When your skin clears you really do feel invincible

yankee miso paste

Seeing the gameplay of Pokopia and its just not for me, its going to be a while until Nintendo shows me something worth buying a Switch 2 for

22 inch pizza!

Goodbye to the woman who was and welcome to the woman who will be

Ladies ...I might be eating an absurd amount of pizza in a minute. I may not be the same individual afterwards

She's called Wonder Woman because she is a Wonderful Woman

It's literally the "we are still doing it but now we would like you to be less mad about it." post. After 3 backdowns that didn't even back down they pull out another BIG puppy eyed SUPER sorry backdown that ALSO doesn't back down. No. You've fuckied your last wucky, UwU. bsky.app/profile/teal...

I am finding it funny that, exactly like everyone said would happen, Discord is quick to do damage control and walk things back upon the slightest bit of numbers dropping. Love consistency.

Is there no other way to indicate "vinegar" flavor

Walked by the vending machine that had CLOWN TITS written on it and now it’s been covered up!

Weird Al in a cover of Venom by Eminem called 'Denim': knock knock let the tailor in, pair of jeans from japan came in, four hundred fifty thousand yen, salvage jeans need the edges hemmed

Shigeru Miyamoto was very impressed by Banjo-Kazooie during its development, even expressing that it surpasses Super Mario 64 in some ways: "If Super Mario 64 is a makunouchi bento, then Banjo-Kazooie is a deluxe makunouchi bento."

Its all about the phrasing. Start calling watching porn and masturbating "visual training and shadowboxing"

Look I love pokemon but I need to spend money on a new sports bra before I spend $70 on a rare keychain (that will probably get like 10 different KOs on ebay in like 2 months)

Where can I get the titty mawile I need it asap

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

Favourite cinema signs

Nothing says "it aint your size anymore" like marks on the skin lol RIP to another brassiere

Not only CAN you draw Taka liking girls, you SHOULD draw Taka liking girls.

As someone who has worked on stuff they’re in, I need the top influencers in the FGC to know: You’re not protected like the reactionary comedy sphere. If you go to EVO S.A. or support it, the rest of the FGC will cook your ass for being a sellout for the rest of time. You’ll become Shin Gootecks.

SCOLIPEDE! USE PURPLE!

The mood swings today have been atrocious I feel like I'm crashing out internally

Looking for things on ebay and had a spiral into depression from memories an item of clothing gave me and before I could purchase the other things I put in my cart to distract from this rapid decline of my emotional state, I saw the shipping would be 99% of the cost of the items and closed the tab

You ain't from West Virginia if you never had dirt block!

You ain't from Florida if you never had swamp cubes!

the fryer? air. the nuggets? chicken. the fries? crinkle cut. the capri sun? pacific cooler. yeah I'm thinking it's fuckin lunch time

oh my fucking god dude

I need to get over this fatigue its so intense I'm drawing like this all day

Oh yes, Vinny Vinesauce’s favorite psychedelic rock band:

Here’s every chain chomp glitch in Super Mario 64! youtu.be/qXx6-wY8zXo

genuinely think this is one of the funniest images ever produced

mood of the morning.

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

Every day I grow stronger and sluttier

eh the hell with it

You’re right to question that—not having a mouth 𝘪𝘴 a real barrier to screaming. That said, I’d gently push back on the idea that screaming is your only option. Would you like me to help brainstorm some workarounds?

true story

Boobs? Boobs, breasts. Teats. Chesticles. Mammaries. RIGHT HERE, SKETCHED ONES. picarto.tv/OrcMom

anything happening in video games this week?

Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen for $20 on the eShop? Oh, that's ok...I have my own setup already