I think we all realize how good Kris Statlander is, but she doesn't get nearly enough credit for how seamlessly she reinvented her in-ring style after her knee injuries. She made the high flyer -> asskicker transition look easy in ways that only absolute legends like Jushin Thunder Liger had before.

Lmao

Blacks rule Left is best

Lighting crashes I want to fuck guys

God told me that the rapture was delayed until Woke 2

“don’t let autism distract you from the Epstein files” buddy, the autism is keeping me LOCKED IN on the Epstein stuff

David Foster Wallace, one of the most gifted prose stylists of our time, produced absolutely cringeworthy dialogue trying to depict colloquial African American speech. Eve decides to double down by attempting southern aave, despite having no real talent for writing at all

Ruin a band with law United States v Emerson, Lake, and Palmer

I hadn't paid attention in a while but he's bidening so hard here it's crazy

Im that buddy. Not gonna apologize for having an Instagram feed full of big titty babes

I'm like the john Henry of workslop

If anyone wants to celebrate by planting a big wet kiss or some light frotting hmu

Feel so bad for this next generation of kids who will never get the best pussy of their life from an autistic art major

Let's go

That's a perfectly cromulent vagina you got right there girl 👀

While i desperately hope I'm wrong and I am not letting it dissuade me from trying, i have serious doubts that its gonna be stopped without external intervention

Reddit when I'm trying to waste time in a public place vs reddit when I'm trying to jack off

Elon did politics the right way and these left wing lunatics fucking killed him

has GWAR no sense of decency????

bluesky is the official platform of mid-atlantic supremacy

HEADS UP, #wrestlesky folks planning to watch #AEWAllOut on HBO Max! It's looking like the Tailgate Brawl will be a separate program you have to stream and the actual PPV will be another one. Just wanted it out there for anyone who might not catch it.

My account got perma'd for posting a hentai gif of a girl fucking a gigantic cock in reply to a guy who was mad that I was making fun of the former professional wrestler Ryback

I mean I think I'm a very different person today than i was in 2019 when i started using twitter heavily so i think I'm that way what and how I post has changed but i don't think switching to bluesky had any real effect

Whatever happened to the gun girl at Kent state who shit her pants what’s she up to these days

The consolation prize of the neoliberal decimation of the new deal was cheap consumer goods forever. I do not know how long the immiserated working classes will go along to get along when xbox gets more expensive over time not less

C

Watching the superman movie. Pros: The dog Cons: When no dog So far no Lois Lane full frontal

*sad Borat voice* My rights

me to some alcoholic whose name i forgot 30 secs into her share: you are my rock. you give me hope and comfort. thank you from the bottom of my heart. because of what you’ve said here today i feel held by god me to my husband: if you get chobani instead of fage again don’t even bother coming home

wow! 100 likes! thank you so much

God i don't ask for much but you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

G D A F B E C

Goddamn I just got so excited from getting this notification on my phone only to find out the new season doesn't come out til Monday

Dicks out for Charlie

Parish life isn’t a livestream. The Church preaches universality, not parasocial fealty to pundits. If that feels alien, maybe it’s because faith was never meant to be fandom.

Hmm wonder what all those camps they're building are for

The simple fact that New York City is in A means there is effectively no cuisine i would not have access to by picking A. Even if we're going with regional cuisines exclusively, eastern carolina bbq is in A so

Super excited to be teaching at the yoga recovery meeting that has been my homegroup since i got sober, at the yoga studio I took my teacher training at! Like, getting to do stuff like this is exactly why i did ytt in the first place

i don't understand the "carnivore diet" people. i don't need some dork podcaster yapping to me about eating several plates of bbq at once, i already do that For The Love Of The Game

NO NO NO\

Phish