why didn't Trump just let Scott Adams use his medbed?

Just remembered that my only Twitter suspension was because the podcast Double Threat told everyone to pretend there was a contest for how Dilbert should die and to tweet at Scott with your ideas, so I said he should die by microwaving a Dilberito and the microwave explodes. Twitter didn’t like this

>"If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year." > trump elected > dead within the year

We traveled back up to Edinburgh to be there as Rockstar Games and its fired union members took their case to court: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnui...

Lookouts: A fateful meeting of queer outlaws in the desert. paranoidhawk.itch.io/lookouts

PSA: if u get a discord message request from Middle-aged Man, do NOT accept it! you might think he has something helpful to say but he will just combine the words "luppy" and "luppy" into one word! "Luppyluppy!"

"y cant metroid crawl?" is an all-timer but honestly the whole saga is gold too

oh my god en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Un...

such is the brand-searing power of microsoft's marketing division that they actually did this a year ago and everyone forgot or failed to notice

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

I think people should try to avoid becoming a Bank, if they can help it

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

yeah

they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE

i am really feeling the holiday spirit

me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people? me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again

why bother getting up in the morning anymore

I'm still waiting for the Zoomers to produce their Kwisatz Haderach (a 23 year old who becomes the "coworker who knows how to edit PDFs")

HELL YEA

I mashup a lines #futurama with pics from #gundam every day until I don't part 1. #zetagundam #charaznable 🧵

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

in my weakest moments I do imagine that the average person, when given the option to use the ballzooka and collect a paycheck, would no question do that

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You know this guy goes home and chews through all the wires in his neighbors' cars.

Commercial: FIFA Soccer 95 Language: French Country: France

Big things happening on r/bejeweled

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru

Yesterday I spent most of the day playing Road Trip Adventure, a 2002 open world RPG for PS2, in which everyone is a car and instead of battles there are races. This game is great. Fantastic writing and an engaging numbers-go-up type game loop. The world is also absolutely huge and free to explore.

For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard. But now… ✅ We can’t cook. ✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽. ✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!

i believe in games as a storytelling medium and that's why i need the stories to aim higher than "pretty good if you haven't read a book"

discord wrapped says 18% of my posts were based. only 3% cringe so that's good. the vast majority passed without comment or much notice it says, probably shouldn't have bothered, try to do something else with my meagre, waning time if i want anyone to remember me. 'your reaction game was fire🔥'

they dont tell you this but knowing about utena helps on hinge

The Horses thing mostly reveals how gamers don't know film history.

I wasn't sure whether to message @richardgarriott.bsky.social during my ongoing Ultima playthroughs, but who am I to doubt a talking horse? So, here you go... yes, I'm enjoying the game :)

how is this a negative review this sounds like the funniest game ever made

One thing playing very old games reveals is that people literally did not know how to make games. I don't know how to word this, but many of the earliest ones are just piles of experimentation that occasionally wound up being Fun by chance, and it took years of study and design to distill why

empoisoned: mystlike parkour swumble's big jumble: skinner box menus misty cube: mystlike menus SKUNCH!: skinner box parkour

This is what happened to me. Employers across the board need to be aware of how harassment campaigns work and do better to protect their employees from them. These people should not have a platform to profit off of harassment.

A proto of Guilty Gear X for Dreamcast had a 'FUCKIN' button