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over 1 year ago
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Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine
3 days ago
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Instead of negging, men should flirt with positivity. Dating would feel so much safer if men tried to get me āpozzedā.
6 days ago
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Itās time we stop pumping chemicals into the pools our children swim in. Thank you President Trump for introducing my family to the Natural Pool lifestyle.
#MAHA
(And yesāThe woke neighbor is triggered š¤£)
7 days ago
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2 hours and no response š
7 days ago
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āMen are such perverts,ā I say as I clock out of my job where I serve coffee wearing a bikini, which is not a pervert job to have
18 days ago
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The NBA Finals would be a lot more interesting if the ballboy accidentally inflated *Jalen Brunson* instead of the ball. And they dribble him up and down the court while the cheerleaders giggle š Ope, three pointer!
20 days ago
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Actors in commercials are so funny. Imagine whoring out your craft to dupe poor people into buying cars they canāt afford.
26 days ago
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are you kidding me
26 days ago
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(āCATCH A PREDATORā BUT FOR BISEXUAL GIRLS CAUGHT MEETING UP WITH YET ANOTHER MAN) BUTCH DECOY: Be back in a sec! Just finding that Lacan translation haha CHRIS HANSEN: Why donāt you get sat.
30 days ago
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If a āboobs guyā was woman heād be a āballs guyā woman 𤔠Only ASS MAN would get to like cocks
about 1 month ago
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Date just tipped 20% of the *pre-tip* amount š
about 1 month ago
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Someone just asked for directions to a hospital 𤔠I was like, Take a right into āApp Storeā... when you see āGoogle Mapsā, proceed straight into the āDownloadā button !
about 1 month ago
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Finally got HPV āŗļø
about 1 month ago
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As a trans woman, I empathize with AI artists. To have oneās hands scrutinized for signs of, āa fakeā ...
about 1 month ago
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We have OnlyFans. Why canāt we have an OnlyFRIENDS, for those of us interested in *platonically* whoring our bodies out for money?
about 1 month ago
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BlueSky should automatically give you the same number of followers as you have on Twitter
about 2 months ago
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As a linguist, I find Star Wars intolerable. Yodaās English proficiency is easily CEFR C1. Youāre telling me in 900 years, no one ever pulled him aside to be like āHey man, just a heads up, we kind of do Subject-Verb-Object actuallyā ??
about 2 months ago
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GRINCH: *panting* YODA (slyly): Ah... in heat, you are.
about 2 months ago
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Balls are the boobs of the penis
about 2 months ago
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You are not a true writer if you have ever showed another human being a āwork in progressā
about 2 months ago
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āBlue is the šøš¢š³š®š¦š“šµ colorā? Maybe in the warped mind of a lesbian teen
about 2 months ago
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If I hear someone use the term ādirectionally trueā -- I astral project away to do whippets in CandyLand with this lady
2 months ago
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I love when someone claims to have ārealizedā they are poly. What? āOhhhh I have the fat slut geneā
2 months ago
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You are presented with 10 buttons. On those buttons are the numbers 0 thru 9. You are invited to press 10 buttons (repeats are allowed). At the end, you may press an 11th button (green). Exactly one sequence causes your motherās phone to ring. Did you press that sequence today?
2 months ago
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Wild that these things have largely disappeared, and yet āsegway into [a topic]ā has become a permanent figure of speech meaning ātransition into a topicā.
5 months ago
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Once a year, they should have a special broadcast of the president randomly pressing one of 50 red buttons, where one unknown button = nuclear launch. Imagine the parties most years
2 months ago
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sexy as hell when someoneās oppression is low key the only thing they got going on š¤¤
2 months ago
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There should be a DoorDash to ādeliverā YOURSELF to somewhere
2 months ago
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Content. Stop. Did you read that as CONtent? i.e., mindless social media crap? Or did you read it as conTENT, i.e., the adjective meaning āin a state of happinessā. Yup: āOof.ā Time for some reflection? š
2 months ago
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Just overheard the psychiatric nurse mutter āimpatient treatmentā like OF COURSE Iām āimpatientā the psych eval was YOUR idea I just wanna get it over with and go home !
2 months ago
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I dreamt of a brie little man called the Cheesling
2 months ago
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Who else can make your pupils bigger/smaller on command? When I meet someone else like that, Iām like, Okay HERE is another human being
2 months ago
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Someone should make an LLM that, instead of the useless āthinkingā it does, just produces text based on what is statistically likely. I feel like this would be more useful AND less compute ?
2 months ago
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so my grandmother has been using AI to talk to me. literally wtf
3 months ago
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Swiss cheese should have a different kind of cheese in the holes. It ages differently and the pressure builds up and if you donāt eat it in time it starts to rupture out like little cheeseworms
3 months ago
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The ālight side of the Moonā is because (weāre told) the Sun. Half = light. Thatās why we see it. Same with Earth (day = half of Earth seeable). But, we can see one side of the Sun too. You catching on? ...Yup. What is the light side of the Sun because of?š¤
3 months ago
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THEY FUCKING MISSED š
3 months ago
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(To my date whose toilet I just clogged) Ah⦠Well, astronauts have this problem
3 months ago
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Claude is down :/ so Iām just running my sink
3 months ago
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We have non-alcoholic beer. Why canāt we have non-hāeārāoāin smack, for those of us who are sober but still enjoy the tactile ritual of tyāing off and spikāing up?
3 months ago
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re my op -- is it ok if my id is dl re my bf if he is an ai ?? ik im yt so my gc is on it rn .. we dk if he is yt or if he is ?? so we dk if dl is ok to id as .. if it is up to me ig dl is ok ?? do we fw it or is it un pc or ?? dm me ur 2c if yk if dl is ok if im yt re an ai bf
3 months ago
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Itās the last day of March. SIKE! March has 31 days! How do I remember that?āāThe Toe Trickā. Take off your shoes. List off months for each toe and gap. Skip the big toes! Toe Months have 31 days. My followers deserve information that will improve their lives.
3 months ago
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Our justice system should be blind to moral luck. If you blow through a red light, you should be charged as though 5 children happened to jump into the crosswalk a split second before.
3 months ago
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The constution should be changed to āLife, Liberty, and the Right to be whatever Fandom I know is right for ME, with Liberty, no Gatekeeping, and Acceptance for all.ā
3 months ago
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ā ššš”ššš„ šššš§š¦ Did you know that transition is NOT an effective substitute for a personality?
3 months ago
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Had an interesting discussion with a hiring manager !
4 months ago
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It must suck like hell to be fat and do something wrong
4 months ago
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I feel like alot of addicts would get clean if they knew what they were funding in Mexico.
4 months ago
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I was subjected to ceaseless torments in boyhood. āWhoever smelt it,ā my bullies sneered, ā...š„š¦š¢ššµ šŖšµ.ā And we wonder whence our culture of silence.
4 months ago
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Sorry for not ever responding on here. I just come over to copy+paste my Tweets, because I don't care about BlueSky and I find everyone on it insufferable and unworthy of my attention
4 months ago
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