would it be unwoke of me as a lesbian to use tboys to get my bodycount up

this is so fucked up

lucky you

"polysaturated" why we sounding deep fried

digging through old twt drafts and brynn said i should post this

need a polycule that looks like the futch scale

It's really a Dolls paradise here. All the cis women are tall, angular and dress like mesh goths. I am functionally unclockable

really proud of myself because i remembered how to say an unfamiliar phrase in french at the francophone function tonight but unfortunately the phrase in question was “i’m unemployed”

google shouldnt do its stupid AI overview thing but there should be an option to turn on a bot that recognizes if you're googling something because you keep having terrible intrusive thoughts about it and it just feeds you reassuring lies

god gives his most transgender lesbians a thing for straight girls

i love hanging out with cool people :)

they call me mr. cancel

theyre rinsing out their sinuses in my bathroom and i keep hearing them go “ughh. UGH. EW. UGHH.” i love these little moments of domesticity

baby please pick up the phone im sorry i asked you to do the naked sushi board thing and when i went for the spicy tuna roll my chopsticks grabbed your dick I know you're dysphoric about that so i wasn't supposed to chopsticks your dick but it was an accident girlie please pick up the phone ple

24hrs and nobody’s even asked for proof why do you guys hate me

tits officially big enough that sometimes when i put on a shirt it catches on them. jugs '25 might be a reality yet

i like when their hair is a bit grown out cause their bangs get heart shaped

the way vanilla cishet couples will use oral sex as a reward or gift or bargaining chip is actually waaaaaay kinkier than anything i've ever done

i passed my butch a candy and then asked them to give me back the wrapper so i could throw it out and they kinda just looked at me blankly and after a sec said “…you unwrapped it for me?”

i wish hog-out was as chic as pussy-out.

I want to thank R, Curtis, anonymous, Nora, an insect known as an ant, Johnny , Leonardo, Muller, Sesh, , Marco the Greek, my man JD, Greg,

learning a lot about relationships on tiktok

is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls

stomping down on my will to live like an overstuffed suitcase so i can return to the consequence-free world of passive suicidality long enough to send one instagram DM to a cute girl i met at a party

getting unreasonably grumpy cause you realize your boyfriend’s last name and your last name would look stupid together

shouldnt be allowed to feel self-loathing and horny at the same time. there should be an epiglottis between those parts of the brain.

suggested backgrounds lmao

i'm so good at pattern recognition. if you showed me polka dots i'd go "those are polka dots" with impressive speed

going to a concert and the artist says "i love you all" but i know im obviously not included in that

getting tattoos is definitely a form of self-care for me. my proof of this is that i have been neglecting it

a group of guys on local facebook marketplace are auctioning off their buddy for a dollar to try and get him a date and honestly it's the first time in a long time i've wished i was bi.

doctor's appointment to get me on psych meds and more progesterone resulted in zero prescriptions and a referral to someone who will subsequently refer me to a therapist lmao

said the classic jane line "i'm a lesbian but like i'll give a trans guy a shot" in front of a gay tboy and the first thing out of his mouth was please

lotta blackface this year eh

peter: if aunt may ever finds out that i'm the web slingin' spider-man, she might just have a conniption!! mj: what's swinging, movers and shakers? how about you joining this fine female for a cup down at the coffee bean!? harry: i may end my own life

thinking about becoming a really vocal quebec separatist again like when i was a teenager

crossword clue was “word with sound or snake” and my amazing partner said “ohhhh, hiss!” and i had to be like “thats not really how this kind of clue works” and they went “oh maybe miss then” and then i stared at them for a sec and said “miss snake?” and they went “…oh i was thinking of mistake”

Fem Tintin! #theadventuresoftintin #tintin #art

do you guys think i can threaten suicide to get on an actually effective dose of progesterone or do you think they're like. used to that.

me all the time

every attempt to categorize all trans women into dichotomous groups is pseudosociological bullshit except for mine which is real and true

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

was gonna go downstairs and get dinner and feed the cat but then he started misbehaving so now i have to sit in my bedroom and wait for him to chill out otherwise im rewarding him for his bad behaviour and now we're both annoyed and hungry. i hate him.

coming to the conclusion that graham platner is a very detailed jreg character from 2018 and we’ve all somehow fallen for the bit

i will NOT be doing the tgirl punpkin thing for halloween the only orange hole i need is MY GIRLFRIEND

whats with online radfems and having weird little pink ribbon calico critters profile pics and cutesy emoticon filled usernames. radfems are supposed to be named shit like janet barbara or sandra capitelli and if they see you wearing makeup they furrow their brows and purse their lips

you gotta keep some straight boys around cause they love putting this sort of thing on your feed

there's something so sinister about bad guys from cartoons.....