STREAMER: I was looksmaxxing to mogg the competition MEL: *whispers to Perlah* order a CT scan

observe ,,,

getting your pussy licked while listening to lo-fi girl must feel amazing

itching is good because it means the body is healing but goddamn it is awkward as hell to deal with an itchy clit

@spookalucca.tv happy birthday babe, thanks for all your hard work and everything you do 🖤

sorry i can't make it to the sex party, i have to stay home and dilate

it's scary in my house being all alone right now the wind is making thumping noises and it sounds like someone running down the hall but no one is here and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

stacy can post dramatic bitch selfies from yesterday as a treat

@acab4cutie.top @themckenziest.gay hey ladies i just wanted to say i love you both 🖤

stacy can post dramatic bitch selfies from yesterday as a treat

we are all so blessed that juli exists

waking up with a migraine and end up puking all 64 pounds of meat i ate last night at the brazilian steakhouse. what an unholy experience

pic of me on my picnic date last night

i'm in the front seat of a lyft this has never happened to me before 😬

huh. my job hasn't paid me since december 10. no wonder my bank accounts are plummeting. someone else should really be in charge of my money

lazy loungin

hypothetical question. suppose one was hosting an orgy but had tile floors in the non-bedroom rooms and only a queen bed in the bedroom. how would one best pad the floors for maximum comfort

girl who still struggles to smile with teeth

Show me your favorite dive bar/venue bathroom selfie I’ll go first:

it's true, mine just came today!

better take your sensitive ass back to planned parenthood we core vials in this bitch

YAY ANNA IS BACK 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. I'm weak. I'm outta control. And I've become an embarrassment to myself and everybody else with this Sopranos shit

her: babe how many oreos did you have today? me: what not many how did you know her: when i put my hand under your bra there were... so many crumbs 🪦🪦🪦

Time for a new #promosky 🕸️🥀🌧️ I’m Serana | they/she | non binary lesbian | Scorpio | 🥀 lesbianism 🥀 poetry 🥀 feminism and metoo energy 🥀CATS 🥀 selfies 🥀witchcraft 🥀covid conscious 🥀chronic illness 🥀trauma posting 🥀 cult survivor 🥀video games 🥀life is strange 🥀horror games 🥀RPGs

i'm getting a package delivered by DHL and i can never look at that and not hear the guy from sopranos saying it in his Italian accent dee aitch elllllllluh for sign

grindr was never good before by any means, but after getting tits it's completely unusable. inbox is drowned in gross gross men saying gross gross things. like, exponentially worse than it ever was before. yikes and deleted

i don't know if it's because i just spent ten minutes on tinder but i don't really care about being alive

5 things I like and 5 oomfs do the same! (If ya want 😋) -summer rain -hummingbirds, angry little cuties -kissing -sushi -dilaudid iv pushes @sammie.gay @sky-writes.bsky.social @elleg96.bsky.social @zealousagain.bsky.social @hexadecibelle.fyi

most of my custom feeds have stopped updating altogether. argh

Happy Valentine’s Day

valentine’s day? whatever, i’m more of a slowdive girlie

iron realms presents "the mhaldorian and the hashani"

scarlet witch maedhros because that's the only serious answer i don't know any of these scrubs robin lefler alternate picks for 1 and 4 are both just famke janssen

I almost forgot that it's @katie.bzky.team day! The holidays really sneak up on you some years

"that bitch" i say, opening the fridge to get cheese but finding i've eaten it all the night before without remembering

wait, @trans.bsky.social isn't today the day everyone should be impersonating @katie.bzky.team?

t shirt that says "I saw fellowship in 4dx and all I got was my first orgasm because of the rhythmic pounding of arwen's horse's hooves"

i'd really love to wanna like stewie but she can go to hell as long as she's still out there putting money in joanne's pockets

today my tits are officially 6 weeks old and that means i can start wearing underwire bras like this

my place (in a building) does unfortunately have a Ring camera installed by my gf bc there was a maintenance guy creep she had to document and still keeps it, BUT she has agreed to replace it with a diff security measure if i can provide her an alternative what suggestions y'all got?

today my tits are officially 6 weeks old and that means i can start wearing underwire bras like this

the…60% of trans femmes under 50 that appear to subsist on a diet that looks like the “WAINBOW SHEWBET FOW DINNEW!!! …WIV A WHOWE BOTTWE OV KETCHUP” meal you’d let a six year old eat “just this once to learn a hard lesson” absolutely perplex me.

lol at the pitt with their "2 a day is recommended" instructions for ensure

eeeeeeeeeee my art from @annijyn.com is on the way! soon i will have a fox on my wall! annijyn.com/products/my-...

i think one of the things i most want in this world is for my son to wake himself up and start getting ready on his own every morning his sister started doing that in 2nd grade and it was glorious

got my brows done today

between the ages of 4 and 6 we would occasionally get told by his teachers and daycare workers that my son had smuggled in packets of what he called "emergency ketchup". it was surprisingly hard to stop him from doing this

oh yeah i am very pretty