damn girl that shovel of yours is absurd

i got a new crossword pencil after using a spare sad pencil for like two weeks. we are so back baby. we are SO back baby

guy who says "the big man upstairs" a lot but he's actually referring to Andre the Giant in heaven

Man Proud Of Hair On Ground After Haircut https://theonion.com/man-proud-of-hair-on-ground-after-haircut/

my very first thought when i woke up this morning was "oh my gd i've never posted my cat on bluesky"

peneleposting !!!!

peanut butter girl, yeah, all I ever wanted was the world

"i love to put a customer in a situation of adversity"

i'm pretty well acquainted with the clang

slime perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly. no problems ever in slimme because goo Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Aslime yes a place for a baby put baby in slime can trust slime for giveing goo love to baby. friend slime

landlocked and obsessed with free willy

my toilet has been possessed by a demon. the sages (of blessed memory) were right

it would be cool to have a measured response to small stressors that are unavoidable huh!

yo bro let's start the dishwasher tonite

average urinal behaviour

just digging aesthetically pleasing hole

why is my health bar blinking red

to be VERY clear my dad is not a swinger

t4t means your stubble and their buzzcut velcroing together when you snuggle

thinking about the very kind cis woman who directed me to the men's washroom during an extremely busy intermission the other day

i want to protect the sanctity of the orb

can you buy an ewok

anyway i'd love to collaborate with you on some kind of goop or ooze

imagine if u were making out while hamilton was playing at the club

soooooooo where are we moving to

left the house with my crossword book but without my pencil. experiencing anguish

i feel so full of love and toast

you will never believe what i'm about to do

my cat has a very advanced taste in music.

maeve just called me a big adhesives fan and she's right!

i responded to like 20% of them but hey that's better than none!

me and my goat by mgmt

U might be in her dms but she's sending ME voice messages about specialized construction equipment

today i am going to respond to my texts

sorry i haven't been posting very much. i've been playing a lot of minecraft

i trust that tiny ancient chihuahua with my life

i'm on the fainting couch but it's really nice there actually

he said "i don't know" by the way

just asked my ex husband "when is the last time you hung out with a woman"

i know my meds have kicked in when i start commenting on every post i see

i am experiencing this emotion right now

i'm in the jungle of suffering

what IS a polycule ??? where is the LINE ???

sometimes i have to hide from everyone because i am grumpy and i dont know how to be nice

clearly everyone's thinking about ranking hole

pissing blood is normal actually

wren, angrily just now: "they changed the layout of doordash while i was asleep >:("

they wouldn't put lead in a harmonica ....