BTS by what I can only assume is their dick nickname (dickname): SJ: Kore JM: Rock Bison HS: The Merch NJ: Namu JK: The Daily Penetrator TH: Bing Crosby YG: August 8——D

My surgical podiatrist said, and I quote, "well it's not THE WORST bone spur I've ever seen, but....I mean, it's up there" that's me, ignoring painful problems with my stupidly high pain tolerance since 2010!! OOPS.

hot take but I kind of understand why Namjoon decided to redo his house after he came back from the service, it's very clean and neat and airy but it also doesn't have a ton of personality? his studio has more personality than his house does and his house feels like a studio.

Guess what, beloveds? I have a Canadian Spouse now and I feel so incredibly proud and relieved that we are finally done. They get to stay and thrive here. I am so beyond honoured that they chose to come here and call it home with me.

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy ....I mean honestly is this inaccurate bc I think not

Do we know anything canonically about Namjoon bedroom/have we seen it/has he talked about any furnishings or paintings he has inside it? #BTShelp

12-08-2018 - from Yoongi's Twitter - #minyoongi #yoongi #suga #bts

God, I miss peak Twitter Yoongi.

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FARI WHY ARE YOU SO TALENTED 😍🤌

um shut the front door this is SO good???? jungkook musical theatre era now?? now please???

Taehyung singing “Open Your Eyes” during behind the scenes of RunBTS ep. 133 (featuring audience member Joonie ♡)

AKSJDJDJD THE CHANNEL NAME 😭😂 🤌🤌🤌

BTS as Youtubers: as always, in fanchant order pls enjoy 😁

you have excellent tannie tummy content

THIS PHOTO MAKES ME RABID IMMA NOM IT

adding these for posterity bc i am who i am

bb used me in a reply but i cannot believe i have not seen more of my favorite korean pear tummy in these replies

literally just posted this the other day bc i am never not thinking about this pic

woke up today and went FUCK IT IS 6 WEEKS UNTIL XMAS AND 2 WEEKS UNTIL YOU HAVE TO HOST/ATTEND MULTIPLE THANKSGIVINGS anyway i've had a LOT of coffee but got a lot done lmao

ugh classic jk activity 🥲 his circadian rhythm is more like jazzy improv than an actual rhythm 💀💀💀

NJ is their husband: a thread

it just keeps going 😭😍

you can't tell me this did not happen at some point at Fjord's bachelor party #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt #CriticalRoleSpoilers

and they were ROOMMATES

jung ‘ten seconds away from always making out with his members” hoseok

I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.

I'm sorrry "Hobi x The Sharpest Lives by MCR" just walked up to me and slapped me across the fucking face because holy shit 🤤

Holy shit Haru 😳 #xlov #haru

Run BTS!!!! just a really cool, high-production value performance-focused MV (something like ON kinetic manifesto or svt super)

this is EXACTLY how I feel when I have super long nails on lol

obsessed with their facial expressions and the size difference here!!! 😭

#CriticalRole WOW MARISHA AND ASHLEY REALLY JUST ACTUALLY KISSED DURING THAT LIVESTREAM HUH???? A+++ CHOICE LADIES WOULD WATCH AGAIN

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there is no better feeling then managing to shove your shoulder back in place when it's cramping from subluxation 🤤 it's normally a 2 person job but some days I get lucky and WHEW y'all non-hEDS people have it good!! 😍