Bribing a FIFA official (he is wearing a shirt that says ‘FIFA Official’) by handing him a great big sack with a dollar sign and the word ‘BRIBE’ on it

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If the cost of “people get what they need” is a few people getting something they don’t really need, I think that’s fine? Generally that’s just not a problem. “No big deal” - Sara

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Going by volume, the New Testament is an epistolary novel about solving admin problems

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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?

But israel is terrified of secular governments that support regional solidarity and who, even if they've leaned, have socialist foundations

It’s a redraw of one of my earliest comics!

Too many makeup copy cats in this world, that's what I've observed

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My cats got pretty high last night:

Making some relatable content: Sometimes feeling oh so cold... and sometimes... sooo much too hot 😂

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After the revolution, there will be no "service economy" everyone will do everything themselves, always

My Thanksgiving contributions are complete: garlic confit and roasted Brussels sprouts. Let’s hear it for vegetarian feasts

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When did people get the idea that children can't know of things like war, death, conflict. All the old stories are full of chaos

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rolx is a fine brand of watches

these unionized guards are up to no good

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Beautiful bat signed prints are hot off the press

THERE WERE 2 WOMEN IN MY ROOM LATS NIGHT AND 1 WAS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO DO SEX ON THE OTHER. I SAID *NO* BECAUSE SHE DOES POT AND ALCHOL

It touches my heart that kids still watch old merry melodies cartoons

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An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.

Do you think eating one beautyblender per day is the reason I get heartburn when I lift weights

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the amount of food you have to give to chickens is honestly a little bit crazy. on the upside they eat all the old plants from the garden that nobody wants

pen15 club rocked by accusations that their henweigh and dickfor smell like updog

all rooms should come with at least 60 linear feet of shelving plus at least 2 closets. it's 2025 we have too much stuff now. give us the shelves

Hundreds of helicopters have passed over my house in the last two days

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Woodpecker?

You can't avoid your way out of this one

when I applied to college, I won an english department scholarship with my essay on the prompt "if you could only bring three books to college." I said Franny & Zooey, the collected Sylvia Plath, and the Simpsons episode guide. THAT'S the kind of 17-year-old virgin your campus needs!

BRB TAKING A QUIZ.................wow i'm 77% straight, is that good??

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I want to thank R, Curtis, anonymous, Nora, an insect known as an ant, Johnny , Leonardo, Muller, Sesh, , Marco the Greek, my man JD, Greg,

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alex is a snowman who came to life as a boy

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