Not over the time my textbook said we should rebrand toddler storytime as “play parties”

I really really enjoy hearing people say nice things about themselves. If you’re ever like “hey I want to make fizz happy” you can tell me something you like about yourself. Like out of the blue I don’t care.

How do I break the habit of going into hardcore avoidance scrolling mode as soon as I decide to write?

If they were able to fit 90% of da-ge’s corpse in a qiankun bag then I don’t see any reason why you couldn’t smuggle a living person that way

Gonna start keeping spare headphones in my bag to give to people on the bus who clearly need them

I convinced a very well meaning mom to let her kid read captain underpants instead of just Literature and I feel like a superhero.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

My Transition Co-chair Lina Khan and First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan joined Starbucks workers on the picket line today because making NYC affordable means an end to unfair labor practices and a living wage for our workers. We are their partners in the fight to live in this city with dignity.

the elementary school I drove past had a sign that said, “how many days should you be reading? 6-7” and I screamed at it

I am the world’s slowest writer please give me a prize

Question, after wen ning smuggles wwx and jc out of lotus pier, does the book say anything about how they find yanli?

Okay tomorrow is sleep late day which means tonight is write fic night

There’s something that really really gets me about a character throwing up after experiencing something horrific. I love it.

Today a toddler went through all our shelves and pulled out every pink and purple book she saw and presented the stack to mom to check out

My buddy my pal Philip maybe you wouldn’t be throwing up if you only ate your own food and didn’t bully your sister away from her plate to steal her food too

I need to figure out how to do rp

You too can become an orphan with enough determination, follow ur dreams 💖

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

orphan envy is a great motive for murder

Another funny thing about mdzs is that literally everyone is an orphan EXCEPT the one guy who would be much much happier if his dad was dead

A big bowl of rice, beans, cheese, and salsa is such an easy satisfying meal 😋

I want to bite this book. I want to eat this book. I have not enjoyed a book this much in a long time

Heh

Stay safe, stay strong, stay beautiful 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #illustration #transawarenessmonth

I love MDZS because every single side character has the most gut-wrenchingly tragic ending imaginable while the mains ride off into the sunset

I can’t believe zohran is gonna make everybody trans

Found a BUTTernut squash at the farmers market

Okay fuck it let’s see what weed does for my ocd

Chris Fleming gif was anyone going to tell me the new mountain goats album was about watching your friend slowly die from a head injury or was I just supposed to find out when they played it on the radio in the middle of my workday

I told my doctor I don’t actually have that much ocd anymore and then I decided to start actually logging my ocd in a little notebook and guess what

One reason I don’t write very much is that all the fic I write in my head has zero emotional depth. It’s always just “what if character were gravely ill and/or injured” and it’s been that way since I was like seven years old

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/

I got the new nd stevenson book yesssssssss

I got a big beautiful mission to space board game for FREE (to use at work) people are so great

Another kids book making me cry today (Enemies by Svetlana Chmakova)

Last Wednesday’s New York Post acquired!! I’m gonna frame it

Another kids book making me cry today (Enemies by Svetlana Chmakova)

Ugh okay I need to actually start tracking my ocd symptoms again instead of Trying Not To Think About It

Everyone I know has SUCH a beautiful rich imagination and meanwhile I regularly stare into space for 20 minutes trying to make my brain have a coherent thought and it’s so frustrating

Every bitter “I can’t believe you moved on without me” song is about Jiang Cheng

我爱你！ #MDZS #WangXian

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

This is your regularly scheduled Be Nice To Yourself post! If you see this you have to something nice about yourself! I am very good at understanding where people are coming from even when I don’t agree with them, and that makes me kinder!

I have NO WORK TODAY and the handsomest man in the world is in my lap

Can’t tell if I’m being vagued about in the most bad faith way possible or if I just need to go to bed

It’s a weird place to be where like. Obviously I care very deeply about queer issues but my own queerness is something I try not to think about too hard or I just get sad.

This is nieyao to me

Being Nice To Ourselves post, when you see this you have to say something nice about yourself. I’ll go first, I have been so SO brave about talking to new people and trying to make friends!!

#griffinarts inspired by today's trip to the Met it's WILLIAM! the hippopotamus letting you know that he believes in you. william is a blue faience hippo from the Middle Kingdom painted with lotus flowers. he has seen a lot of things in his life time but he's only seen ONE of YOU!!