I found out that boat got stuck that one time.

"They come quick and they come often" Tigers radio broadcast

Good times

*sighs* ok, fine. P-P-P-P-Powerpoint 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️

This is begging for that BJ Penn selfie photoshop

Bringing out the real celebs tonight

Samoa Joe is pretty cool

Ben Shapiro's Bud Bundy Beard always makes me laugh.

Hope Roki gets lit up

Sucks that the yankees won but boston sports fans being sad is a good consolation prize.

One fun thing that happened during covid was the unspoken handwashing competitions between total strangers in the bathroom that proved who was the most cleanest.

Buck Bundy

"Emergency" nakedness is a classic @earlmontclair.bsky.social excuse to get out of jury duty.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

Tyreek Hill huh

You're actually banned from New Orleans due to some unspeakable things you did to "season" the jambalaya.

The weather in New Orleans was enough for me to say once is good.

No..........t yet

Cal Raleigh has uncovered that having a huge butt is the new overlooked market inefficiency in baseball. We need a Moneyball 2 about butts

One hell of a shoulder tackle from Dragon Dragon.

Well being in a cult might qualify as a family emergency?

Phrasing.

Looks like @mookiealexander.bsky.social is starting up his seminars again.

He caught the stapler during the Swerve Hangman death match too. Dude is a real athlete.

Looks like all of @earlmontclair.bsky.social's efforts to get an Oregon license plate have backfired. www.oregonlive.com/living/2025/...

Support what you love. Quit giving your money to what you detest.

new Better Lovers @billfromdashore.bsky.social

new Blackbraid is fucking awesome by the way

I recently found the whole episode of the roast of flavor flav on youtube and fucking patton oswalt was hilarious.

They comin for everyone

G

Damn ostriches.

ALF with the 630 senton!! #CannonballFest www.youtube.com/live/zom59X0...

Im sorry, Jose Aldo.

Muh freedom

Happy fifth anniversary to the Raymond Daniels spinning back kick double tap that absolutely annihilated Peter Stanonik's dick and balls #NeverForget

Imagine spending the last couple weeks of your life raging about Cracker Barrel.

Is Charlie Kirk still dead?

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

Wait until they find out what ingredients @earlmontclair.bsky.social uses for his tropical smoothies to make them "extra thick."

Ridiculousness is getting my son through the day.

The @earlmontclair.bsky.social Canadian tour continues.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

So this whole shot put thing is just a prelude to Lesnar's kid going to the wwe pc i imagine

My new insurance has three tiers od prescription drug prices. $15, $30 and $60. I have to call them to figure out how much everything is going to cost per month. Could be $60 a month, could be $240 a month or somewhere in between. I call them. Closed on Saturday. Love it.

"Stipe tapped, Alistair felt it."