My favorite thing about Chicago right now is whenever a 'Top Dog Law' commercial comes on, it's so unhinged.. never heard anything like it. I'm in tears every time. We didn't have this back in AZ. lol

Ooh right now? Olivia Dean- Man I need(Omg☺️) Turnstile- Never enough The Killers- Somebody told me Tyler, the Creator- Sugar on my tongue Candi Staton- Young hearts run free I see alotta people, lol

Me high as hell rambling about a scene in the movie Lady and the Tramp2 that I remember, while my bf nods and smiles cuz apparently I've already told him about it, but don't recall. I'm like "So yeah- then Tramp's old friend 'Buster comes an-" "The Doberman right?" Me: "Yeah so-.. how the FUCK?"

Caught in the moment, had nooo idea Mr. Man was snapping pics. If you're in Chicago and you haven't had The Soul Lounge... put some pants on. GO. NOW.

People: Aries are competitive. Me: Nahh, not me, I'm just a barefoot, dog hugging, bug saving hippie girl. Not a competitive bone in me body!🌻☮️ Buuut also me:

Hey.. just so you know, that video is AI: "Ok, well, it could still happen. It's a silly video. Why does it even matter?" Jees, idk maybe because being able to tell fact from fiction has always mattered??..and subconsciously training your brain not to notice is plum wild! But what do IIII know..

Year 35🎉🍰

me at 4am: just getting up to pee real quick my cat: great, now that you’re awake, let’s address my needs immediately

It has been 70°+ for the last 2 days, my birthday hits, and the high plummet to 47... who do I call to complain?

This pic of me cackling in front of the torture museum 2 years ago was completely unintentional… the timing still takes me out 😭

I just want to slide down a brontosaurus neck like Flintstone.. just once.

I still do stuff like this, it can't be helped. lol

I'll never forget this moment in time, it was 2020, my man flew down to drive us back up from Arizona to Chicago❤️ Oscar was complaining about being in his carrier so I opened it. After checking the scene and realizing he was overwhelmed, he went back to his carrier and didn't say another word lol

What are some of your more obscure songs on your Spotify playlist? For me, it is definitely this song 'Taste the biscuit' by Vincent Gargiulo.

The sudden urge to rewatch Bob's Burgers..

My birthday is in 2 days and ngl, slightly disappointed that I didn't lose the weight that I wanted to. I mean, I have lost weight, but I plateaud from inconsistency.. still going to try to feel cute, tho... I know I should be nicer to myself...... probably. but, I want off this jiggly train, lol

I used to love these episodes. Looked forward to them. I think part of it scratched my autistic need for familiarity. ( though I didn't know I was autistic back then) These episodes felt 'safe' because I knew what to expect... plus, I was born from the Ashes of the Phoenix bb, LOL 🔥 I 100% got it😂🔥

If I must come back, let it be as a snow leopard..

Silly4Life

Thee wackest shit

🔮 I need to get back on my spiritual stuff.. I need to get back to Nature this year.. back to... me. 🌿

It really does feel like this when that one part of MJ's 'Human Nature' starts.. you know which part😌

Aaaaaaand just like that, mood ruined. Why must the landlord be a condescending idiot..

If I had to guess.. I didn't ever think Yoshi would be the one to.. well alright then!.. lol

Remember that one episode of Rugrats were Angelica was a cookie fiend? Then, she was so down bad that she ate watered down soap cookie mush out of a wash basin and got sick? My memory said it was a mop bucket, which is infinitely worse in my mind, LOL

I used to fight in comment sections, but I realized I was the one suffering for it.. blocking people is like making them disappear fr. Like wishing them to a cornfield..

This is a Russian song, mostly Russian anyway.. I'm pretty sure I hear another language in there as well, but anyway.. I don't think any of the lyrics are English, but I swear there's a few times I hear a whole English sentence, and I sing them every time 😂

I think this is where I am right now, mhm, mhm. 🙂‍↕️😁

Idk, can a beat have a smell? This beat smells good..

My hair's at that awkward length where I can't do many cool styles.. but long enough just to be annoying and in me face >:( ..I must animate this.

Nahh, scorpion lollipop for Arizona is not accurate. LOL That's just one of those gag gift snacks for people that aren't from the desert. You don't actually eat it.. although I definitely have.. once.

Anytime I hear Linkin Park, I can't help but hear & see SpongeBob screaming now, whelp.

Chris Pratt

I never realized how into music and sound I reeeally am.. this MIDI controller is going to rule my life this year, I can tell already. I'm ready, too.

The way they used to have me in a trance..

I may have already learned how to partially play blink-182s 'All the Small Things' and 'Hot Cross Buns' on my Otamatone LOL

It's been 8 years, but I still think about you everyday bb girl. The world made sense with you in it🩶

Early Musical birthday gifts! Aaahhhh! Im so excited, as much as I sing around the house and turn things into random beats.. John knew what was up🥰💜 The funny looking thing is called an otamatone, a silly instrument!

I should just accept already that I'm never going to be one of those people who wait to open their birthday gifts. I am not waiting ocho dias mas.

Por favor

Me AF, I can't help it 😅

In an alternate life- I can definitely see Goofy as the Little Caesar's mascot.. it fits so well. Probably because it reminds me of that one old goofy episode where he was in the olympics for some reason, lol

"Fuck ass" and "Shit ass" are both hilarious insults that I've learned in life

What's the best compliment someone has ever given you? I was at TGIF with my bf. I laughed at something- the woman behind him turned around, smiled n said "You have such a gorgeous laugh. I just had to tell you." The way my face heated up. Such a.. unique compliment. I'll carry it forever.

It seems like every year, I'm surprised by my own birthday recently. My birthday is practically next week, and I completely forgot😅 hmmm... I wanna do a fun lil photo shoot or somethin'

Y'all are going to think I'm weird for this but, I've never howled in the woods at the moon, but somehow.. I just know if I were to go- it'd be my thing, lol

get absolutely sniffed loser

Watched Rise of the planet of the apes for the first time in a while. Forgot how much I really enjoyed that movie. Still got goosebumps when Caesar yells 'No!' at Malfoy, ha.

OH! I have a cool art idea. Now I just have to hold onto it long enough for my adhd not to fling it into the stratosphere. (Also, this has been my favorite GIF for years, lol)