namkook au

one of my favorite pastimes that i've acquired in old age is taking a gummie on a saturday afternoon and then spend the next hour whispering to my dog about what a good boy he is

baby girl on baby girl violence

CHRISTOPHER I S2G put those AWAY

real feminism is, and I cannot stress this enough, when women are free to be insane perverts

[taps the sign]

[grandpa simpson voice] i am the night!!!!!......but also can you carry me to the bowl of cheese pls 🥺

someday my dog will learn that i cannot throw the ball if said ball is not, in fact, given to me to throw, but today is not that day

i can't listen to the smiths. morrissey's voice makes me want to walk into traffic

sitting in the dark with the windows open listening to an incoming (almost) spring thunderstorm and i am LIVING MY LIFE

much like netflix putting bangtan in fanchant order, i am yelling over linefriends putting mighteez into essentially the government-issued pairings

mr foxx: okay, maybe I am kind of obsessed with NASA stuff me: me: me: YOU WENT TO SPACE CAMP me: IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS YOU TOLD ME ON OUR FIRST DATE

10. Fave Random Fact: it is important to me that everyone knows the nuance of the fact that JK didn't just say "wow, thighs" when he met NJ, he said 꿀벅지 <kkul beokji> which means 'honey thighs', a slang term for thick, luscious, powerful thighs, often used to describe women. Thank you for your time.

yoongi babes drop your ao3 account in the chat

i missed #WipWednesday but i really wanted to share wyvern seonghwa with everyone 🥰 🐉 (cc: @atzff.bsky.social)

“I want yuri heated rivalry… hire me. I can fall in love with my costar please.” Amber Glenn gets asked about Heated Rivalry! 🔗: youtu.be/THOglbJl-Dk?...

yep. that's my dumbs dumbs. i'm sorry 'straya, they're just like this

wake up babe, a new yoongles meme dropped

i don't think you understand how much i am in romantic love with this giant idiot [fond]

@magiklytragic.bsky.social once again i am begging you to come get your man

finally bought my first txt physical album and i feel ashamed to admit this (because i should honestly own several by now!!)

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

lesbian protector

in!! fan!! chant!! order!!!!!!!!!!! 😭

i would let step on me and spit in my mouth

my grandparents were married for over 60 years; my grandfather was a minister and artist, and my grandmother was a librarian and deeply invested in the arts as well, and together they had a vast network of artist friends. for their 50th anniversary, a friend made them - (cont.)

hey so did you know mingi is deeply fond of his dumb dumb soulmate

this is how you create community in fandom! some of my best fandom friendships were started when one of us slid into the others' dms or comment sections and its the easiest way to feel like you're part of the group!

the atiny yelling "fuck 🟰 me

false, ds9 doesn't have my favorite space bar with my favorite ancient alien bartender who looks like whoopi goldberg

oh. my god.

i showed my sister the woosangi video and she said "when you guys say the girls and the gays can you also include mingi. the girls, the gays, and mingi, if that's not too much trouble"

i finally FINALLY got my paws on a limited edition wolf chan plushie keychain that i preordered over three months ago, and it was supposed to have arrived yesterday.....and the post office now says "an individual" picked it up and it was "delivered"

min "i'm an idol not a sex ed teacher" yoongi

This is the best thing I've seen on the internet all day.... #SesameStreet

😐😐😐

as i teach in my class, marketing has a LOT to do with public perception and how your demographics view your values/ethics, and WHEW did target pull out that petard and hoist themselves up on it!

absolutely crashing out over this toploader and the idol they chose to display it

ugh he is a literal disney prince

first ateez gave me raver vibes, and then bangtan said "hey we heard you like edm so diplo hyung's here to help out" and i'm SEATED

i am deceased but my ghost has opened a google doc

today is this goober's gotcha day! I drove six hours round trip to pick up a tiny puppy who immediately peed all over me. 🥹 it's been two years and I can't imagine my life without him in it 🥰

ARMYs, namgiists, Heated Rivalry fans, my friend has just made a thing so perfect that I'm in tears www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/He...

me walking my kid through how to swallow medicine: if you just imagine your throat is open SUPER wide, it really helps! foxxlet: [tries it] foxxlet: oh wow that wasn't bad at all! me: exactly! see, i can be pretty smart sometimes 😂👍 foxxlet: aw, you're always pretty smart, mom 🥰 me: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

that's my favorite princess 👸

feeling extremely called out like how did Namjoon get into my house

all night (iykyk)

Here’s last night’s story about police body cams, why they alone won’t lead to more accountability for law enforcement, and how John has an ass that will absolutely quit. Without *any* notice. youtu.be/jP4_2soVZe0

if you know me at all you know how feral i am for this song but it really is my happy place and if i listen to this stoned i always cry (gutted that i'll probably never hear it live 😭)