AI is evil but I would have chuckled if this monstrosity sat at number one

Jesus was a faggot

How i be looking at the pussy before I get down to suckin on the clitty

Can't wait for the meltdowns from the never showers crowd that don't remember the pwi list is in kayfabe

Truly I say to you, the retweet from the account with five followers means more in the eyes of the lord than a thousand highbie retweets, more than a hundred thousand

Ok but get rid of the hat and the first fit goes hard

She will scream at me to pick her up and then instead of sitting on me normal she plops into this position and purrs like a maniac

What about Cab Castaway and he's scatting by himself on an deserted island

@jazzpomegranate.com have you seen this

thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers

Yeah that's the whole point of Instagram

men when their spouse says no once: cut my wife into pieces, this is my first resort

AI has tremendous potential to facilitate our dreams, to allow discussions we never otherwise could have had. #AI #Politics #Discourse #AIArt #Transgender #Law #discussion #Debate #Society

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fuckinnn . thi,s inna blunt

Women

I don’t know how many more I should call hers I got left in me

*gently putting my hand on my girlfriend's clown nose* promise you'll stop....for me......

If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.

Going from dryjacking to pussy feels like surviving World War One

Circa 2006-7

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Some of u guys act feral & edgy but then talk abt how u have loving & supporting parents & it’s like ok poser my culture not your costume

My life

she wanna ride it for free like im zohran mamdani

Being well-liked and charismatic and having policy positions the majority of the electorate agree with might work in New York City but that doesn't mean it will work in places where every day is opposite day

what’s a painting to a pig in a field?

Still haven't figured it out and I'm not going to go in to an episode of TAFS blind

When Black Tuesday comes, I'm gonna dig myself a hole

I've been doing a lot of cardio this week trying to get ready for a swim test i have to take next weekend and i have to say the gym bros are 💯 correct: cardio is gay as hell

Cis women, if you resent them talking about you as though you're an invader in a place that belongs just as much to you, hello from the bathroom.

me: she say do u luh me i tell her only partly I only love my plushies and nuggets I'm sorry psychiatrist, depressing a button on the controller that shocks my prostate and makes me collapse in orgasm: (emotionless) again

Im sorry who the fuck is amanda dimoldenberg

I don't understand this because like, after a week or so of regular protein supplementation your digestive system adapts to the stuff and farts return to normal. But this is such a regular Gym Guy joke.

women can do anything

When our time comes we will make no excuses for the terror (of Woke)

DAY 1 IN ZOHRAN'S AMERICA

In Woke 2 we're actually forcing cis people to use neopronouns.

Obama’s statement was so chickenshit he was basically congratulating any candidate that won any race in any party. No one cares dude! Pick up a gun!

KEEP FUCKING CRYING YOU SNAKES AND DEMONS

Its bedtime but I'm not sleepy because of all the goddam woke😡

Get the dersh in front of a tv camera now!