the trouble with kissing girls is once you start you just keep thinking about doing it again

Bad time to announce it, but I really like the new Milk eyebrow tint I've been using. Once I can apply it to my left eyebrow without smearing it on my skin, I'll finally be free of all my troubles and become happily married.

@maddiegreenheart.bsky.social at what point in the recovery timeline will I need people to massage my boobs?

i lived bitch can't keep me down

mfw i touch my boobs for the first time

i lived bitch can't keep me down

i get to pick a song to play while the anesthesia kicks in what do i play

we're going to shoot for 775cc implants. hellz yeah

i'm so sleepy without my adderall. they need to put me down for surgery soon so i can take a nap

say goodbye to these because it's the last time spring break wooooo

please just let me board the plane. god i hate flying

she got that squidbeak pussy

she said I'm cool 🥰

this is the first time i've left girls-i-want-to-kiss behind when leaving las vegas! can't all the girls i want to kiss just follow me around wherever i go so i don't have to say goodbye?

hun got me a pickle cow

new boobs tomorrow!

is it even packing if you don't do it drunk the night before your flight?

@brokebrooke.bsky.social happy birthday babe

i'm so fuckin stupid

how embarrassing to have messy painted toes when the girl with the foot fetish comes over

i am experiencing love and appreciation from many people in person lately and ok it's fine now, come on out everyone. yes i got punk'd i get it. good job. let's call it good on this episode though

gosh, that tommy girl perfume turned out to be a good purchase

prey-coded

whoa i was just bouncing around to the beat while driving in the car and suddenly things started happening. like 😳 not me humping the car seat trying to feel that again

prey-coded

if/when you have the spoons check in on your people. you don’t know who hasn’t been checked in on in ages. & that feeling you get when you’re excited to be able to help someone you care about? (at least i assume a lot of folks get that?) remember that other people might get that about helping you.🧵

i will not deal with my sexual assault trauma by posting pictures of my pussy i will not deal with my sexual assault trauma by posting pictures of my pussy i will not deal with my sexual assault trauma by posting pictures of my pussy i will not deal with my sexual assault trauma by posting pictu

if i ever get my gag reflex problems fixed it's over for you bitches

yesterday's look

i got a big ass forehead so multiple girls can kiss it at the same time

can confirm you are savage af

testimonials

i'm hard as nails, tougher than steel, I say to myself in the car wiping tears away and you know, i think it's actually starting to be true

who turned the negative self talk machine back on? this thing has been running on high for days?? i'm not made of money; we can't run this thing this hot in the winter time it's costing a fortune

she got that kettlecorn pussy

today i will buckle down and do my goddamn voice exercises

google photos really doing me dirty by putting up an early transition photo next to a recent one with the stars filter

🌙 being a tranny so harddddddd

i didn't go get alcohol tonight and i really wanted it after the days i've had

my job at the girlpile since my nerves still don't work

look at this perfect creature

i dunno

my body is a machine that turns women into vampires

the trans experience

it's not cute actually. stacys only do that when they're emotionally distressed

haha what if what if what if you got absolutely terrified of the people you had sex with that would be a hilarious prank the body would pull on you

gandalf: the meeting to determine if there will be a fellowship of the ring is at 9:30 frodo: i’ll be dilating til 10 gandalf: right. sorry

has amazing sex, immediately becomes afraid no one likes her and no one ever will why are so many of us like this

there are three beautiful women still in my bed from yesterday. it was the best christmas ever

🎶 You know Gabi and Stacy and Marcy and Vootins Dawnie and Cherry and Hilde and Biscuit But do you recall, the most fat assed trans girl of all? Molly the Redhead Trans Girl Had a very sexy butt! And if you ever tapped it, you would say she's a real good slut.