Got a little spicy on Facebook.

Hi. I see we’re having stupid DoorDash discourse. Gen Z: salt the thing you want to cook with lots of of kosher salt. Wait about an hour. Heat your oven to 400, get a pain hot. Canola oil on the protein. 2/3 minutes per side. Put it in the oven for like 6 minutes for steak, 11 minutes for chicken.

Is there a petit Verdot version?

Weather not looking good for the Nats tonight

LET'S HELP BLIZZARD FIND A HOME!

Me looking at the spicy Szechuan options on Doordash, knowing that it's not a good choice at my age and constitution.

We needed more Barney Franks, and now we have less. :( May his memory be a blessing.

Barney Frank, 1940-2026 GIFT LINK: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/u...

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

It’s not the same as when my kids were tiny and slept on me (THE BEST), but if the best I can get now is my giant standard poodle baby snoozing on my lap I’ll take it.

This is how you deal with trash

Again, this Trump IRS thing is not a “settlement” or a “deal” or something with any legal basis at all. It’s pure corruption; colluding with his Acting AG to loot the Treasury; pay off his mob; and preemptively immunize himself and his heirs against investigation for fraud.

BlueSky is good for sports.

Guys the Nats are kinda fun to watch now. Just saying.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Or to put that upshot more pointedly:

Seems like it's straightforward evidence of a crime.

Any lawyers want to chime in on whether this little memo is worth the paper it's printed on? I'm pretty sure there isn't a government official who can just unilaterally declare that future wrong doing won't be investigated, and only the President has the ability to issue a pardon for past actions.

i just don’t understand what the problem is when you can just upload to metalpussy. it’s $8 on a payment processor you never saw before

it’s on a protocol! you can use metalpussy’s servers in frankfurt, just dm matt

don’t worry these two guys have good intentions in the momen, and only both of them interviewed at googoo twice

stop using googoo, use cacapoopoo bc it’s not a big company it’s just a guy or two guys and we know that’s not the first ingredient in the formula for all googoos

I get that this time could be different but I've seen enough REPREHENSIBLE SCUMBAG (R) 51 - NORMAL GUY WHO GREW UP HERE (D) 48 results out of Texas to assume it'll flip after OH, AK and IA.

“Investigators recovered anti-Islamic writing in the car where the suspects were found dead… The words ‘hate speech’ were written on one of the guns.” Anti-Muslim hate & extremism have been normalized by politicians & others -- and this is precisely where it leads. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/18/u...

Wheels came off the wagon for the Nats eh?

NEW: @Axios.com interviewed two dozen Jewish members of Congress and congressional candidates about their experiences w/ antisemitism and reviewed dozens of blatantly antisemitic voicemails, letters and emails to their offices. Here’s what we found: www.axios.com/2026/05/18/a...

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

This is a good start. But this is also an organization that had dozens if not hundreds of baseball bats immediately at hand.

And it just became slightly harder to con people into giving up their life savings at their local 711.

We noticed you from across the patio and dig your vibe.

It would be a vast understatement to say I'm disappointed by Janeese Lewis George campaigning with—and lavishly praising—Trayon White, a notoriously corrupt conspiracy theorist who was expelled from the DC Council for bribery and said Jews control the weather. www.facebook.com/share/v/1B83...

Serious question: can we sue the federal government for violating the 1st amendment for this?

this would make a great exclamation

A reminder that the last week has filled my city with a bunch of racist right wing chuds for multiple events. These chucklefucks should be permanently banned from all MLB stadiums and also have their ****************REDACTED****************

unfurling a "white replacement" banner should get you permabanned from MLB stadiums

Took me all day, required having extra RAM same day delivered from Amazon, but I got Security Onion up and running on a NUCBox at my house. Now I gotta figure what the hell to do with it.

This is entirely warranted and justified. And I really don’t want to see anyone complain this is a result of antisemitic double standards from the ICC, which also issued a warrant for Yahya Sinwar. One legacy of the Shoah is that international law matters. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

It's truly disheartening how many people are willing to believe that the "other side" of whichever conflict is willing to commit sexual violence, but "their side" is above it. The truth is, sexual violence is remarkably common, especially in conflict zones. Denial is always wrong.

Look, the various court cases were absolutely infuriating and incorrectly decided, but can we slow our roll on this whole “do it anyways” thing? Like, if our side just says “naw” on court rulings we don’t like I don’t think that’s actually going to work how any of us want.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Hold the fort

So I saw the vote was 4-3. A win is a win and I’m so glad sanity won. How did the votes break out?

THE HATERS SAID WE COULDN'T DO IT. THEY SAID WE COULDN'T MAKE IT TO .500. HORRIBLE CALL FROM THE HATERS

Dublin → Dulles → my desk. Same Alexandria City Council meeting the whole way. 3,300+ miles, one agenda item.

The man is a child. An infant. If you put a hamburger in front of him and told him if he didn't eat it he would get two hamburgers later, he would eat the hamburger and then somehow destroy hamburgers for everyone else

How can this “fund” be created without congressional appropriation? We need to make it very clear that any funds illegally disbursed through this method will be recovered with interest.

Hey yeah! Take a look at the sticker I made! Was it for a poster contest I forgot to submit to? Possibly! But now you can put it on stuff.

As we wait to go see the band soundcheck they’re playing a 90s metal mix. Why exactly did any of us like Korn or Staind? They were fucking terrible.

I am missing this tonight to go see one of those bands that has been a favorite for basically my entire adult life. But man does this look fun.

The reason people keep doing crimes for Trump is that you get rewarded for doing them, congratulations to Colorado's Dem governor for making sure we get more people trying to overturn elections on his behalf bsky.app/profile/kyle...