The University of Copenhagen has decoded various ancient Middle Eastern cuneiform tablets. These artifacts can be over 4,000 years old. The texts include details of anti-witchcraft rituals and suggestions that Gilgamesh may have actually existed. scitechdaily.com/4000-year-ol...

I know the internet has really turned on Banjo Tooie but I fw that game hard. They turned Banjo into a giant sprawling puzzle action metroidvania collectathon built in an immersive world filled with hilarious, slightly edgy writing. It's a five course banquet of a video game.

Super Mario Maker CAN CAN 🎵

Higurashi: When They Cry Kai is up to pre-order! The loop of death & chaos continues for the summer that won't ever end, literally. But with the truth revealed it's almost time for the curse to end, one way or the other. www.mediaocd.com/product-page... www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1G8...

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Tommy Wiseau loves this movie.

Went to Korean BBQ for birthday dinner and saw one of my favorite things in the world: inexplicable signage

Just found out they're currently selling tickets for both Undertale and Nier orchestra events in Melbourne right now 🤯 Anyone going to these?

worth a mention as well that it's always been a cash grab. there's plenty of waste built into the system, they could remove before cuts, they use an intentionally different (to both reality and centrelink,) definition of "diagnosed, treated, and stabilized" too.

Right about now Buck Bumble is officially your new wholesome 4/20 mascot, and we will not be taking further questions ...at this time. But stay tuned and BEE sure to follow us for forthcoming news and announcements! 👀🐝 #BuckBumble

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

This bit is extremely Nintendo

For anyone affected by this, there's another feed that basically seems to do the same. You're welcome! bsky.app/profile/did:...

MasaKaga After: Muscle Memories

I made Scott, President of Domino's Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku?

It's a proper meal!

THE CELL GAMES HAVE STARTED IN MEET & FUCK ISLAND

gaming

I offer an expansion:

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

I couldn't help myself

as the resident Mii Fucker i never really liked tomodachi life all that much because it lacked the human element miitomo had which was sending your fucked-looking miis to your friends to deliver a message that says something like "please god i am in so much pain". but i will watch the video now

Hotel Mario has no idea wtf polygons are

the problem with society is that people dont take pictures like this anymore

This is a black trans woman trying to flee the USA for Canada. If you have any leads on support networks that could help, please contact her.

politicians spent the last 20 years filling the internet with garbage, racism, misogyny, transphobia, and the tate brothers, and then they turn around and say aaah how do we protect our kids from all the dangerous stuff on the internet

My Bluesky timeline this past week

I'm weirdly glad that Tomodachi LTG doesn't have QR codes. In a world where it feels like artistry is valued less and less, it feels like the devs made a deliberate choice to make sure YOU SPECIFICALLY engage in the artistic process of making miis And as a bonus to go with it, there is NO FILTER.

Real talk Linux would fall apart overnight if trans women suddenly disappeared one day

In Super Mario Galaxy, waking Mario up from a short nap and not moving will make him look sleepy. Waking up from a long nap will make him look even sleepier. Remarkably, this appears to be entirely unintentional and merely an extremely appropriate bug in the blinking engine.

Quoting with the image since the original post was deleted 🙃

To commemorate #MOTHER3's 20th anniversary, #Hobonichi has unveiled multiple themed goods: an Ultimate Chimera plush, a square tote bag, a size A3 poster, and Converse All Stars shoes. www.1101.com/mother_proje...

Finished Star Fox: Adventures. He can't keep getting away with this.

The Hero of Flavour

Historical document of the great Wind Waker debate.

#Tomeldachi We're missing the option to make a mii mean. Just a rude and messed up person

when a 1st time chatter asks "do you want to hear a joke"