Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

the lending shitshow alone should have people sweating blood

New #Bts_Fic: Yarn Over 🧶 3K, G 🧶 minimoni 🧶 learning to craft and learning other things too archiveofourown.org/works/76170736

thinking that i would looooove for my hockey teams to play better so i enjoy watching them even a tiny bit as much as i enjoy the gay fantasy hockey show (the avs are doing great but their games start too late for my sleepy ass)

haven't felt a shameful fic writing impulse in a long, long time, but thanatos/zagreus because i'm incapable of using the pierced butterfly- it's doing it

sorry i'm obsessed with other people's delusions about this issue. see: 2023 nhl pride tape ban AND the ban on all themed jerseys (such as pride-themed jerseys) on the ice, even during warm-ups. still in effect! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_N... www.cnn.com/2023/10/25/s...

10+ years ago i watched an uber talented D1 football player from the SEC school in my hometown--who was on the brink of being picked in the NFL draft--announce he was queer, and when the draft came, he heard crickets. the NFL's response was they "don't want the drama".

you know what heated rivalry has too much of? teeth. TOO MANY TEETH FOR HOCKEY. i need ilya hiding shane's teeth right before he has to leave for a photoshoot or something. erotic retainer shenanigans. i believe in us

always interesting to see how long it takes into mentally throwing myself on the floor like paul rudd in 'wet hot american summer' before i realize this feeling will go away with A Meal

Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead. I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

started a new hades 1 save file 1) i missed my friends so much 🥺🥺🥺🥺 2) the early game grind felt SO much harder this time but that's probably me being spoiled 3) first time thanatos showed up it was "aw he's back" and then he took all my kills with a 9999 aoe, thanks man i love you never leave me

Sarah Marshall's new podcast 'The Devil You Know' about the Satanic Panic and, more broadly, conspiracy theories and the the underlying societal ills that contribute to them, has been really excellent www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-p...

Straight interviewers: It’s unrealistic for a random guy in a service industry to work out that much and be that hot. Gay showrunner: I think you underestimate the power of intense self-loathing reinforced by a sexual panopticon consisting entirely of the male gaze.

what a wild question to ask lol

the annual food shame marathon begins, where people brag about denying themselves things they might enjoy and can't pick up a fucking cookie without announcing this is their ONLY ONE I PROOOOMISE just shut the fuck up and eat the goddamned cookie, if you can manage it, if it's not TOO GREAT a burden

thanks to everyone who posted about the taskmaster us tour tickets secretly going on sale an hour early so i could run to the taskmaster reddit and see someone had posted the philly preorder code and i could get two orchestra seats at like 10.55am before the official email went out at 11:05am

When you’re Yoongi’s stage manager, your job is to Execute the Metaphor at a high level When you’re Hoseok’s stage manager, your job is to keep 1000 plates spinning perfectly in the air at all times When you’re Jin’s stage manager, your job is to constantly mirror the precise level of Jin’s vibes

..... okay but what the second person is SAYING is not what the second person MEANS open the schools!!!!!

hi friends! if you make photocards for freebies, which site do you use? i feel like moo is popular??

new one: stucky???? really???? at least pick something with the right dynamics??? does anyone read????

new hill to die on: people insisting "heated rivalry" is based on ("inspired by") anything besides hockey rpf. do not disrespect my beloved wife hockey rpf like this! this is her story!!!

honestly if one of my fave writers of one of my fave pairings dropped a 100k fic with all my fave tropes on xmas eve, i'd never ask for anything again

when you see this, skeet a pic with an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

POLL: do you consider grocery shopping the day before thanksgiving* "too late" / "late shopping"? * your big food holiday of choice

woke up so amazingly refreshed this morning then looked at the clock to see it was 2:37 AM, what's the fucking reason for that

❓ hurt your thumb playing hades 2? ✅ watch hades 2 videos and heal

I feel like the last couple decades of "is representation good or not?" discourse missed more important questions of "how fragile is representation?", "what do we do when multiple industries eliminate it as an intentional move against us?" and "how can we sustain queer artists when shit goes south?"

TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot. TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.

it's TIIIIIIIIIIIME

taking down AO3 but not my job: Cloudflare confirmed homophobic

opening steam for the first time in like two weeks and finding a new spirit city pet!!!!!!

To celebrate the release of the winter update, Spirit City: Lofi Sessions is on sale for 40% off on Steam! 🎁✨ A cozy little gift for someone you care about... or for yourself. Settle in, relax, and start your productivity journey! buff.ly/VsONuMC

we need this

We want the media and politicians to recognise that there is a large number of women who are supportive of the trans+ community. We call on them to report truthfully about the sources of violence against women and to address the systems that perpetuate harm. notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI

🧵, trust me

at least every six months i think about how "wild wild west" is a perfect song and more movies should have danceable tie-in songs that summarize the movie you just watched. no further questions

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

Like I wish there was some other context here but this is exactly what happened and then he chose to share this with the world

i'm only two human days / 10 attempts into hades 2 and i've barely seen any story but so far i'm obsessed with this one, too

finally playing hades 2 and realizing how little i knew about gaming and game mechanics when i started hades in 2020 (i bought a switch in lockdown and was gaming again for the first time since literal childhood) "look how far i've come, i know what an AOE is, that's incredible" lol

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney