Mingi long hair art again ///explodes

NMIXX’s Lily made an anti-AI lyrics of Blue Valentine - “If AI is over, I don’t care because I hate AI. I’ll always love my real human”.l

as @magiklytragic.bsky.social always says, that's wooyoung's jagi

#ateez atla au

i am married to a man whom i love very much, but said man just told me that it is an actual thing that men use geometry to describe their dicks on the internet, and i am seriously so afraid for the male species rn petrified of being heterosexual atm

next time i want a raise i'm gonna go to my boss and say "i need a 10% raise...or 400%, either works, there's two ways to calculate it 😃"

foxxlet: so mom i need your advice me: okay foxxlet: so let's say i'm 26 and i forget my email me: like. your email address, or your password him: the address. what do i do me: idk dude, write it down in your notes app? i don't think you'll forget it tho him: but i want to be PREPARED

there are two types of gay people

Pining while fucking is such a good trope

Yeah

i'm so tired ya'll, don't make me give my sermon on the mount aka my rant about how no one in this country seems to give a single flying fuck about anti-trust laws

i already can't get my mitts on the new army bomb, and now i'll have to cage fight for a new pirate stick??

divine out of drag!!!???

my new txt album came the same day @ddaengbb.eurosky.social's arirang pcs arrived, so I went from 🥹 over yeonbin to 😳💀 over namgi

Evergreen

[rolls in a cathode tv on a cart and hits play on an ancient vcr] the og night of the living dead was metaphor for segregation

Happy Earth Day.

That's like something from Arrested Development

the problem with kpop is that while i love buying albums, it's the character merch that really really destroys me financially and emotionally

i am a feral raccoon digging in his trash [positive] [romantic]

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

i see mpreg and omegaverse as feminist movement tbh

jk's little giggle mid-verse is very dear to me

a rich aunt who swoops into town once a year, bracelets jangling, and takes you out to a preposterously expensive lunch where she proceeds to dissect your dating life with a gimlet precision that would make you sob if your mouth weren't full of lobster salad

i love that random jikook holding hands is not even acknowledged because it Just Is a Thing

my fluffy lil birb boy 🥹 🐥

yoongi in his size 4X fear of god t-shirts.....nature is healing

this morning when I came out of the gym, this handsome guy was by my car and when I tried to take his pic, his life partner appeared out of nowhere and the two of them ran off together so fast I barely got them in frame

if we're all stuck in this burning house together at least let me get my shits & giggles where i can

late-stage capitalism is going to drive me into an early-stage grave

When the new wealth tax drops

single dad kim hongjoong (just kidding i know he's not single)

infowars the official news service for blue sky is not something i could have possibly imagined tbh

me when I find out an author I like has a whole ao3 account comprised of mostly explicit fic about my faves

the new last week tonight is on prediction markets, and while all of this is terrifyingly dystopian and dark, i really feel like polymarket sounds less like a betting site and more like a dating app for threesomes

3/7: jongsang heatin it up 🐻

my god, my type is horrifyingly strong

we know you do, babygirl

you'd think coachella would be the last place for him to be anonymous, and yet

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

i'm so glad we have this because lately i've started despairing that technology has destroyed us, but hearing an astronaut saying "duuuuude" from literal space as he watches earth disappear behind the moon is proof we're not totally screwed as a species

i am doing weird shit with this dragon fic, just existing on vibes and not even throwing this at my usual soundboards. just....rawdogging the creative process and seeing what happens 😅🤷‍♀️

like????? the fuck?????????

Hooligan🔪❗ #btsfanart #BTS #BTS_ARIRANG

This photo of Namjoon from the Oricon article is simply insane 🔥🔥🔥

namgi paradox

If you believe in #Ateez rapline supremacy, we should be friends #Mingi #Hongjoong #dailymingi

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.