when u bought ur lament configuration off wish

Duende

A quart of milk is cheaper today than a gallon was a year ago Yet people want to say inflation is up??

In vain we compute our felicities by the advantage of our good names, since bad have equal durations, and Wario is like to live as long as Mario

I think this is my favorite

Gave my partner carte blanche to put something on the TV at 11pm and she picked Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

This seems like it should be getting more attention. "The President is ordering foster service providers to place children in homes that are anti-trans and/or deeply religious, without concern for whether those family ideologies would harm the children involved."

Entering my bog witch era

I still bring this comic up relatively unprompted pretty frequently

Tapping the sign:

I think having a zero tolerance policy for death threats is fine, joking or not! Saying someone should die has gotten kind of gauche at this point get creative with it

Happy holidays to all who celebrate

Ken Burns is one of those guys I always think has been dead for decades whenever he comes up lol

I need everyone to know, it was insanely delicious, just a TAD too spicy but perfect, and I was talking like Gambit from X-Men the entire time.

Deleting this shit off my phone lol

This is far worse than anyone expected. Trump's HUD plan would cut *two-thirds* of permanent housing and push as many as 170,000 formerly homeless people back onto the street—redirecting funds to work mandates, forced treatment, and encampment sweeps. All as mass internment camps are being built.

Idk man if I was innocent I wouldn't be dead set on preventing the release of evidence but that's just me

Clickbaity thumbnail but this video from @taylorlorenz.bsky.social actually includes an extremely clear explaination of what PACs, the history of it, are and how they work featuring a lawyer working to end them

Hearing Duran Duran emanating from a dark forest in the dead of night

Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.

Vaxxed?

Work laptop updating to win11 seems to have just completely fucked teams. Like multiple issues a day from audio in meetings being goofy to messages not sending to not being able to see my calendar. I did not consent to this and should be paid more to deal with it

This episode is extremely Scooby Doo big fan

"You don't mean to tell me these tracks were made by the Fiji Mermaid?"

Personal inconvenience outweighed public good

The only way to quit nicotine is to switch exclusively to bumming cigs until your friends get mad at u

this is literally never not accurate

just find out the second assistant gaffer on hot tub time machine 2 is a zionist. i’m sick to my stomach i can’t fucking do this shit anymore

Economists on bsky looking at their graphs like

Like this but somehow sadder youtu.be/xtEmJeojY0I?...

If you're so islamaphobic you quit your job over a Muslim being elected mayor you definitely shouldn't have a job where youre expected treat the public equally because you obviously don't. Get fucked!

MacReady: "We're gonna draw a little bit of everybody's blood. Ya see, when a man bleeds, it's just tissue, but blood from one of you Things won't obey when it's attacked. It'll try and survive... crawl away from a hot needle, say." Garry: "Would cum work?" Macready: "Quit askin that!"

time to put on the danny brown hyperpop album and levitate

This entire fiasco has convinced me that states need more levers to pull for federal tax contributions because jack booted thugs kidnapping people in my city that overwhelmingly did not ask for this being paid by my taxes makes me sick

Nah you gotta at least stand up once a day that's the rule

I think I've realized that the reason the musk pay package thing bothers me is that it's our money. If it was just random idiots lighting money on fire it'd be whatever but the fortune of Tesla is built on the trading of carbon emission tax credits they sell to other companies

i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels

Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’ https://theonion.com/californians-approve-measure-to-redraw-garfield/

This is irresponsible. Best practices in phrenology means using the calipers in person.

The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas

No you don't understand that's not a duende that's a gremlin his name is gizmo

okay okay