Decent cold open #SNL

“Cruise ships are the Romaine lettuce of transportation” is a great analogy.

I had the OG’s. People laughed 😢

Epic Elon Metaphor

Census thoughts: Yes. It’s important to have data to guide us going forward. Informing services, infrastructure etc. Personal Vibes though? (Ctd) T1 #Canada #Census

Because you all wanted to be reminded of past Carolina League champs ⚾️

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This is wild stuff

Learning to change diapers is now a mandatory White House skill.

But after all…

So there IS such a thing as “too much Bowie” after all.

It would seem Autocorrect often replaces “message” with “massage”. * *Massage me if you like this post.

It was a one vote squeaker…as one would expect in a post-racial society 🙄

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

6 May 1940 | Betty Vredenburg, a Dutch Jewish girl, was born in Amsterdam to Abracham and Rachel. She was murdered in a gas chamber of the #Auschwitz camp on 21 May 1944.

Not a chance 2026 is to 2006 what 1986 was to 1966.

Oh look. It’s Mr Rogers. #Trump

Not a chance 2026 is to 2006 what 1986 was to 1966.

Disqualifying. A 10 year old with an iPad could disprove this instantly.

Lying with impunity has been normalized. Mostly just for one guy though.

The ignorance of the people who vote for these criminals is why we are where we are. Good morning everyone. ☕️☕️☕️

Best one yet. Investigate THIS for 11 months.

Put us out of our misery of waiting so much quicker than the Kawhi shot (that went on forever)

DEMS really need to tone down the heated rhetoric right?

The fact that so many are applauding this and championing Trump as a genius based on this, proves once again, that the USA is so f*cked.

Maybe it’s not a new Stanley Cup Playoff thing, but I really don’t remember games 4 and game 5 of series being played on same night.

Presidential Malpractice

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

Not backwards, yet still moonwalkish.

Unacceptable level of flirting. Call HR STAT!

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Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

That’s quite an ummm….nickname

Often in life you just never know which courthouse you will have to appear in. The solution???👇🏽

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Same! Cream of mushroom soup did a lot of heavy lifting in the 70’s.

Texas pruritis ani epidemic explained…

Sh*t. They’re on to us.

Fixing a toilet tonight. To think that I once feared life wouldn’t stay glamorous.

I have to grudgingly admit… ChatGPT helped me out a lot with this toilet flapper. But the new Anthropic model might have been dangerous.

Wait 'til you see what your husband posted about Somalis.

I was gonna say “Scouring the menu, knowing I will get the burger”…but this works.

Now why would they do that?

Ahhh how I miss her

It was Indie Bookstore day yesterday. Also, the @westendphoenix.bsky.social calendar…

IYKYK 🎶 …it’s it’s the ballroom grift…

Carolina-Ottawa Great 3rd #stanleycup