Me when I can’t give drugs to babies.

Working on some stuff.

poop ass shit

Been Working on the Unctapes for so long, and they are almost done, I just wanted to share a preview to all the homies who believed in me, Here's seven tracks so far, much love to all the homies who support the Patreon and all the artistic endeavors we take. www.patreon.com/posts/157450...

Ivy and I are playing some hell divers come through and hang out www.youtube.com/live/_MZoNwp...

Every time that song from the Blade soundtrack comes on.

It’s gonna take a while but I can bust at 1hz

WERE LIVE STREAMING FREESTYLIN youtube.com/live/db16rEL...

I’ve been thinking of ways to add chorizo to Chinese fried rice and I think I may have bridged a great gap.

Chunk bunkfords power rises. ⬆️

@homievulgaris.bsky.social imagine 1,000,000 stooges

The dichotomy of being a silly little guy is that you can only truly count on the love of seriously large women.

i finally got the brilliant idea to stream Ruben and I, doing dumb freestyles. We did a test stream and it turned out to be funnier than we could have imagined. Heres a Highlight reel of the dumbest things we said, if you wanna support us go to Homie.gives youtu.be/IeRDWVn3mJI?...

youtu.be/IeRDWVn3mJI?... i finally got the brilliant idea to stream Ruben and I, doing dumb freestyles. We did a test stream and it turned out to be funnier than we could have imagined. Heres a Highlight reel of the dumbest things we said, if you wanna join us go to Homie.gives

Listening to @killthecomputer.com and my boy keido kindness mentioned in the first 2 minutes lfg bsky.app/profile/sini...

Afroman might be the only true sovereign citizen.

I’m a keep it a buck, I thought Chuck Norris died in 2008.

The guy from the wire?

I’m about to become a hotep for Mexico.

Mexican guy who starts up an American chapter of the IRA.

Wake up sheeple.

Tell your mom I said hey, for international women’s day.

One moment your riffing and the next your life is kind of falling apart around you.

Girls love it when you have horrid bowels that cast fetid stenches to the errant winds.

I think Hilary Duff would love the pod personally

Think like a woke, move like a chud.

No twink formed against me shall prosper

Lowkey I would convert to Islam if I didn’t have to give up pepperoni and gummy bears.

I will never doom post because I am stupid and naive. And in order to change the world you must be stupid and naive enough to believe you can change it.

The thing that really made me go from lazily hating the government, to actively and legitimately wanting it torn apart from its very foundations was carrying the mail.

It’s legitimately crazy that I’m good at writing, because I can barely read.

You miss a 100% of the nuts you don’t bust.

Soft ware creates hard times, hard times create Hardware, hard wares creates softwares.

It would be so funny if I had a right wing turn because everyone would assume I’m doing a bit.

Thinking about how at a glance @samreich.bsky.social and @homievulgaris.bsky.social got only being short in common but building up a whole ass media platform just to get paid doing little bits with their friends and friends of friends and spreading revolutionary propaganda to the youths

Shouts out to women fr

YouTube into your hands I commend my spirit.

My biggest regret in my life is that I can’t read my own post as someone else.

Are you guys mad at me?

Butt from a pussler.

Pussy from a butler

The guy from cumtown?

Dude if Gazorpenop is in the files I swear to god.

Leaving sanjose for a better city like Gary Indiana

Philosophy is cool because you can spend hours reading and learning about stuff you could have thought high out of your mind on edibles.

Actually Vancouver.

People keep telling me that I got to read theory, pal I studied the socialist diagram.

When he said "I'm a dude but also I'm a hot girl" i felt that

Welcome to the pussy dome