is… this a thing

So these losers are scared of goat meat biryani AND subway sandwiches?

in the highest profile and most consequential case of internet radicalization in history, 4chan style nazis groomed the richest man in the world into one of their own and memed him into genociding 600,000 black people (and counting)

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

The more democratic elements of the American constitutional and economic order are actually throwing up road blocks to Trumpism. Protests and boycotts and low level courts and juries and cetera. Elite actors on the other hand are all too frequently caving. Fascinating study in who actually cares!

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.

Whoops

Somehow these dudes' definition of masculinity always boils down to being pants-pissingly scared of everybody and everything

This is exactly why I'm always so bent out of shape about drivers, Mamdani spent the ENTIRE FUCKING CAMPAIGN talking about transit but we can't say that's about climate change because nothing can ever make a driver feel bad for a single second

meanwhile the cslb is very literally trying to destroy solar in CA

WHY WOULD MAMDANI DO THIS?!?!?!?!

Clipper 2.0 is going to revolutionize how we get around the Bay. Something as simple as taking the bus to the train will be rewarded, not punished. From my house in Berkeley to my friends in the Castro could be literally half the price as today. Check it out: clipper2.hikingbytransit.com 🧵 1/7

Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.

Don't trust a New York Times reporter. Don't talk to a New York Times reporter. They are the most ambitious journalists on the planet and will do anything to get the story their editor wants. The truth doesn't matter to them, only getting the story their editor wants so they can move up.

Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.

Imagine having a job where you *get paid* to travel the country's 30 biggest cities and coming out of it this fucking fragile and stupid

YALL ARE OLD AND LAZY yeah that's exactly right. Roast their asses Ella.

I get that NBC Sports Bay Area is state media but Bob repeatedly calling Joe Lacob "The Big Man" is somethin else

Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.

Cops stopped giving out traffic tickets is what happened lbwatchdog.com/content/file...

Here's what that looked like. Tactical excellence.

When I was a new graduate in the year of our economic catastrophe 2008, I lived in NYC. Which was similarly great because a Metrocard is a damn sight cheaper than a car, gas, and insurance. Public transportation is for class and racial mobility. Which is why Americans are poisoned against it.

Traffic on the George Washington Bridge is backed up so my entire bus full of MS-13 members that I have driven directly from Mexico will be slightly late getting to the polls in order to use the names of dead civil war soldiers and pets to vote for Zohran Mamdani.

> Frustrated by the whole complex puzzle of rules and hard-to-read signs Hey if you think parking the thing is too difficult to figure out you ABSOLUTELY shouldn't be driving it.

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground. "That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks. "It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

Congrats to Atlanta's new manager

This is how I found out Dick Cheney died

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

I can't even make this up, my shuttle driver who has worn a Yankee hat every single day I've ridden is wearing a Dodger hat today

The gutting of Teen Vogue, a publication which dared to treat its readers seriously and with respect, is an especially dispiriting day in old media's long, self-destructive forced march to nowhere

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

it's so funny in an absurd way how CEOs of AI companies are constantly like "this is the one, guys. we are FUCKED. this new model is holding my family hostage as we speak. i think dogs just went extinct. anyhow, we need 800 trillion dollars to make it *more* evil. please help."

We live in the most evil country in the world.

As a lifelong hater of the Dodgers (former Angels fan who converted to the Pads in the 90s), they’re just annoying and I don’t want good things for them. They’re not the Problem with baseball, they’re just capitalizing off the problem and being very annoying about it

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

was that fuckin nerd saying "oh my gosh"

Max Muncy looks like when they put a McDouble in a little terrarium for six months to see how fucked up it gets

ohtani kershawed

Seen at a bar in New Orleans last night by my (Philly) nephew. I hope he bought this dude a drink. #Phillies #Pirates #P00P

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest

Halloween is the best holiday because it's all about people giving neighbors and strangers treats for free and telling kids how awesome they are.

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're this post. That I'm writing. Right now. That's so scary

MLB what are you DOING

Couple of 3yos just got off the bus and as they walked toward the door, they stopped, turned, made eye contact, and said "excuse me" to everyone they had to pass on the way.

Wearing Canadian red & white and my Toronto Giants hat, go Jays

Wile E Coyote has clocked hundred of flights