indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.

Remember when it took over a year to manufacture consent for the war after 9/11 and the president couldn't just start wars on a Friday night unilaterally supposedly

I am in the very weird position of being a service industry worker basically surrounded by tech workers on all sides. And from my viewpoint it definitely looks like the overall climate of white collar work is shifting somewhat closer to the chaos we are familiar with

Don't fall for the bs that we can't hold our gov accountable for their crimes because there's too many involved and will collapse the system, when they're out here criminalizing 20,000+ trans people in a single state because of something that boils down to a clerical error.

Been out of work for a good while,any bit helps me and my disabled partner eat and pay bills $Asyrie - cashapp Asyrie - Venmo Paypal dm me

If you aren’t Jewish and don’t get how this is antisemitic, I’ll do a short TLDR; Jews sometimes refer to gentiles as goy or goyim. That’s not a slur, even if it’s derogatory. If you’re a gentile saying it, specifically self-deferentially or defiantly , it’s a guaranteed Nazi dogwhistle.

The way to get more comfortable with needles is to have hot women jab you with them sexually. It is known

Is there a viable alternative to Discord that exists that is: - Usable for a large (hundreds and growing) community, and - User friendly for people who are not in tech or even particularly tech literate? Friends in tech, plz know your perception of the latter qualification is not most people’s

Turns out hitting the gym regularly helps with mood and sleep and feeling good about yourself what the fuck

Just a little bit on top of this post, his focus on "electricity bills" is complete BS because he is 100% in the pocket of our two energy monolopolies (PGE in the north, edison in the south) and continually votes down initiatives that would make it easier for cheap community green energy to thrive.

BART being down last night resulted in the bonding moment of carpooling home with my manager who was ranting the whole time about how the Democrats are useless and the whole world needs to burn down

Adulthood so far is just realizing that even when you think you don’t have a lot of stuff you have, as it turns out, far too much stuff

Highlight of my career: (kindly) telling Sean Penn we weren’t serving anymore bc post-last call and idk he looked just like a scrungly old dude, and a bunch of blonde Boomer ladies YELLING at me about it

NEW: I spoke to the sex workers organizing a union at Sheri's Ranch, a brothel in Nevada, about a contract that they say could threaten their right to control their images online. The fight is already serious: since the drive began, four workers have been fired. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I’m hosting a play party with a breastmilk squirting competition and the most time consuming part of the whole thing is dealing with DJ’s

Skibidi Pittsburgh toilet

Continuing to throw erotic events at a time when any desire for sexual connection has waned considerably is an interesting experience

I can tell you exactly who doesn’t tip and it is white 21-22 year olds and white middle-aged Southern church ladies. And yet this racist ass stereotype still gets brought up *for some fucking reason*

Turns out, if a man asks you “what would make your day better today” and you give him a dollar amount, sometimes even if he doesn’t have that dollar amount he’ll just give you money anyway. Happy Valentine’s Day!

In case yall were wondering, I won the “has the best Valentine” contest

Every damn day it’s ordering a $6-15 drink so I can piss indoors

Okay so during the Super Bowl I got a service ticket that ordered a martini but instead of gin and sweet vermouth, this person wanted gin, St. Germaine, and white wine mixed like a martini. Apparently this is a new thing, which like…??? Bartenders of BlueSky, is this a trend I’ve missed somehow?

So on the list of things I did not need to see at Current Moment this probably topped the list so this is an invitation to send me photos of your very alive and thriving animals please and thanks

What’s the horny level where you get so discombobulated you inhale and choke on your own spit

The father of a friend of a friend was kidnapped by ICE here in Brooklyn, and the family is raising funds for legal defense as well as living expenses. Please help out if you can: www.gofundme.com/f/7vuuf-supp...

Getting a shoulder pump is the perfect antidote to Superbowl week energetic hangover actually

Oakland guardian angel

Catch me and @cara.city at the dive bar making a list of our hyper specific “type” characteristics

Me when the last customer at the end of Super Bowl Week decides to get bitchy about the bar shutting down and passive aggressively tell people right in front of me how few neurons we have

Okay working the Superb Owl has blessed me but I’m ready for it to fly away now I’m TIRED

“Can I get a Mich Ultra or a Stella” “Ah, we don’t carry those babe, but here let me direct you to the beer list, it’s all local breweries!” “…So can I get a Stella?”

I feel about art the way I feel about polyamory: you can have natural inclinations and leanings that make the process easier but ultimately everyone has to put in the work to make it feel “easy”

$1k raised for CHIRLA aaaayyyyy

Ran into a couple of drunk guys the other night in the all gender bathroom who asked me if I’d heard of Madison Beer and my response was “yeah, I know who she is, idk she gives AI-generated vibes”

They should invent a driving that doesn’t make your entire nervous system short circuit

Okay so I decided to start lifting heavy things and putting them down this year again we’ll see if this sticks

One of these days I want to write a primer on things to keep in mind if you are a salaried/day shift worker dating someone in the service/nightlife industries

Not to be that person gasping at inflation but if you brand yourself as a sports/dive bar, a well tequila soda in no way shape or form should cost over $16 with tip. Y’all have lost your damn mind

Walk into work, first customer I encounter is a woman who starts going on about how she works for Jesus Christ and there’s an active pedophile ring in SF. Then she hands me a piece of paper with typed instructions saying to watch an alleged Mel Gibson movie

Dr. Strangelove review: I love a good skewering of heterosexual masculinity

Join us for All Access, an industry night and raffle fundraiser for CHIRLA, a local immigrants rights org. Wednesday Feb 4, 5-9PM, at the Stud :)

Hi, I am currently in the middle of trying to organize one event with a massive time crunch, another larger event for spring, practice for the driving test, and settle into a new job. If I seem scattered or take awhile to reply, please don’t take it personally

So the property management company locked me out of my unit right as I was supposed to host a liquor sponsor for an industry fundraiser so basically I’m out on my stoop with 2 bottles of free rum and cold vegan pizza. Stoop rum party at my place I guess

Something I do when I’m trying to get to know someone is ask lots of detailed questions. I enjoy coming up with them and hearing the answers because in my mind, showing interest is a good thing and I’m curious. Then one person said that style of communication is a sign of a sociopath lol. Can’t win

fuck

I like to partake in (consensual) @cara.city torture regularly. Sometimes that looks like walking around naked behind her webcam while she’s on a work meeting, sometimes it’s playing Nyan Cat at her for 10 straight minutes

People in your communities already have the tools to navigate these threats and mitigate the harms. They aren’t escalating so much as they’re applying old tactics to new populations, which means we won’t be caught off-guard if we work together

We need to come up with an alternative to the term “fluid bonding”, I’m sorry yall we simply gotta

“Please get the truth out about our son.” Read and share the statement from the parents of Alex Pretti, the VA ICU nurse who was shot and killed by border patrol.

Currently involved in a bartenders’ group chat to plan an industry fundraiser for immigration orgs. It feels good to be planning something concrete