So it looks like the Epstein files get released tomorrow…. If you are a survivor be gentle with yourself

I don't know what to say about this garbage vote to criminalize gender affirming care btw. Been trying to find the words. I hear so many friends in sadness and fear today but of what use is "I hear you"? Not much I fear. To live through this moment sucks ass (negative). We must find a way through

It’s International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. If you’re unsure how to support, highly suggest giving $$ to a local SWOP chapter or, ideally, just paying the sex workers in your lives

cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by karoline leavitt’s lip fillers than the fact that congress just said, “what we should do is put any doctor or pharmacist in prison who gives lifesaving medical care to this specific kind of child we find gross.”

replying to every new feature announcement for software I like with "is there a way to disable this new AI content, I would pay you more if I didn't have to see it"

There was a guy at the gym this morning in some slutty slutty little shorts and a t shirt with a bunch of racetrack outlines on the back. I’m just glad the writers are finally pandering to me after all this time.

This is all true. And the biggest danger Vance poses is that he is a walking skinsuit for the tech bros. Peter Thiel created his career. Elon Musk is one of his biggest boosters. If Vance is sitting in the Oval, the technofascists will wield an amount of power that will dwarf anything we've seen.

Oh you FEARED YOU WERE BEING ABDUCTED? WHAT’S THAT LIKE? Here we go with the “police are scared.” Then quit your job. QUIT YOUR JOB.

Sometimes I love SF so much my eyes get suspiciously watery: The faith leaders, wearing religious garb from various denominations, had earlier stood in front of the courthouse doors, singing, “If you come for them, you’ll have to go through us.” missionlocal.org/2025/12/fait...

My talk for BSidesSF got wait listed, which is so much better than just straight up rejected, but also means now I have to wait and worry for longer 😭

Another way to restart the world’s idea machine is to restore funding and grants to universities, researchers, and artists.

I know that as I pivot into team management, I need to stop getting involved in the IC work. But on the other hand, translating YARA detections into YAML is significantly less agonizing than writing a budget and headcount request. Which says a lot about my feelings on budgeting, not YARA vs YAML.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him

These are some incredibly hard choices tbh. We have such a rich bouquet of assholes.

Criminal charges against companies who create Super Special Selfish Power Connectors so that you can only fit one plug into a multi-outlet area. Your power strip? Sorry, this is Extra Tall Vertical and covers everything. Multi-outlet wall plate? Nope, this is also Extra Wide. Get fucked.

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

Honestly, Hating the Computer is a critical motivator in developing better software. I do not trust anyone who does not - at least a little bit - Hate the Computer.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

Cars are so dangerous that parents who move their kids to the suburbs to avoid perceptions of urban crime increase their kid’s likelihood of dying a violent death by like 30 percent.

People Travelling To US Told To Delete Comments Criticising Thin Skinned Cunt https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/04/14/people-travelling-to-us-told-to-delete-comments-criticising-thin-skinned-cunt/

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

"you wouldn't come to this committee and say something you can't prove. I know. I know you wouldn't do that. .....but you did"

Found a solution by doing red eye on the 23rd and flying back super late on the 24th. 12/24 Godot matinee, here I come! .........god this is ridiculous 😂

Trying to decide what level of heinous techie unhinged it would be for me to fly a red-eye to NYC, see an afternoon matinee of Waiting for Godot, then fly back that night. Is this what I want to do with my money? It IS what I want to do with my one wild and precious life, tho...

Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.

Stinky thinky humans, hell yeah :)

I dyed my hair on Sunday night and so far only one person has said anything, which leads me to believe that either I have big purple hair energy and so everyone just forgot I haven't always looked like this, or it looks very bad. I'm choosing to believe it's the former.

you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for

Read the fucking room, Calibre, for fucks sake 😠

If you see someone stealing groceries, diapers, etc... no you didn't.

You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually

I started reading a new book and now I’m physically incapable of engaging healthily with the concept of bedtime: the Viv story

Placing a moratorium on cutesy jokes about “I support women’s rights but also women’s wrongs!” until further notice

I am literally physically angry just from reading this. Fuck ICE. Abolishment is the only answer, and these people must never be accepted back into civil society. These people are monsters.

Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with. It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.

2025 Year In Review: Not feeling so great about the rule of law. Zero stars.

I thrifted myself a pair of Louboutin heels, a purchase I would never make new (do you know how many track days I could buy instead?), but I’ve been walking around my apartment in them feeling the most hot shit high femme menace ever, and I now fully grasp why people buy them. Goddamn.

The Aerostich is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

All I want for Christmas is for shit to stop getting popped 😠

The postal service is not a business, measuring it by revenue is the wrong frame for understanding its worth.

Skill issue. I am sitting in two blankets with a glass of wine, my living room lights all out, just enjoying the twinkling of the lights on my tree and strung around the room. It's beautiful and magical and I love doing this for myself. ALSO the person that posted this is right. Pay it forward!

Okay, so I knew that the gym bro protein overload obsession was silly, but now I have more reason to side-eye them www.ucdavis.edu/climate/news...

Justice for Jonathan Harker! He found it VERY SPICY but also HE LOVED IT and went back for more. He was impressed by it but he was not DAUNTED! 😤

If you align with this administration in any willing capacity, this gutter racism imputes to you in full.

We are all just SO TIRED on the heels of the NPM Shai Hulud sequel. If things could just like..... stop..... for a couple days..... 😅

An attribute of naked motorcycles that I think isn't talked about enough is that due to none fairings, you can easily stuff your hands into the crannies of the engine at a red light and warm up those frozen fingers. Cozy!

The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really

Why can't the right win without gerrymandering? Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them? Why can't the right mind their own business? Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?