Vomiting pints of black blood, more blood coming out my ass, bruises appearing all over my body, and me thinking, "You know what? I'll have a little wank"

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Trump trying to figure out how to pardon Bolsonaro

Clenching The Fists Of Dissent by Machine Head

Bolsonaro is going to prison for damn near 3 decades meanwhile here in America.....

This guy is the dumbest fucking dork

Whenever someone says hockey is for straights only, show them this.

How wasthe match you may be wondering

Bluesky: Why won't AEW put our posts on screen? Also Bluesky:

This is a shot at @earlmontclair.bsky.social and his disgusting, confusingly erotic travel attire.

Wait what?!

Fox News gig incoming

New meme format just dropped:

Vaxxed?

It’s rich people The problem is rich people

"So yeah, I hate that I have to use the Nazi site to get engagement for my work." 'So you desire the patronage of Nazis?' "No- you see... this is different. Somehow."

Toni is gonna force Mox to menstruate that's awesome

He will. Sadly, he will.

Bonk

Fuck you, guy. Im wearing my best sweatpants and you will *love* it.

I've never done an eligibility post before. Be gentle. Share and share alike. Any consideration when it comes time for awards is greatly appreciated.

Much respect to UFC fighter, Brandon Royval, who gave this answer as to why he would not fight at the UFC event on the WH lawn:

You'll never guess who's in the first shot of a John Cena final Draw appearance video package. 🤼

Oh he's shook

Does the senate also have to approve the release before they come out or is this a house only kind of thing?

My daughter is telling me all about her trials and tribulations of trying to do the armpit fart in the shower.

"How about you sideburns you want some of this milk?"

She got ALL the dirt on him

we all laughed at the guy insisting Trump was the throat goat well who's laughing now

This is a great idea

I cant believe they are still so obsessed with "woke"

The Death of Eddy Guerrero: Twenty Years Later

Seems like Chris Hansen needs to visit the White House.

Well well well, if it isn't the thing literally everyone whose brain is functioning properly saw coming.

Someone ask Dana White, "So, you're really good friends with a pedophile?" at the next presser.

I used to work with a dude that would take shits side-saddle.

But on the bright side, i went to Nike on my lunch and got $60 sweatpants for $22

Miller (?) Moss. The Champagne of Quarterbacks.

Im thankful that he will never actually pull this off. I mean, right?! No way this actually happens?

Nah man. You all need to get your shit together.

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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart. If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.

They want you poor and stupid.

Maybe the obsession with advertised betting has ran its course

My daughter just said Kyle Fletcher reminds her of Sid from Toy Story and i think she is onto something.

I dont feel awesome today

Has Trump shit his pants yet? (over Mamdani, not any of the normal reasons he shits his pants on a regular basis)

OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.