Girls don’t care if you have a spiderman shirt when your grown up and honestly it’s the worst part of growing up.

Legitimately Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. I love to see the homies in love, I love to see the homies being romantic, I love to see joy and people meeting and being happy together.

We need a peptide that turns you into a street shark

Marcosian political cognition is achieved by learning about the worst atrocities a government has ever committed and realizing two things, it’s much worse than what ever is reported, the guy who ordered the atrocity genuinely sees themselves as the good guy.

Lowkeunienly worried about them putting protien in everything.

Woke Unc: I never thought I’d die fighting next to a girlchud. Girl chud: and I never thought I’d life mog a woke Unc.

I’m getting handmogged by the girlchuds in my discord.

Frame mogged in the clavatorium

Tier 5Jestermaxxed goobchad sillymoggs level 4 bonesmashed sterile chadcell gooner with a -3 canthal tilt

Coworker asked me what my retirement plan was and I sent him this.

Genuinely can’t imagine getting frame mogged.

Americano Fútbol

Midwest emo cumbia band would hit Colorado like a typhoon

Me and the homies have been working on the Unc Tapes for a about a year now. Special shout out to Carrie, none of this would be possible without you. Listen to her beats here: soundcloud.com/watermelonse... Directed by Ruben: Performed by The Homie Loves You Edited by Carrie youtu.be/f1nIqrta-0Q

Heavy is the ass that takes the shits

Bad bunny naming every country in the Americas except Brazil is extremely tight.

Woke 4 is here

I'm like socio-politically genius or some shit.

This is the best kind of promo for the pod honestly

I have to hand it to Charlie Kirk, he hasn't made a transphobic comment in months

Dude, I saw you standing in line at the fucked up stinky dick store.

love the homies

Had a blast recording with @birdrespecter.bsky.social following the Mayo, folks where it leads is not good. Sub to the homie.gives for the full elsiode!

Marcos discovering math rock and shoegaze the same month I discovered modelo is why the cultural exchange is so important

We live in a 90s Taco Bell (society) - Micheal Fucko

We need a peptide that makes you bust instantly.

KRISTI NOEM IS A BIRD LEGGED HOE

A friend, someone I grew up with and was very close to in my personal life. Someone I considered a brother passed away unexpectedly last night.

Our Homie Briggy comes on for an emergency podcast to talk about her experiences in Minnesota, and to remind us not to give into despair and disillusionment. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

I’ve struggled to put the words together all day about what’s going on in Minnesota. I want to remind people that not all acts of radical resistance require you to be battle ready and fighting fit, often times the most effective means to fight for your community is to serve them what you can spare

locked in? bro i’m tucked in

Kind of mad that white people didn't tell me about math rock and shoegaze

I’m old enough to remember you only got RAM from the ranch.

They got me waxing poetic on he nature of chuddry in the discord.

Every time I find myself getting really into band where the guy has an insanely high but beautiful voice there is like a 50/50 chance that the lead singer is the White R. Kelly/ mega hitler or they are a guy who loves heroin.

Skeletor being evil but not a chud is so funny to me.

Buttmogging all the GirlChuds in my discord.

Being a fat kid in the 90s was like lowkey the same as being an Italian wine merchant in the Medici era.

Midwest emo lowkey is fixing my entire life.

I bet red hot chili peppers hits way harder when you got a big ol donkey dick

I can’t fucking believe the mayor of Portlandia blew up shady sands

Posting my Best fits of 2025 I encourage the homies to do the same.

Been rewatching Frazier and realizing he’s just like me fr.

Trying to log off the bad social media and trade it for a different bad social media.

One of the nice things about being a broke artist is that Christmas just means you can do really cheap gifts by painting stuff for your homies.

a huge massive part of this country likes arbys and I can’t fathom how to fix these people.

Big things on the horizon