i should probably stop washing my hair in boiling water so the color lasts longer

talked to my surgeon just now and it looks like the schedule for surgery is gonna be the rhino revision in august and then the bbl in november that gives me about a month to fly somewhere in the country to meet friends

can you really say you love your partner if you haven’t had their blood and piss on you at least once?

contemplating if it's a good idea or not to try putting the entire head of my hitachi wand in my pussy

the boy got a rebreather in subnautica 2 me: yay now you can dive as deep as you want! the boy, considering his thalassophobia: yay but i don't wanna do that

who on here looks kinda like me?

Let the record show that I am not ashamed of you! 😭

takin a smurfin nice bath

A week from today we're heading to Glacier National Park for some much-needed unplugging/nature time Please share any hot tips! We'll be doing an overnight float trip but otherwise staying in hotels inside the park Our 8yo will be with us so no long hikes (>5mi) are in the cards, unfortunately

stacy you had 18 pounds of raw fish for dinner. please for the love of god stop eating so many airheads DON'T YOU REMEMBER THIS MORNING

anyone want to help unwrap me?

i ate a medium sized school of fish at the ayce sushi place tonight the best was the little hand roll that had scallop, baby lobster, and wasabi oil sauce

every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?

if you're a dominant-leaning single lesbian who likes to manage household finances please find me. i need you. i miss you.

psa don't eat a pound of airheads in one evening. do not

if you're a dominant-leaning single lesbian who likes to manage household finances please find me. i need you. i miss you.

god i sure wish i had a zojirushi 😭

this really was so fucked up evil

trying out diorshow mascara because a supermodel recommended it. thanks @deadheadgirly.bsky.social 🖤

who want me?

sorry, no sex tonight. you just aren't able to disappoint me as well as my fuck machine

i'm so annoyed at having to dilate today that I'm gonna eat a family size bag of airheads about it

moments before disaster: stacy you should try to open that container of pumpkin seeds while you're in the car. what could go wrong? like what, you think the lid is going to pop off and seeds will go everywhere and you'll never be able to get them all out? c'mon, just do it

what the fuck. it's raining?

that's definitely not good. unless it is? idk

date was fun and we ended up naked at the end so yay now just dealing with the usual nonsense thoughts about not being good enough, second guessing if she had a good time, blah blah blah before i do my nightly routine of mad men and forgetting parts of my nightly routine until i'm already in bed

"yeah dawg you can drive a tank through this canal. look how much of a beating it can take without even getting scuffed!" hey what's under that hood? nervously glancing over at a fucked up clit that looks like a cubist egg from alien formed over a wet pile of copies of author rejection notices

dilating now in case the date goes well later tonight

it's so fuckin hot here. the house temp says 77 but there are parts of the house that are less protected from the outside. my bedroom blackout curtains mostly shield me from the heat pushing in against the window but the bathroom is an inferno the kitchen is itself a convection oven. it is 107°

girl who did not fired. girl who got told she's doing a good job

life is hard i love you i love my friends it's so scawy being alone in this house omg i love you please look at my tits please kill me

my beloved @tiffany.is.relentlessly.online called me today and she is so fucking funny and i miss her so so so so much

i have a 1 on 1 with my boss today so naturally i will spend the rest of the morning in abject fear

a video post showing off a honey-sweet golden voice that entrances every girl watching and then at the very end a snap of the jaws or a turn of the head that makes a girl's eyes go wide

who loves @annijyn.com? i love anni jyn!

huh. i got a date for tomorrow after matching with someone on feeld. rad

in voice therapy today i became aware of just how often i stop breathing and just hold it in. pioneering new ways of being anxiously tense i guess

damn, i was eating my night cheese, looked up and saw the time was 1:13. incredible prophecy

i saw this and started saying the lord's prayer in the vampire remmick's accent. an example of what can happen when your brain is scrambled by gay

it's fine that there are faint but distinct Sounds coming from outside my room in the house. i'm not going to be scared and start messaging every friend in my phone in a desperate bid for reassurance

who up pondering their orbs

who knows, don't care. the only good thing he ever did was fuck off out of our lives

proof of gym before i started sweating

i've purchased new stainless steel pots and pans because i can't be trusted not to destroy other kinds so place your bets. how will i ruin these with my adhd sorcery?

@calligator.bsky.social going back through your media tab to find that eyeshadow look i wanted to try copying but then getting distracted and lost in all these other pictures because you are so gorgeous and radiant 🖤

had to take a bath and wash my hair. had to dry my hair. get in bed. have to dilate. get in bed. have to turn off the lights. get in bed. nope that's too dark and obsession is still in my head so i turn the mirror lights on. get in bed. didn't take my meds. get in bed. scream and scream and scream

i should just go to the LA pride events next year

good ending to a day that started off very very rough

hungover as hell but fuck it pool time