You are goated with the sauce, Nesyamun

need to redo my kitchen storage and organization entirely as it's just haphazard rn. martha stewart take the wheel

horrifying thought that we are entering an era of "AI for pets" w/ generated fish or bird vids, toys etc and I think this is even more evil than doing it to our fellow man

[Q] how do u say **** in other languages? i need 2 kno how to say **** in other languages thanks [A] still ****; i dont see how 4 *'s would differ in other languages [2009]

ngl Mystslop would have been a very useful term for a very specific type of adventure game from the mid 90s-early 00s. Your Welcome to the Futures, Rhems, your Dreamcatcher games, etc

lol i checked this place's opening hours on google maps and saw the reviews. the owner seems to be talking a lot of shit and i kinda love it

ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️ I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy

i know you all will enjoy a hater podcast

[Q] Is our children learning ??? and why are gynocogists not free to practice their love on women? [A] ur sick and clearly our children are not learning if you cant even write the question right......look how the education system failed you. [2008]

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Warner and Universal dropping their copyright suits vs Udon and instead partnering up to make an AI music platform really says something about corporate power and IP ownership... oh it says the most obvious and blatant thing we already knew ok carry on then

Kindan no Ketsuzoku // C's Ware // PC-98

With the passing of Rebecca Heineman today, I wanted to share some images from her last, now forever unfinished project. She was working on amazing stuff right up until the end. It was Dragon Wars remastered. Jennell Jaquays was art directing.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

AI videos being so realistic now might actually kill my scrolling habit for good. having to carefully inspect each and every video and image just for inevitable disappointment is really interfering with the mindless dopamine choo choo train

[Q] Is clinical depression the same as having a demon? [A] No. I don't believe it is. [2011]

were so fucking back guys

Nightmare fuel

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

i think that megyn kelly should be uhhhh composably moderated across a network using an algorithm of your choice

PROBATION (6 hours) i say swears online Openly confesses to having over 900 thousand channel points (??) in a twitch streamer chat. from whcih he was banned. youll never live this down brother. Leper's Colony Entry

another thing google AI is good at doing: spoiling books when you're just looking up a character name

I was reading le monde in a chic Parisian restaurant with candles on the table and set fire to it and briefly dented the Waiters insouciance as they ran to extinguish the flames.

I was waiting at a stop light in my car by road construction. Cops in MA get paid triple OT to stand next to a construction site. Watched a cop on his phone take a couple steps back and fall in the hole the crew was digging. He was tiny so they had to throw a ladder down so he could climb out

casual sparring w a friend in high school, she threw a kick that I caught, and then for reasons unknown she tried to kick me again with her only other available leg. just dropped straight down onto her butt and said “oh man”. This injured everyone present by making them laugh for 17 mins so she won

Mostly emotional shit eating but my college had a "unicycle guy" and he went up way too steep of a hill and his unicycle fell out from under him, because of the angle he fell flat on his feet and you could see him trying to process why he was suddenly standing as his unicycle tumbled down the hill

A friend of mine played football in HS. He got in the habit of “tackling” things around the house, slamming his shoulder into walls and doors. One night he got up to the bathroom, and half asleep, “tackled” the basement doorway, only the door was open and he fell down the steps.

once while playing dress up as a kid i did a dramatic high kick, thinking that the too-long dress i had on would just ride up it did not. it pulled my other leg out from under me like a cartoon

DnD in the middle of january. the DM had a long staircase leading up to his front door, and his baby sister put out a teeny index card at the top warning us that the stairs were icy. my friend jules made it up the stairs fine, leaned down to read the sign, slipped, & fell back down to the street

playing "baseball" in middle school, friend stood too close to the batter and got dinged in the head by the batter at the end of their swing. he fell to the ground but was fine... but since he wanted to go home instead of be at school, started claiming he was blacking out / feeling sleepy lol

FOSS projects asking for AI disclosure is dumb IMO but the worst of it is saying people need to include what model they used. Who cares? What possible difference could it make? If maintainers are trying to treat it as a "tool" like... they don't ask what IDE or hammer brand you used?

today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye

Today I learned about the existence of a Codename: Iceman fan game called Kidname: Iceboy. I'll go play it now, I bet this is hilarious. graysond.itch.io/kidname-iceboy

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

look at my opposition party dawg

If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?

this is so fucking funny. GOP may as well agree to do the vote now, and get it over with, since everyone knows what the outcome will be!

Mario's famous catchphrase

this is the craziest thing I've read in a long time???? Meta projected that 10% of its revenue last year, $16 billion, came from scams. Meta intentionally charges the scammers MORE and knows that people who click on scams are more likely to see more of them www.reuters.com/investigatio...

The old guys from lemon party are probably all dead by now.

my world is rocked by the discovery that Tech Connections has sold out

We've got 31 game devs who are keen to get to work, @rockstargames.com.

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.