too big to fail speedrun

This election surge is so powerful it might retroactively award the World Series to the Blue Jays

Painting this on the walls of my house

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

Mayve having the entire internet hosted by one company wasn't the best idea

The problem with streaming is that I have an older neighbor who stills pays for cable and therefore I know whenever anything good is able to happen for the Dodgers a minute before it appears on my screen

This is why you always yell drop it. For that 1% when it happens

Hartford and Quebec City should be able to declare war over this. Burn Denver and…um…:checks Wikipedia:…Raleigh to the ground

I’m confused by seeing these navy uniforms in such crisp HD. Amazon should offer a 480i option for this game.

ME, 2012-2018: will you Ravens fans SHUT UP he’s not elite ME in 2025: Joe Flacco is a sage and kindred spirit, wise and generous, a prince among men

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

Unless you’re an actual Dodgers fan, what is there to choose?

Oh sure, I'm going to understand a Robert Burns poem without getting high first

giving the "no, you go ahead" wave when you have the right of way is just as wrong as not respecting someone else having the right of way

Turning off the Chargers game. I don’t need to do this to myself. To the other five Chargers fans, I suggest you do the same.

Just thinking how much cooler that performance would have been if Ohtani had ended up going to the Blue Jays

the entire brewers team should sit down like Richie Tenenbaum and take their socks and shoes off. make security drag you away.

I’m starting to feel like Ticketmaster doesn’t know me at all

Nobody ever says "I wish I'd played more video games" when they die. Video games haven't been around long enough. I may be the first to say it.

Why are you even watching this debate, you want to catch Alabama play Eastern Illinois after this?

So, if I have this right, after making the best Predator film this century with Prey and having the simplest outline to replicate (“It’s Predator, but in [insert historical period]”), they decided to make another forgettable Sci-Fi schlock fest but with kid friendly violence bsky.app/profile/cult...

The owners have and will always push for a salary cap, no matter what happens on the field. There’s no amount of competitive balance, perceived or actual, that will deter that—because competitive balance isn’t the actual goal.

lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

Excited to root for whichever of the three remaining AL teams make the World Series

HE’S JUST A LITTLE LA DEE DEE MCCONKEY

The Chargers defense are complete frauds. Everyone should take their Jesse Minter praise and light it on fire

Herbert to Keenan is the only thing giving me strength on this Sunday morning

Not loving that the Chargers have become everyone’s get right matchup

Me, every time police threaten to quit during election season

Five seconds? The article said he’s from Barnsley. That’s telling you his thoughts on immigration right up front.

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

This is the best and also if one of these were my teams I would have died from stress

Stop saying bunt.

Broken bats single-handedly determining this series

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

Phillies, guys.

As someone raised in bland Californian Protestantism (some combination of Methodist and Presbyterian), I don’t even know how to react to this

he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu

clayton kershaw being forced to eat innings because he honked another playoff game is the way i'll remember him as a player sorry pal you should have been less of an asshole on your way out

Death, taxes, and Kershaw giving up bombs in the postseason

My favorite thing about baseball is its unparalleled literary history. My second-favorite thing about baseball is how failure is the norm and nobody can succeed through force of will. My third-favorite thing about baseball is this:

Honestly, it’s been too long since the Catholics have had a good schism. Someone get the popcorn

Are we just not talking about these survival food kits being advertised during playoff baseball?

Can the Padres watch clips of the Jays to learn how to hit in the postseason?