no, no, don't let us interrupt you. do your thing taejoon.

i just had a student tell me Funko filed for bankruptcy 😭😭😭😩😩😩

there's nothing sluttier than a man in a black turtleneck with a long trench coat and glasses

i've never bought a season's greetings for any group ever but gd i am cooked on this one

and this is why the Death of the Humanities Degrees is devastating; we're just giving up on teaching students how to synthesize information in a way that's not somehow tied to capitalism

nobody's made this joke yet so............. ............Crab Rangjoon

remember when we have to live with bt21 stickers on the nips

Chanriana Grande 🤌🤌🤌

i love kpop award season because just when i think "yeah i'm versed i know what's what and who's who" MAMAs etc. come out and go

unsanctioned government ships but it's the holidays so i'll allow it

is this a spiderman homage or a bts blood sweat & tears reference or just him obliterating my sanity

honestly if one of my fave writers of one of my fave pairings dropped a 100k fic with all my fave tropes on xmas eve, i'd never ask for anything again

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.

why does changbin look like he's being held hostage tho

sometimes i think i'm too online

for two whole seconds i thought he was wearing an RJ necklace and i about passed out

rest...............or don't

i heard a radio ad for swiffer wetjet that was set to "your idol" we have breached the fourth wall of the matrix

no but like this is the trope of all my favorite fics

i'm utterly obsessed with the last 25 seconds of divine (both song and mv) and i really do think the melody is from a totally unrelated song that chris just couldn't bear to not use--frankenstein tracks are a chris bang specialty

They say there are no rules in writing but 'delete boring stuff' is a pretty solid rule. If it's so boring you can't be bothered to write it, who do you think wants to read it?

has not and will not allow me a moment's peace

muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition

no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser

today is this goofball's 2nd birthday and I'm just as obsessed with him now as I was when he was a tiny bb 🥺

why is it extremely on brand for christopher to be like "yeah mate, if i wasn't making music i'd just be the best stay at home dad on the planet" 😭

sorry i've been day drinking but who in kpop

am I at the wine bar in the middle of the day watching true crime yt vids and drinking cab franc? I can't say for sure

this is legit as my own 9yo has been humming the macarena under his breath for weeks now

i am not traveling for the holidays because ✨Family Drama✨ but honestly i couldn't be more happy to be home alone for the next 48 hours (with my dog of course)

my favorite flavor of seokjin is screaming-in-public seokjin

“you’re too old for fandom” is ridiculous. i only want to read fanfiction written by people old enough to know what the citrus scale is.

and i will sit here consumed with lust, etc.

happy birthday to me and my Chris Bang sticker

literally spoken by mister foxx to me just now: "you're like an old tarot witch who always knows how to find the gay scenario" and you know what he's right

i did not ask to be perceived like this

no but like why is he not in jail

a movie that takes place where you're from [one whole scene takes place in a high school that was next door to my hometown] [yes this is The Meth Movie what's your point]

found the ornament garland at Walmart and it just happens to fit the kpop shelf perfectly

i'm currently reading this and it's [CHEF'S KISS] and there's five other books in the series so happy birthday to ME

lord jesus save me if this man ever reads thirst tweets because you'd never see me again

FUCK OFF [distant sobbing]

loooove her

hyunjin and jisung part of the aussie line every time they're in an english-speaking country (and then there's hoseok whose english is fully based on 90s/00s american hiphop)

give it up for haggard single mom joshua hong who is left with the job of explaining sex ed to her children

give him anything he wants immediately

[pulls down screen, boots up projector, opens power point] in this presentation i'll be--

I JUST!!!!!!