eavesdropping at the cafe and deciding we are all doomed

"my ex husband is my reply guy" sounds like it's a title to an advice column segment, but its just my beautiful reality

today @yochananchaim.bsky.social told me that his bluesky account is made up entirely of replies to my posts. my own personal reply guy

is there an app to log music letterboxd style i feel like that would be awesome for me

remember when i had big boobs

my one gripe with pride is the death grip polyester fabric has on its patrons

he seems to be experiencing joy. that must be nice

just fell asleep but then a man had to scream bloody murder right outside my open window for some reason

it's always the worms that are getting me

in the bathroom at dyke nite questioning my life choices

i thought this post was funny but it turns out it actually just reads as kind of sad

on a mission to make moving to edmonton the new fun thing dykes in my city do

sorry for being weird it's just that i spoke to my father last week

that being said here's some more

not having instagram anymore does mean that this app is my useless selfie posting outlet sorry everyone

Millie Bobby Brown if she was an illiterate gay guy: “you are like popper”

everyone follow my baby sister on bluesky right now @chloroformy.bsky.social

graffiti tag that just says "beet"

"is this a separatist safeway"

got "sir"ed by the alberta independence caravan :)) #transrights

fathers HATE to talk

made it 4 days in edmonton before running into my ex

west edmonton mall is a national treasure with the added benefit of air conditioning

sorry i meant chicken little i apologize

emily told me that i'm like if dr. house was james charles

does stuart little have secondary sex characteristics

say what you will about the buckingham but where else are you gonna hear von dutch and chop suey in the same night

i have to trust the beef chart in my mind

i just think maybe it isn't the right move as lesbian community to have "too scared to communicate" as a funny in-joke stereotype. maybe we should be working on that

butch in bikini . more at 11

i am fleeing to the prairies . DO NOT TEXT

every bad hair day i am grateful no one knows what my hair is supposed to look like

mystery medical problem really starting to get on my nerves

yknow guys. i don't like when i don't know stuff

i learned about something interesting in therapy today called exercising my own free will

leaf blowers are one of the most bullshit things to ever be invented

added benefit of going on dates w someone new is that i keep my room SO clean

Beez in the trap in my headphones is like EMDR

i am officially allowing myself to have a crush. thank you all for bearing witness 🙂‍↕️

bro not getting into a polycule here is like the fucking olympics I should get a medal tbh

i heard something about someone... it's very interesting

sometimes something happens in my life that is like if a dykes to watch out for comic was written in 2026

trimming my bush to tracy chapman rn

EMPLOYERS DO NOT INTERACT i don't remember how to work

my mirror is dirty does anyone have windex

i'm in an evil torture dungeon of my own design and i hate it but also it's really nice in here. comfy

what's the word for when all of ur exes are dating at least one other of your exes

we are gunna go out this week soooooooooo clearly my poor flappy bird performance was endearing enough

i need to live in a city at least double the size of this one i'm going crazy