who else is on roost the literal bird app!

hello! next day repost!

genuine physical disgust at the beautiful weather outside. perfectly designed for me. fucking gross. someone should kill it

after all that jinkook earlier: here's some pwp hotel shenanigans a little bit louder now + 1.6k, explicit + complete ao3.org/works/85755711 #BtsFic #jinkook

i need like 30 different versions of this in the next 24 hours

after all that jinkook earlier: here's some pwp hotel shenanigans a little bit louder now + 1.6k, explicit + complete ao3.org/works/85755711 #BtsFic #jinkook

paging dr @clarz.bsky.social

the longing to write jinkook and the lack of ideas for writing jinkook

no words except to say there are no words

JINKOOK HOW IS THIS MY BUSINESS 😳😳😳

and don't snitch tag! who raised you!!

I'm exhausted with beautiful people. I don't want to see them anymore. you couldn't make Who Framed Roger Rabbit? today. the detective would have been some Hemsworthian flesh sculpture but with brown hair and glasses probably

what are namseok hiding behind those sunglasses

hilarious part of modern life is how many neighborhood events i miss because i don't have kids, facebook, or instagram, the three pillars of society 🫠

intricate rituals, etc.

mentally, george russell is on the leclerc zandvoort agony hill

toto "i love this moment because it allows us to learn and grow" wolff girl.

toto "we will TALK ABOUT THIS at HOME" wolff

[taps the sign once more]

one of my incredible talents is completely zoning out, outright leaving the galaxy, when someone starts explaining the rules of a game to me

BUY BLUE PRINCE

accidentally turned off dark mode and screamed

cab driver: can you believe that maniac?? he almost swerved right into me (proceeds to almost hit the cyclist in front of him and go 40mph over a crowded bridge)

would love to have either/both 1 brain cell and/or 1 iota of impulse control

mina kimes, the tv recap podcast friend who lives in my phone and also does sports and jeopardy sometimes

repost money mina for 10 years of good luck

New #BtsFic and TWICE fic: The Bank of Seoul 🏦 yes, the heist fic 🏦 Namjoon/Jungkook, Jeongyeon/Nayeon, side Yoongi/Seokjin 🏦 robbing billionaires and falling in love: Namjoon and Jeongyeon's crew can do it all 🏦 T, 20K archiveofourown.org/works/85019096

it was january 2017 and i had never felt more alive

"who have not yet dated"

🥹🐿️🐨

If you don't know about it already, Standard Ebooks is a great site for downloading free ebooks of public domain works. What sets them apart from Project Gutenberg is that Standard puts in the extra effort to make sure they're formatted and typeset properly. They also give their books cover art!

i think i remember the family computer used the kitten because my mom wanted it :)

does the libby app not allow highlights to span from one page to another anymore (like bottom of one page to top of next), or is it this one ebook that's broken @libbyapp.com

And this is why I believe Jason Mantzoukas is the only person alive who could play a plausible Odysseus.

If you're reading this, drop a pic of the member that caught your attention first. it's The Boy as pictured in The Boy Book (map of the soul on:e concept photobook set)

highly recommend patricia lockwood's "no one is talking about this" if you want to cut down on online usage and sharing the most garbage parts of yourself On Here

“love is a shared thing” ☆ #taejoon | 7.4k | explicit ☆ established relationship ☆ feelings realization + confession ☆ complex relationships ☆ being super in love w/ your bf 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/84392706 #btsfics #btsfanfic 🐝

last repost reminded me i've been in a depressive moment for uh like a week or two and how have i not tried to purge the demon with asteroid city yet!!!!!

Breaking out The Real Big Guns in attempting to haul myself over this depressive hump (pressing play on Asteroid City)

WHAT

love to make one iota of progress and my brain immediately decides we're done 👍 one day i'll find the control panel built into my skull, then rip it open and make some changes

THERE IS A LOT HAPPENING HERE but the short answer is that, no, ai won't kill college, but the commodification of degrees as we spiral into late-late-late stage capitalism will, and both things are terrible and awful and i'm glad i canceled my new yorker subscription

here's My Opinion on adapting homer and why it's never going to be done anything close to well in this century. in homer: 1) gods are real 2) poetry is real and like 99% of people adjacent to filmmaking (and fucking novelists, i'm looking at you) refuse to believe that

jinkook forever

gifmakers where are you. gifmakers please. your fandom and hobi biases need you. please #RunBTS

dionysus and best of me...

"f1 is boring, all they do is make a bunch of turns real fast" ACTUALLY pick the right driver and you can watch the myth of sisyphus happening in real time