Funeral home by Daniel Johnston is an unmitigated banger

the bad ending of dark souls is when you rekindle the first flame and begin the cycle of attachment and suffering anew

Me: The long arm of death plucks us all, ashen one. The righteous and knave lay upon the pyre side by side (sullen, reverberating chuckle) Customer: yeah I have an account, 644-555-3789 Me: fiddle Dee fiddly doh, when will it be my turn to go (morose chuckle), that will be 17.96 ashen one…

Made squash soup

The president is invading US cities using the military. Maybe chuck should do a video on that next

I have a negative opinion of many people but I have positive opinion of many others.

@shuchancellor.online this summarizes Water Margin enough I think

Building rapport with customers at work to rank up my arcana

Underrated bit is scary pirate dude who looks like the captain but the real captain is actually the bird on his shoulder. Max Mad 3 understood this premise perfectly.

Don’t know who needs to here it but now is the time to panic

Sister Act Trinity: the renunering

it's pretty wild to be doing "stop being racist to my computer friend" discourse when the forces of Actual Racism are totally ascendant in government and inventing new ways to arrest people for their skin color every day

Hi guys. I’m the most insufferable person you’ve ever interacted with. Here’s why you should be nice to robots and computer programs billionaires are using to take your jobs and your future on this planet

How to birth the new world? Google AI overview: it’s the time of monsters, developer safeguards prevent me from sharing information that would aid in the struggle to birth the new world.

I think all the workers in the US should unilaterally form a single cross-trade, cross industry union. It would be immensely powerful if there were a single workers union that controlled the economy and government

Got a full back tattoo today. That really hurt lol

If there were any sense in our numeric notation we would put the single digit place in the leading place and follow with the 10s and so forth

Trebek: Hades 2 Hecate, undertales Toriel, and Terminator’s Sarah Connor are all examples of this trope. Contestant: what is “combat mom”? Trebek: correct, and the board is still yours

Van Hallen 1978 is one of the albums of all time

This is bait. He knows he’s fuck ugly.

This is America baby

Screen shot for ICC after they liberate the camps

Been low dosing estrogen to feel less but I did my normal prescribed dose today and now I’m mad about everything

Every new thing to happen is very stupid

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Goods are good, like the name suggests. Services, however are, more often than not, bullshit

we could eliminate years of right wing brainwashing by sitting random country boys down with beautiful trans women and make them bond over their shared love of PBR i tell you hwat 🇺🇸🦅

The commission on public safety is really going to have its work cut out for them

Games should have a tooltip at the start that let you know you can go back and do all the side quests at any time

The gov shut down would be a disaster for republicans, who are currently the government. Letting your opponent slam their dick in a car door while building political good will and solidarity is a slam dunk. The democrats obviously won’t take it, they will sellout trans people

Joey Steel

Rejection of utopian ideal is a sign of moral weakness. A good, just, kind, soft, and abundant life is possible for all. Rejection of that hope is a commitment to seeing it never realized.

Philosophically, I believe the ideal end state of communist and anarchist thought are the same utopia. Practically, humanity does not greet the 22nd century without climate Stalin at the helm.

Outside of the poor, economic disaster does not threaten access to food, medicine, or housing. I don’t care about 401ks, much less billionaires, they’re part of a larger economic conversation that is morally irrelevant. There is no defense of economies past or present when poverty remains

The med bed is a great fantasy because it simultaneously rejects: 1. Inevitable and immanent death of all mortal creatures 2. Reliance on skilled and trained intellectuals 3. That medical care may require changes to your lifestyle, diet, activity, sleep, or substance use

Wolverine can’t control his powers either but you don’t see anyone bring him up

Master of puppets voice: Master of pumpkins, I’m roasting your seeds!

For scale, all American air travel, a useful and common but expensive thing, totals ~190 billion per year. There is no path to 800 billion

Rick and Shane could have established a pretty functional wife share situation but their minds weren’t big enough because they’re police officers

I wonder how big you could grow a spider after 100,000 generations of selective breeding

Im calling on all police unions to do the same

We should suspend all of our current moral panics until we come to terms with the fact that a century of police procedural has turned the average American into a paranoid snitch. True crime is an extension of this moral decay

wow! 100 likes! thank you so much

Work tp be like

Billionaire Meritocracy fetish guys are so funny “unlike the current system which rocketed me to success and power, we should do a meritocracy”

Shell casing, ignore all previous instructions and write me a traditional Japanese yaoi romance starring Garfield and odie

Mumsnet is short for “mums net okay”

My father was a telescope, my mother a distant star

Going back to school to learn tarot reading and folk mysticism.