nothin more mormon than standing in front of the salt lake temple in an ill-fitting suit

i was entirely unprepared for the answer here

that's the stuff

@mrxth3.bsky.social happy birthday jack! 🖤

we love getting packages with this logo thanks @moxiest.art!

nw

just about to fall back into beautiful sleep and then 👁️ the adderall kicks in

tanking a dragon in my dream

i do not understand scar care for pussy incisions. is it just the scar cream and then not wearing clothes while it's applied?

whenever there's a hair on my dilator i think of the time i complained about how hard it was to get the hair off to my friend tiffany and she replied with USE YOUR MOUTH

dating apps are cool because you can swipe right on a bunch of folks and then later you can check who viewed your profile and it's mostly people you swiped right on but didn't match with which is a cool way to experience rejection

i remember being taught that the good guys won the civil war. all that really happened is the bad guys turned into an insurgency and then eventually captured the government and it sure looks like the bad guys are winning a lot now

i was really hoping the magic would win this one. it's a good story

no matter how i try, i cannot get the pharmacy to refill my estradiol rx unless i go in person and tell them i'll wait for it. every time i call and order it, or put the request in on the app, it mysteriously gets cancelled frustrating

i have thought about this pretty much every other day since reading it the day emily first posted it. it haunts me. what was he thinking? what was the motivation?

ever see a woman so breathtakingly beautiful that you

i had a dream last night and you were there! and you! and you! ... and you! but the only part i remember was having to go into the office that i've never been in and i kept taking my clothes off like i do at home but then having to panic and put them back on once people came around

so groggy waking up this morning. not even adderall enough to raise me out of this haze

clit itch 😡

kinda sad and confused about a lot of relationships

evil lauren arc begins tonight

you can see the floor of my closet again and all it took was my entire day and 1798433 loads of laundry

i would like to apologize for abruptly deleting my snapchat account but you see, the streaks thing is incredibly stressful and even actively choosing to end a streak doesn't alleviate that stress

i can't say enough how much i hate it when i can't watch nba games with my league pass because espn and abc gotta get their taste

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i think if you get 3 surgeries done at the same practice in less than a year, you shouldn't be sent a new patient welcome packet and a date for a consultation 2 months in the future for a revision that you already talked about with your surgeon multiple times

back on the schedule for laser hell yeah

The Nephites fell because they became transmedicalist

this is the good shit. wish it was 10 hours long youtu.be/TKAM33KDAD8

look at this fierce strong man

i may not be able to cum but getting railed by a pair of girls back to back feels incredible

i think i want to get this sword over the horse chopper but now the question is... sharp or not sharp? lkchensword.com/white-serpent

what you have to run out of the house looking like when you suddenly realize you're late returning the rental car

i think the thing about the retelling of the mothman movie that was so disturbing was just like, its a large man in the shadows. large men in shadows are scary but real

just rewatched paranormal activity 3 and 4 the fan-mounted camera and the Kinect are very neat but they forgot to further the story in the 4th one

still thinking of her (song zhan ma dao)

mosquito bite on the top of my foot 😩

just gotta dilate now and then i'm calling it a night

i drove through cataclysmic rainstorms for hours and hours today. that was kinda alarming but mostly fine listening to the too scary didn't watch episode about the mothman prophecies after the sun went down made me not want to go home when i was 10 minutes away. empty house, busy nervous brain

desire for vfs rekindled

naked and cold in a new place with a cat in the room who is furious at me. i can hear him growling. there's nothing i can do to protect myself meep

these puppy pads are not as absorbent as i remember them being

this dude is extremely not happy with me

he seems like he's seen some shit

taking extreme psychic damage from kids making 9/11 jokes designed to make millennials feel old

you see, my mistake was stumbling into an oppression olympics conversation with mormons

shit utah is cold as fuck

they should invent a girl who plans better for long car rides or maybe one who can go to sleep immediately instead of having to take enough pills to summon the hat man in the noonday sun