just got reminded about the time my bush gave her carpet burn

Mash potatoes need to trend #mashedpotatoes

Poppers is Stinkie

your transgender dentist will cancel you for that.

blue raspberry vape clouds should be met with just as much social stigma as cigarette smoke

my therapists building has the most confusing elevator of all time

guys does anybody remember the niche game called "Minecraft"?

only realized NOW i could be calling thursday THERAPY THURSDAY despite having therapy on thursdays for MONTHS

i think spring would be nicer if it didn't trigger genuinely justifiable and quite intense climate anxiety. probably

i WILL do my chores today

I filled this out :-)

hi everyone :-)

i'm moving to montreal for Zam cola

turns out this is NOT as easy as it sounds

youve been training for this

here's a pic of me and a baby chick

what if salt.com is real ...

Important Announcement: I am NO LONGER in a CONFLICT with my NEIGHBOR'S DOG

hello to every lesbian

my mii didn't even fucking LIKE it

sat on call w maeve last night for three hours while she cleaned her room and i recreated a can of my favourite sparkling water pixel by pixel on tomodachi life . yep !!!

why isnt moomoo milk called miltank milk. miltank doesnt even moo. it says "miltank".

tracy chapman club remix ???

i know that it is spring because there is worms in the air

i'm learning how to sit in chairs in therapy

the other day, one of my favourite baristas introduced me to her partner as one of her favourite regulars and i'm gonna be riding that high for a while

the vibratorification of handheld electronics...

TWO selfy !!

the canadian “”education system”” never even taught me how to shake my ass

today i am going to post a selfie. stay tuned

APPAD (assigned pillow princess at dentist)

adopting chasida-tone while trying to sext

i love my ex husband so much i keep calling him my husband

YAYYY!!!!!

"is that a french fry" "this is a lemon"

"i like it when you sit like this, you look like a sexy frog"

pronounced SNEEF

at the end of the day... it's snef

i learned about something interesting in therapy today called exercising my own free will

none of u r READY for the @hurricancelled.bsky.social and @chasida.bsky.social reunion in june. none of u

frog listening to good music

i thought baby welfare was today and it's actually tomorrow. rude

hello every1 :-)

it must suck to be cis. you don't even get to inject yourself every week

just got visited by the angel of apple cake

i refuse to use new terminology for love and romance where it can be avoided. no more situationships. i will not even learn what a talking stage is. i have lovers, i have flings, i have paramours; i am not a “yearner” i am a ROMANTIC.

and they had a really nice time together!