hobi wants to fuck this 85-year-old man so bad it makes him look stupid, fuck they're everything to me

Seek the Ancient Texts

I am supposed to be a brain in a jar

not a complaint: my youtube algorithm has now gone so deep into the journaling/stationery hole that we've come to "do you like the look of this leather journal? MAKE IT YOUR FUCKING SELF GRAB A LEATHER PANEL AND LET'S GO" i'm not there yet (leatherworking) but i love the journey!!

happy 1000 to a thing that makes me roll my eyes and sigh almost every day ("things you don't eat that end in food" "starting with synonyms for speedy" just this week!!) Connections Puzzle #1000🎉 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

this entire thread 😭💜💔

every fucking day it gets harder to watch. fucking anything (this is about f1 and i will destroy every streaming service about it)

"RM's really into animal memes, like a cat punching something" "yeah, i really like those"

My thoughts exactly Joon 😤😤

NO

there's the tiffany problem and the justin problem and both are kinda delightful

ugh can you believe namseok did this for me

No song over 4 min... 😡 only two even cracking the 3.5 min mark 😡😡😡😡😡 hate this timeline😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡LET SONGS BE LONGER😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

look how much jungkook in these credits! awwww (Beloved Rapline all over this ofc as always 💜)

Stay up AO3: new fic! #HRfic #BtsFic 🛋 Heated Rivalry RPF/BTS 🛋 Hudson Williams/Jeon Jungkook 🛋 (very) E, 2.2K 🛋 Hudson meets Jungkook during Fashion Week, gets a hall pass from his v encouraging gf, and enjoys the amenities of a fancy bathroom 🛋 ty to my enablers archiveofourown.org/works/80549271

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oh no i'm so charmed

honnnnneestly don't know why i'm still watching bridgerton after all these years but i'm too deep into the season now

real talk for a second, but if you're going to post close-up shots of insects or less cuddly wildlife, please tag? it's kind of not fun to get a jump scare of your phobias right in your face mid-scrolling 😬🙏

🥇 #TheTraitorsUS

#TheTraitorsUS god they're really everything to me

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

these are so unsettling!!!! i'm not strong enough for taehyung to be my bias

A quick standings refresher before PWHL hockey returns tonight at 7PM ET 👀 PWHL x Paris Jewellers

Our state legislature passed this legislation in the quickest, dirtiest way possible and then overrode the governor's veto to force it into law. I know people will make jokes about how "that's Kansas for ya," but maybe think twice before you say that. Many of us didn't and don't want this.

A lot of Americans vehemently distance themselves from Trump and don't want to be associated with his politics on an international stage. I would remind those same people of that when they decide to label all 2.5 million Kansans as anti-trans.

corollary (but not exactly): i feel similar about kirk/spock too, the idea that they're already "together" in every way that matters. what does star trek need with a boyfriend. i have no idea where this is going lol

i think namseok are a pairing that would get together and then have no idea what to do with each other. what do you do when everything is in the longing

everyone who’s read and loved the namseok fic ‘like salt from seawater’ please hurry and download it 😭 the author announced they’ll be deleting it next month archiveofourown.org/works/29230890

fuck this is sickening and terrifying

hi this is fucking terrifying!!!!!!

like the least surprising result lol bts-quiz.figma.site

Need to find another way to give everyone a good life so that universities can go back to being just for sickos who want to know far too much about something.

"you were at my wedding" i can hear the delivery on this and it's never leaving my brain

Per multiple outlets, the US Women’s hockey team has declined the President’s invitation to the White House and SoU address. A spokesperson for USA hockey cited timing and prior commitments "They were honored to be included and are grateful for the acknowledgment” www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

can we get some mouthwash or something for jack hughes and the blood in his mouth

holy shit

hey peacock show me tyson barrie right tf now is that jersey a 26 (boring) or 29 (beloved nate dogg)

olympic gold medalist tom wilson

ye olde heateth rivalry

"wait why do i know that voice even though it's french and i'm uncultured swine" CHARLES LECLERC????? in MY peacock olympics broadcast commercial break?????? selling me a pokémon, i guess????? what a delight. is it car time yet

i love hockey

ugh canada whatever

my god.... the 2seokosity.... never change, husbands

nights like these i remind myself, "you wrote a 121k regency au about them"

Jungkook, resident Bangtan chicken whisperer, in an alternate timeline.

It's the woke up married #HRfic! 💒 saving myself for marriage 💒 #HeatedRivalry 💒 Shane/Ilya, E, 4200 words 💒 Shane and Ilya get drunk married in Vegas 💒 that's it, that's the story 💒 archiveofourown.org/works/79694801

some of you are getting bread AND circuses???

hobi has 'a thousand years' and 'love story' on his playlist which just shows i made this in my sleep