here i thought my hatred for wakka was already maxed out

A new MLB poster for the upcoming Dodgers vs Blue Jays game takes homage to the Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes key visual. twitter.com/mlb/status/1...

The JP voice actress for Hinako streamed Silent Hill f and I can’t stop laughing at her reactions.

insane in the member brain

its almost 2am but ive been trying to get my boy to fall back asleep for half an hour

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

so next time I play Silksong will be the last. my final percentage will be 91% cause I won't bother finding the 9 missing blue and yellow tools I don't have. literally all I have left is either fluff or the final boss

what year is it

ride or die on what outer worlds 2 is like cause avowed is good outer worlds 1 sucks ass

now if only this game was good

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

reminder

Want to try #KirbyAirRiders for yourself? Nintendo Switch Online members, or anyone trying out the service with a free trial, can play online for free in the Global Test Ride.

ultimately iffy about the paid subscription for online services but otherwise dang teknoparrot is a great good for modern arcade emulation

good question

thank you The Pokemon Company

raunchy cum eddy

still wanks the dip

sorry to Aaron Paul or whatever but i can't tell you how much i loathe this official art for Dispatch

dalé earnhardt

me, in head to toe nazi regalia: you see, the us military works just like kirby. and our enemies are like that little elf who throws bombs.

Michigan: Repost from Hell

i think about this every time i cook

This the kinda shit people say to me in the smoking zone outside the gay bar

it is wednesneigh my dudes

donkey kong bloodlines

gonna publish a horror novella and title it "turns pink and dies"

This is how every cut scene ends in Pokemon Legends Z-A for some reason

today is another where it feels like i am shuffling my mortal coil

met Tekken celebrity Mokujin today. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

myth amphetamines

I was like "what kind of person needs to update everyone on every single thing they don't know about" and the answer is, I guess, "someone whose profile is only drawings of orgasming women getting so sunburnt they die"

if you thought these guys had any artistic integrity to undermine, I have a 10-pull I would like to sell you.

this is one of those times where I think getting mad at this says more about the person getting mad than anything else Like. This is your line? Making the most evil games in the world is fine but the anime slot machine creators seeking ways to more efficiently exploit is where the line gets drawn?

i got logged out of bsky and thought i had gotten suspended

ultimately the theme of this next fest seems to be, in part, "slow shader compilation"

I'll have more to say about Ninja Gaiden 4 on the podcast, short version is that I think Platinum made a Platinum game and tried to insert a few "Ninja Gaiden-y" things into it. I don't know, it's really neat in spots but it doesn't feel... right? It's complicated, especially given recent events.

pokemon need a more overtly gun shaped pokemon

i am falling asleep

We know now this is utter nonsense but this is indicative of the massive problem that exists in regards to Pokémon, and Nintendo in general. People post without context and/or knowledge and it spreads, and spreads and people just assume. This has 127k likes... This is wrong.

still reeling from finding out how fucking terrible Don't Stop Girlypop was yesterday

i need to stop following quest 64 weirdos tbh

i want yall to appreciate that when i was writing this post last night i was falling asleep and i almost made it refer to something fake i dreamed up at the time

yeah. when's xenoblade x. come onnnn

ok desu ka

Maude Seven

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 >The world's gone mad >All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst >Everyone talks like a crazy person >Everything's too expensive >Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator >Get home and start playing Earthbound

wow i've rarely seen a crowd walk so fast