one taste of the NIST Standard Reference Great Lakes Fish Tissue would fix me I'm sure of it

What does that even mean

I've got Harb.

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

Some lady had a problem with the "It's okay to punch nazis" sticker on my water bottle and then she turned around to exit and clipped the doorframe and dropped her chicken tenders and fries all over the place and a dog ate it

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

[Q] How do you downlode Halo from wikapedia? Boys in my class got this game from wikapedia downlodes. AND A SAW THEM DO IT, but did not know what page it was on. How do i get it? also halo 1. and if can not find it can you guyys help me. Not a paying website. :) [A] lol downlode [2010]

obsessed with this guy's frankenrecords (via Ezra Eismont on instagram: @ezrali)

my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp

having a good time searching "9-0 birthright" and reading all the libs 6 months ago saying that it was a slam dunk

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

This is the best brand name I’ve seen in a while.

yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city

fixed your headline

from the june 2026 issue of the zine

🚗Lamborghihi LM002 💿4D Sports Driving/Stunts 🎮 Amiga 🗓️ 1990

it costs HOW MUCH??

bad news to everyone who was ever mean to me: i’ve just claimed my free Milhouse shield

Guys after 10 years of searching thru my files and hard drives and old computers, I finally found it again; the single best Missed Connections listing I've ever seen

reading reviews at 1001albumsgenerator.com and lamenting how far haterdom has fallen. no wonder people dislike critics if they're like this

If tonight doesn't work for you, that's ok! We can work with your schedule to find a more convenient time for your curse.

cracking up at this "Defunct Games" section of the Wikipedia "Olympics" infobox, which has exactly three entries: * one event in 1906 they don't officially count now, * the Esports Series (not to be confused with Olympic Esports Games), and * the entirety of the Ancient Greek olympics, 776BC - 393AD

A lot of these posts are asinine but this kind of "we need Claude or we shutter the studio" plea really isn't making me think Claude is capable of 1000x productivity - it's a huge sign that the studio was already well underwater due to misallocated resources and scope creep.

[Q] Can I make him come any faster? Im 37 weeks pregnant and 2 cm dialated. I am way ready for my little man to be here. Is there anything I can do or eat or whatever to have him come asap?? [A] damn excuse me miss but your question is very misleading [2010]

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

“I'm built different” says person formed from the same clay as all of humanity

But on that note, and while we're talking about 90s RPGs with goofy-as-hell settings... can I once again interest you in some TORG?!!?

International Transgender Articles Jun 1999 Archived Web Page 🏳️‍🌈 #internationaltg #1999 #pride

no no you don’t understand, we only used AI for the part of the production pipeline where we didn’t want to pay employees, it’s different

I truly want to understand the mental calculus going on in CEO brains where they think releasing a major game with an AI disclosure is somehow better than not using AI to make it. No possible way the dev cycles "saved" outweigh the lost revenue of tuned out buyers. This is about Crazy Taxi :sob:

pronouncing "chucklefucks" as "chuck LE fucks"

Hints for Heterosexuals Jun 1997 Archived Web Page 🏳️‍🌈 #wesleyan #1997 #pride

i turned my casio calculator game into an ebook! blog.adamledoux.net/posts/2026-0...

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

People really need to get some perspective about the economy. After all, the average man owns more USB charging cables now than any medieval king ever did.

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

I’m on the Metro-North and there are two people with long-haired dachshunds in bags 10 feet away from each other and the two dogs are clearly aware of each others presence but the owners are not

when i was in secondary school then there were two guys who would headbutt each other as hard as possible & go to the nurse's office whenever they wanted to get out of a class and one day i suggested that they just pretend to feel sick instead and the way they looked at me, i felt like prometheus

what happens if a force that cannot be stopped hits an object that cannot be moved?

Thanks, @chess.com, “Your blunders demand immediate attention” is 100% getting slipped into conversations from now on.

jorking thine peanits, m'lord?

they heard my millennial ass was coming for the amulet of yendor

[Q] what is Bonzi Buddy? [A] Exactly what everyone has said spyware. It is a pain to get rid off. Do not download it!!! If you did have fun trying to get rid of it. [2006]

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.