in a mood so foul it should be buried like nuclear waste

hosting a watch party for the pitt finale tomorrow and it is also my friend's bday so i made this cake topper for her cake. proud of this synergy. graphic design is my passion

new logo refresh for one of the best podcasts in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also always thrilling when serious smart people have to say the word 'blorb' on air. doing it for the love of the game

got the highest i've ever been in my life this weekend (made my friends watch the movie strictly ballroom and they all loved it). i'm never touching earth again

although in better news i'm finally hooked on a book again with the mars house. i bounced off the first chapter because reading about flooded cities and people getting evacuated from rooftops makes my katrina-rotted brain feel insane ! !! ! but i gave it another go and i'm in baby!!! books!!!!!!!

on my way back on the train today i sat next to a woman who read nothing, listened to nothing, watched nothing for the entire 8 hour trip. just raw unfiltered train. her only enrichment seemed to be fumbling in her bag every 20 minutes when she got a spam call & her phone SCREAMED a jangly ringtone

if you voted for them in the observer awards you will not be seeing heaven

an honor 🥰

i took a long train ride today and spent half of it next to a 93 year old man who became my train pal. he told me all about his life and right before his stop, about his son who had passed away six months earlier. after i helped him with his suitcase we hugged. it was nice and i want to remember it

when u just a tiny bit goth but u still wanna be a special sparkle birthday princess at dollywood

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

if i hear that ordinary song one more time i'm going to tear the fabric of our universe apart with my bare hands (unhorny)

love finding a new (to you) band, blowing through their discography, and then playing the loaded roulette game of 'googling them to see if any of them have allegations against them i should know about, probably, before i get too invested'

dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky — the world’s #1 site

had my little nephew come stay with me for the 1st time - we made waffles and went to the science museum and watched the minecraft movie in our pjs. a blast. when he went home he had to draw his 'favorite place' for his kindergarten homework and he drew us watching tv on my couch. i could explode!!!

Absolutely Thrilling: saw my nemesis out in the world today (Parking Lot Girl, or the girl who yelled at me and my friends in a parking lot one time) but she didn't see me. stealth roll + 10

slam-dunked into nostalgia by remembering 'the trumpet of the swan.' perhaps no food in a childhood book disappointed me more than when i finally got to eat watercress sandwiches with the crusts cut off, just like louis the swan. it was turkish delight all over again...

physically in march but spiritually still up to my neck in february

i've seen multiple videos where he talks about dancing. cast him in a dirty dancing movie already. for me! just one for me!

god I am not your strongest soldier

i've watched this the normal amount of times that a normal person can watch something. no follow up questions.

celebrate by fixing your heart! If that's not possible, there's one other option

i’m locked in a battle of the wills over a $13 refund from a local nail salon and i’m about to write the most emotionally devastating firm yet fair one star review you’ve ever seen. oh ye who hast pushed me to these depths

one of the greatest life upgrades i've made recently is to keep a little pair of tweezers in my office desk drawer so as soon as one of those little annoying chin hairs pops up i can destroy it. i know peace now

can mamdani also call a snow day for us? i'm tired. don't ask where i live it doesnt matter dont worry about it shh

still running off the bone-chilling adrenaline of waking up this morning and looking at my (unplugged) phone and seeing that it was in fact 10am. luckily my boss just thought it was funny! skidded into the office with wet hair and no eyebrows drawn on by 10:22. god bless wormcare

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

it's mardi gras! happy mardi gras! i am not at mardi gras this year. i am unfortunately forced to lock in like the little grindset work cog i so long to be. however it is both mardi gras & what would have been my mimi's 100th birthday today so if you're also cogging it today, get yourself a treat

unfortunately have to report that i loved the wuthering heights movie. i know! i get why it's polarizing (we went with a group of pals to see it, the majority loved it, one thought it was pretty good, one hated it) but i think if you vibe with emerald fennell's freak you'll have a great time.

i had a dream i was hosting hudson williams for mardi gras. i woke up sweating. (not like that). i’ve never been so stressed……

i went to see casablanca last night (i’ve never seen it all the way through) and i’ve read articles about that particular scene and the history before, and when it happened on screen i got very emotional! this is maybe a brave hot take but hey casablanca is a good movie

I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.

it’s that domino meme but it starts with 9/11 and ends with N and i parent-trapping our parents together on a boat as they sail around cape horn

i for one hope the wrestling audience channels their “you cant tell me what to do you’re not my real dad” energy for good for once and chants fuck ice during every match going forward www.si.com/fannation/wr...

few things can get me outta my warm bed faster than a friend texting to ask if i wanna tag along to run errands so they can avoid their in-laws. we're gonna talk shit AND touch everything in the trader joe's....

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

something so humiliating about having to drive your car while it's absolutely covered in bird shit. oh what's that you parked underneath a tree you dumb fuck?? little baby wants a poopy car????? poopy car for the idiot???????? christ alive

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

took a sewing class at the local maker's space, went thrifting and got lunch with my pals, participated in some incredibly rewarding local activism against ICE, spent a long time and every pot in my kitchen on a fussy recipe that turned out amazing. a good, grounding little day.

one must imagine sisyphus opting out of Gemini

Highly recommend this beautiful piece, and adore the term "neighborism."

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

growing up in a very french catholic part of the country meant that i was in french classes from K to senior year of high school but i also sucked at it the entire time. i am terrible at languages. but it's good to be bad at stuff. and the worm needs enrichment that isn't getting blasted by my phone

french grammar workbook please. je suis already malade over here

this is fucking crazy and i can't believe and i'm so proud that having fake sex so good is legitimately changing culture

🥹👉👈

love finding little love notes from my past self to my future self in my email

today after picking up my car from the mechanic i said 'have a grood day' instead of 'have a good day' or 'have a great day' and i've been thinking about it for hours. we are not meant to bear this

one of the best things i have done for myself recently is accept that on work mornings, i am a worm. my night self has to take care of the worm self. she picks out worm's clothes for the next day and makes the worm iced coffee and packs worm's lunch bag. for worm is an idiot. and needs no friction

went and saw hamnet in the theater yesterday and i genuinely think crying in a theater full of people who are also crying is one of life's great joys and should be done more often