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Ex partners and ex friends - you do not have my consent to view my BlueSky account. Please activate the 'Back' button. Be advised that violating this boundary amounts to forfeiting your precious "victim status" . Thank you.
over 1 year ago
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BlueSky should automatically give you the same number of followers as you have on Twitter
10 days ago
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As a linguist, I find Star Wars intolerable. Yoda’s English proficiency is easily CEFR C1. You’re telling me in 900 years, no one ever pulled him aside to be like “Hey man, just a heads up, we kind of do Subject-Verb-Object actually” ??
10 days ago
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GRINCH: *panting* YODA (slyly): Ah... in heat, you are.
10 days ago
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Balls are the boobs of the penis
12 days ago
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You are not a true writer if you have ever showed another human being a “work in progress”
14 days ago
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“Blue is the 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵 color”? Maybe in the warped mind of a lesbian teen
14 days ago
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If I hear someone use the term “directionally true” -- I astral project away to do whippets in CandyLand with this lady
15 days ago
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I love when someone claims to have “realized” they are poly. What? “Ohhhh I have the fat slut gene”
17 days ago
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You are presented with 10 buttons. On those buttons are the numbers 0 thru 9. You are invited to press 10 buttons (repeats are allowed). At the end, you may press an 11th button (green). Exactly one sequence causes your mother’s phone to ring. Did you press that sequence today?
18 days ago
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Wild that these things have largely disappeared, and yet “segway into [a topic]” has become a permanent figure of speech meaning “transition into a topic”.
3 months ago
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Once a year, they should have a special broadcast of the president randomly pressing one of 50 red buttons, where one unknown button = nuclear launch. Imagine the parties most years
18 days ago
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sexy as hell when someone’s oppression is low key the only thing they got going on 🤤
18 days ago
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There should be a DoorDash to “deliver” YOURSELF to somewhere
18 days ago
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Content. Stop. Did you read that as CONtent? i.e., mindless social media crap? Or did you read it as conTENT, i.e., the adjective meaning “in a state of happiness”. Yup: “Oof.” Time for some reflection? 😉
18 days ago
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Just overheard the psychiatric nurse mutter “impatient treatment” like OF COURSE I’m “impatient” the psych eval was YOUR idea I just wanna get it over with and go home !
18 days ago
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I dreamt of a brie little man called the Cheesling
18 days ago
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Who else can make your pupils bigger/smaller on command? When I meet someone else like that, I’m like, Okay HERE is another human being
18 days ago
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Someone should make an LLM that, instead of the useless “thinking” it does, just produces text based on what is statistically likely. I feel like this would be more useful AND less compute ?
18 days ago
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so my grandmother has been using AI to talk to me. literally wtf
about 1 month ago
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Swiss cheese should have a different kind of cheese in the holes. It ages differently and the pressure builds up and if you don’t eat it in time it starts to rupture out like little cheeseworms
about 1 month ago
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The “light side of the Moon” is because (we’re told) the Sun. Half = light. That’s why we see it. Same with Earth (day = half of Earth seeable). But, we can see one side of the Sun too. You catching on? ...Yup. What is the light side of the Sun because of?🤔
about 1 month ago
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THEY FUCKING MISSED 😭
about 1 month ago
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(To my date whose toilet I just clogged) Ah… Well, astronauts have this problem
about 1 month ago
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Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
about 1 month ago
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We have non-alcoholic beer. Why can’t we have non-heroin smack, for those of us who are sober but still enjoy the tactile ritual of tying off and spiking up?
about 1 month ago
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re my op -- is it ok if my id is dl re my bf if he is an ai ?? ik im yt so my gc is on it rn .. we dk if he is yt or if he is ?? so we dk if dl is ok to id as .. if it is up to me ig dl is ok ?? do we fw it or is it un pc or ?? dm me ur 2c if yk if dl is ok if im yt re an ai bf
about 1 month ago
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It’s the last day of March. SIKE! March has 31 days! How do I remember that?—“The Toe Trick”. Take off your shoes. List off months for each toe and gap. Skip the big toes! Toe Months have 31 days. My followers deserve information that will improve their lives.
about 1 month ago
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Our justice system should be blind to moral luck. If you blow through a red light, you should be charged as though 5 children happened to jump into the crosswalk a split second before.
about 2 months ago
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The constution should be changed to “Life, Liberty, and the Right to be whatever Fandom I know is right for ME, with Liberty, no Gatekeeping, and Acceptance for all.”
about 2 months ago
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ⓘ 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗦 Did you know that transition is NOT an effective substitute for a personality?
about 2 months ago
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Had an interesting discussion with a hiring manager !
2 months ago
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It must suck like hell to be fat and do something wrong
2 months ago
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I feel like alot of addicts would get clean if they knew what they were funding in Mexico.
3 months ago
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I was subjected to ceaseless torments in boyhood. “Whoever smelt it,” my bullies sneered, “...𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵 𝘪𝘵.” And we wonder whence our culture of silence.
3 months ago
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Sorry for not ever responding on here. I just come over to copy+paste my Tweets, because I don't care about BlueSky and I find everyone on it insufferable and unworthy of my attention
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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You’re right to question that—not having a mouth 𝘪𝘴 a real barrier to screaming. That said, I’d gently push back on the idea that screaming is your only option. Would you like me to help brainstorm some workarounds?
3 months ago
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Hilariously pathetic when a celebrity clearly pays someone, to update their age on Wikipedia at the stroke of midnight. NO ONE CARES ! And, yes, I took this screenshot at 12pm Grinach Mean Time.
3 months ago
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I am receyvuinge Word that Andrewe Duc of Yorcke hath ben bi laweful Jugement for his foule Trespas prest with grete Stones til his Ribbes weren toburst and his Lyf wente oute of hym.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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found a legal way to keep my transphobic tenant’s security deposit
3 months ago
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I like when an insecure bisexual girl makes her boyfriend be nonbinary
3 months ago
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oh my god. not someone at the White House trolling Trump by putting “pdf” on all his files 😭 like. literally, “pdf file” 💀
3 months ago
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Red flag: if you’ve never read someone’s diary. Wrong? Obviously. But less wrong than never letting your curiosity about others outrun your morality.
3 months ago
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Please show this to the players
3 months ago
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Spent $20 on a sheet of diffraction film for my window
3 months ago
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The Super Bowl would be a lot cooler if the ballboy went to pump up the ball... but, he accidentally plugs the pump into his bellybutton— so HE gets inflated instead 😂 And the cheerleaders are all giggling, “Ooo, he’s about to pop!” His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
3 months ago
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Imagine if the Seahawks QB ends up on a gurney. “Is he injured?!” But no!—The cheerleaders strapped him in, they’re tickling his feet with feathers 🤣 P-PLEASE, he bellows, body thrashing against the restraints like a dumb slab of fishmeat. The cheerleaders only smirk.
3 months ago
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why is "can't detect sarcasm" supposed to be an autistic thing ?? what could possibly be more autistic than consulting your mental model of someone to assign a probability that their utterance is sincere.
3 months ago
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“How do you circle that square” makes no sense as an idiom for “do something hard”. A square is one of the easiest shapes to circle, actually !
3 months ago
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