Why are you crying Ash well you see one of the Rangers announcers posted this pic of the Moose (aka the Rangers bus driver who has been with them forever it feels like) to Twitter with him holding the #MemorialCup and now I have feels

I feel like I'm JK probably but also maybe Yoongi like I kinda want to try it but also T e x t u r e *shudders*

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.

Hell. Yes. Gonna snap up that bluray

Okay I keep listening to GREENGREEN and every time ACAI comes on I'm reminded I never have had a acai bowl because I don't understand how to order one

Okay. Scary appointment wasn't too bad. I stuck up for myself. It was okay. I am still in that stupid limbo of "you're fat and we hate that but you aren't sick enough to get the helpful things without paying more than you can afford" but that's not new

once I had a single tomato plant by my door (basement apartment) and it grew ONE perfect tomato and a squirrel stole it just like this and I have never been angrier at a squirrel

Him singing to himself while he drives he's so everything

Dear men of the world please to learn your own medical history and what medications you take and all of that so your spouse does not have to carry that load and answer medical intake forms for you while you shrug and go "how am I supposed to know all this"

Right now a lot of stuff feels really hard so I am just telling myself to just get to Festa. (And then we will pick something else, but that's for later me). So I am thinking about how watching Busan on my comfy couch with my Koya and my bunny blanket and yelling with all of you will be nice.

Currently waiting for a scary feeling doctors appointment and I am just listening to Snooze over and over and over and letting Yoongi and Woosung calm me. It's kinda working.

Always.

Okay. Gotta celebrate the wins. I have made myself lunch for office days for like more than a month now! They're not fancy. But I'm making them and saving $$$. (Tomorrow is rice and jerk chicken sausages with mustard cham sauce and tiny tomatoes cut up sprinkled with the green lid Goya seasoning)

I love this song so fucking much

Had a giant cry about the cycle of fuckin poverty and how much it sucks and then Spouse and I built a Kirby together and y'know what? No matter what I have Spouse. That's pretty cool. (Also Kirby is full of snacks and you can build him with your hands)

Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck okay okay okay cool cool cool

Okay this would scare the shit out of me but I love that it is a thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKRw...

Having a very trans conversation about how we should be able to have bodies with hot swappable parts and then have body part swap meets and it's a great time

This thread is so good I love it I love it so many

Spouse asks the cats "what you need" in like the exact Body to Body cadence ALL THE TIME and I am very strong and don't always yell "the whole stadium to jump" but

Ohhhhh this is really cute and fun

Yoongi having deep feels about how these cartoon theme songs sound and I love how every member of Bangtan is always themselves always forever heck

Jungkook being incensed that they picked a cartoon from 1996 oh I love him help

Deep thoughts about cartoon theme songs with NamJiHope

They're all sitting criss cross applesauce while the song plays to guess (a few wrong guesses on this one) meanwhile Hobi is like full on standing up wiggle dance vibing God I love these humans

Ohhhh Bangtan are guessing cartoon theme songs and it's one of those *everyone screams a lot* eps and why do I love this so much

And now I am rewarding myself with Run BTS and this tofu pad kra pao that Spouse made that is sooooo yummy while I lie on the couch and be a ooze.

Okay so a lot of lighter weight things and isometrics but whatever I did it my legs hate me it's great and you get a silly squat reach selfie because I can. #StrongLikeNamjoon

Whyyyyy are heel elevated Romanian deadlifts so much worse than regular ones why does lifting my heels one plate high toes on floor feel like MURDER #StrongLikeNamjoon

Pack of 10-12 year old boys (at best) piled in the gym, started running around, fucking with the lights. I got pissed. The gym is 16+, you're being dangerous lil shits. Called me a bitch, left, doing the peek and giggle around the door as they did, like I should be intimidated? You're children. 🙄

.....ohhhhhhh my heart

.....I can't this is just so

....damn

Well this is delightfully fucked up

I love them so much (especially pulling Seonghwa at the end) youtube.com/shorts/ms8W4...

JUNGKOOK I HAVE THE PERFECT PATCH FOR YOUR JACKET I'd even give you the one off of my jacket let's be real (Yes I know this is probably a magpie and magpies aren't crows but also like...the same energy exists)

Honestly I hope he does. Also friends this is how we lose Jungkook wanting to do silly fun things with us like come on

Ugh ugh ugh brain is spiraling about the Korean Normal version being on a vinyl exclusive and how that just makes my autistic SpIn brain bits freak out (yes I know someone will rip and upload but trust me that will not help because I will be able to hear how vinyl-y it sounds and get frustrated)

I love this so much what the heck

Ohhhhh my heart

I love this idea so much even if I know I will struggle to actually participate because I'm bad at group things even this loose and chill

Not Namjoon going "I don't know if the Korean version of NORMAL will ever come out" like literally not even a week ago 😭 All men do is lie

Linktree sent out an email letting everyone who uses their service know that they're adding AI features and that THEY'RE not responsible for making sure those AI features are accurate or even legal — YOU are.

Please give me the Korean version on streaming and not underwater recordings from a vinyl to play whack a mole with in my playlists 💜

Sadly because it's August I can't do this because Bangtan and stuff and no money but I wanna

CORTIS I LOVE THE TOUR NAME

I am so glad this person made this poster and even moreso I'm glad Kim Namjoon saw it and shared it with us. Even if he didn't see it at the time and someone showed him the photo after. I don't care. He saw it. However he saw it. That's so good.

I wish I was shocked but at this point it's all just fucking bullshit from the bullshit machines

the clock striking midnight on june 1st in 🌈 boraland 🌈

I am finally getting around to this and it'd 12:40 am and I should sleep but it's so goooood and I am having too much fuuuuun.