really struggling with my spring class that i thought was a religion course but turns out is a RELIGIOUS course

i wanna go to the beach :(

miss david lynch so bad

learned an incredible new egg tech today

millennials on this site love to post shit like “i feel bad for the young adults of today who don’t know about hamburger helper” like what are you talking about

fuck it slay the spire yuri in tomodachi life

a boyfriend is a guy who owns 5 different pairs of over-ear headphones and still uses yours

why is foodguyyeg doing ads for pizza 73 im going to fucking freak out

they said go to hell i said im trying to make plans when i work a shift job while 99% of my friends work the same hours every week im already there….

need all grocery store customers to understand that the divider sticks are not for you, they are so the cashier doesn’t charge you for someone else’s shit!

need a button for my work uniform that says “autistic: no jokes please”

donald trump specifically does not want me to play pokopia

cyber-attack in spring semester 5/10 could’ve had way more impact if you did it in october

i wanna crush a dirty soda with ken jennings

my theory that customers will answer no to anything you ask them without even hearing what you said gains more support every day

micheal listing paul simon songs and getting progressively more agitated when i dont know them

“are you collecting points today?” “i don’t know what that means.” genuinely dpmo

nothing worse than a book with an insane premise that dares to be totally boring

one of the most evil shifts of all time today but at least it’s passing by quickly

i wonder if im ever going to hear anything about my online class that starts in 2 days

he’s an scp

sometimes when i really don’t want to be at work i look at the photo of micheal on the wall in the break room as if it’s an image of christ

“if there’s no mold, treasures untold. if you see fuzzy green, you’re gonna scream”

coworker who believes they were passed over for promotion due to some conspiracy who loudly shares their political opinions makes jokes about 9/11 talks shit about other ppl who work here etc. in front of customers

every time i go to the doctor they’re like so basically you’re HUGE and your blood pressure is INSANE

preview of lessarafim comeback sounds like katseye skibidi toilet music

LITERACY CRISIS!!!!!! (i know the end by phoebe bridgers btw)

incredible that i woke up at 5 am and have to go to work today and yet i am still in a phenomenal mood. the power of summer and boyfriend at home

my fyp is so hgtv right now…PIPE DREAMS

wow…. real ones will remember me and @chasida.bsky.social eating a bucket of chicken in westlock on this day in history

last final today and wish i could be like yayyyy summer but unfortunately the possibility of having to extend my degree by 8 months is looming over me like the grim reaper

if i suddenly became very wealthy one of the first things i would do is buy a brownstone

it pisses me off that we fumbled target in this country. i want to go to target

clearing my afternoon to get a farmers wrap from cab timmies

sorry to make a post like this in the current political climate but it’s so insane to me the idea that you would not take your shoes off in the house by default.

chat should i buy tomodachi life

who remembers my pokemon ranch on wii

“i don’t have a sick brain like you” - @a-freak.bsky.social to me while im literallyyyyy having a psychological episode

googling brain eating amoeba girl give it a rest…

so beyond cooked for finals and yet here i am working on jeopardy board for my birthday

you should be smiling, too. aren’t you excited? aren’t you happy? you’re going to be free.

excited to announce that i am close to finishing two more pairs of socks, after which i will only have 3 wip pairs on the go :) :) :)

period + brain fog + sinuses fucked up + finals szn = le epic having a good time!!!

how to explain to people who weren’t on tumblr in the 2010s that the majority of memes were days of the week based humour

autistic couple goals: playing game where you guess how old celebrities are for 45 minutes

imagine getting engaged on the northernlion supercruise 😱😱😱

god gives clopens to his brainfoggiest soldiers

credit where credit is due it kind of slaps when christians say shit like “the enemy tried to come for me today”

when people cite research showing a link between watching spongebob and kids being stupid im like . seems like a skill issue because spongebob was my favourite show and im super smart and funny and sexy so

going to be submitting the most dogshit rushed lesson plan worth 35% of my overall grade today