Who up muttering hotly

Just watched GDT’s ‘Frankenstein’ and I think that Netflix’s mandate to have all characters give dialogue to facilitate the audience multitasking during the movie is so damaging to art as a concept that it’s tantamount to crime against humanity

i am movie enjoyer

this is why you can't trust hockey lesbians they build you up and then LET YOU DOWN!!!!!

here's how goldeneyes can still win

crying at the grocery store because the mushrooms doubled in price

they should invent a chasida that isn't permanently nauseous

forever grateful for the beautiful women in my life who let me borrow their clothes when i need to dress a like a lil fruit

they should invent a shower for computers

they call me mr. cancel

guy who gives every move on letterboxd a 5/5 because it's a miracle that we can capture stories on film and make the audience feel something

they should invent a way for me to watch my favourite movies on repeat in my mind while also doing other tasks. why, you ask? well. i want to watch them 8 times in a row on loop

jacob elordi sexy monster... really makes ya think!

let's analyze this from a sexual perspective

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

bedtime update: chumby smells bad and NEEDS a wash. IMMINENTLY!

the mogu man heard my pleas and i drank mogu for breakfast this morning

i know every single person in buffalo new york

i hope that last post makes sense cuz i took my sleeping meds already and they make me confused !! good nite moon ... !!

isn't it crazy that 12 yrs ago i was a lesbian and i am also a lesbian right now ??? that's a long time !!!

where is the mogu man

the truest, purest distillation of my type is girls who like to lie in bed for many hours. with me!

i feel that we don’t even know about the true possibilities of sexy dancing because a lot of the people who invented the sexiest dances were probably killed

no no no, I just feel bad if I ever said anything to make YOU feel like you had to apologize for party rockin

watching X-Files to de-stress because watching Paddington 2 gave me a stress tummy ache

leather dyke night? um... boring... the event of the season is my roommates holiday staff party.

faggier troy bolton is probably more accurate

i am faggy troy bolton tonight

someone plz teach this cowboy how to hold a cup.

me (being massaged): i kind of feel like cookie dough right now ... wren: im gonna have to beg to differ. more like peanut brittle

baked 4.5 dozen cookies today in a fruity lil apron sooooo

i miss the days when i could post a single selfie on the internet for no reason without feeling like a chump

normal behaviour in vista fort tonight

the way there is SUCH a stark difference in how i am treated when i use my wheelchair vs. when im out and about with my cane .....

broke: going to dyke night tonight woke: being cozy in bed with many blankets

polyamorous is not a nice sounding word. does NOT roll off the tongue. they should have done better with that one.

i am my own chastity cop i am just very bad at it

Guy Excited About Party Studying Up On History Of Parties https://theonion.com/guy-excited-about-party-studying-up-on-history-of-parti-1819571895/

a beverage changes everything

everyone is sick so i will be rapunzeling in my blanket fort for the foreseeable future. thank u.

well IM divorced and I wouldn't date katy perry

"you can read all the emma goldman in the world, but you don't know who dwayne the rock johnson is"

why is no one talking about paddington bear !!!!!!!

i'm sorry for posting this :-(

700 microscopic cocks inside of me right now.

pretty girl in my bed except we are both reading the wiggles wikipedia page together

hello, i don’t know about vents and i have a fuckass haircut

much like i recently learned adam sandler and dwayne “the rock” johnson are different people, today i learned that michael jordan and michael b. jordan are also different people.

there’s a lot of beeps and honks in this institution tonight