overthrow authoritarians, is it?

If my hormones EVER move me to eat man butt, I'm having every organ responsible removed. Consequences be damned ✋🏽😭

Grew up in a military family and you still gotta get whatever I come up with on the spot 😭 I get lost after "F" and remember random ones down the line idk

Sat here and had a whole damn conversation with me and ain’t say shit about the Popeyes crumbs in my beard. Toddlers are some fucked up people fr.

No, and I'm not sure I've ever been - not consistently, anyway. Working on it though.

A high of 28 degrees is coming in a few days. I manifested this 🙂‍↕️

Silence Slow mornings Sunlight Cityscapes