Jung Hoseok. You are. This is. So. Much.

Me: it wants me to describe my diet. I don't know. I eat food. Spouse: they want to know if you are the kind of autistic that just eats chicken nuggets Me: *giggles* what? No. I eat lots of foods. If the textures aren't weird. Spouse: say that. Especially the texture part.

For the record I am finally doing my stupid assessment pt 2 and friends it is HARD and a STRUGGLE and I HATE IT .

My fat ass made the mistake of looking at my blood work results and ughhhh. Ughhhhh. I suspect my doctor will have Some Thoughts and ughhhhhh.

Namjoon we saw you at All Force One and I can see it still being the same

Sometimes, beloveds, people in power above you can just be wrong. And you can and should tell them when they are. (Is this a reminder for tomorrow me? Maybe.)

The way they are loving and supporting all of BH. Ughhhhhh. My heart.

Today's veggie pickup joy - the really awesome trans human was in charge of sign in and they liked my protect trans people shirt (they're not usually there so that was a cool surprise). I got a very Kim line carrot. And cool multicoloured tomatoes. And the trees are starting to change.

Huh, this is interesting. Makes sense, I guess!

The way I love how he is himself always

Kim Seokjin you goddamn work of art.

For the first time since...I don't know when I am fully dressed and not just in pajamas all day. I ate a tasty lunch that Spouse made. I marinated some pork chops in a Korean inspired marinade for later. My work stuff is caught up. I feel actually in control and happy? Nobody move. It's fragile.

I love all of this for us.

Oh my god, it was planned all along. The Bis are visible today JUST SO THEY CAN GET RAPTURED. Make sure you tie your Bisexuals down, preferably somewhere comfortable like the bed, so they don't get carried off into the sky!

....not me wondering if they ever actually even saw the show ever. www.instagram.com/wkorea/reel/...

I feel like this gives me more questions than it answers. Park Shinwon what do you know.

Ch2 of Light That Lead Me To You is 2500 words and I'm not done yet but I did expand some stuff that needed it (thanks to @pastelmuse.bsky.social) and finished a sex scene so hey, things are Happening. I still need to finish the main character development for Jimin this chapter, but hey.

Yes. I need.

Someday I will be this strong.

I really like this choreo. Even if the half sweater half yellow T-shirt look confused me. (Although I see a bunch of idols doing similar so maybe it'd just what we are doing right now). This song is just genuinely fun. youtu.be/7M-Q8D-19cI?...

We have achieved dinner.

We are gonna walk very carefully and slowly to Harveys and get a chicken burger for spouse and a poutine for me probably and you know what that's just gonna be how it is

This.

Spouse had a terrible horrible no good very bad day. I feel like absolutely migraine hangover shaky sweaty shit but I tried to make us potato leek soup and I burned the leeks and now I am waiting for Spouse to come home and help me figure out something we can eat and I feel so bad

Hilarious. My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you. What you do with this information is between you and God.

I genuinely adore Min Yoongi for the way he dropped those photos on insta and isn't gonna come explain it maybe ever or maybe he will drop another thing someday who knows idk just this quiet dude just getting to do all this is really great

All this Rapture stuff is extra hilarious if you are a Bahai who has read Thief in the Night by William Sears like I have

....well. That's...yeah.

The fact that JK is like yeah I had fun with fashion week in New York and I was worried but it was fun but I also don't think I'm the type to enjoy parties is just so him Like baby I watched the JItB docu, I saw what you are like at a party, I get you

I love that I finished a meeting I didn't want to do and got JK live as a reward

The way it's such a Yoongi fit. Little bit big, all black, stompers, undercut, like he is so himself in the best way augh

Also how much is Yoongi just sitting back in his chair laughing at how we are all reacting right now like just all "see ARMY I do love you just in my way and my time" and losing it at how he just chaos bombed us

I mean that was my first thought when I saw the post l, I didn't even think OT7 I was like yeah this tracks, Yoongi likely has so much to say and it might have just bubbled out

The way my timeline is just all of us being like omg Min Yoongi right now oh I hope he sees how much he's loved

You know what suddenly I feel like day 2 of migraine aside futures gonna be okay

This is not a drill all hands on deck Yoongi posted to his IG www.instagram.com/p/DO6DhOcCbL...

I love him so much

Dear companies I'm gonna know you're lying if you send me a "your order has shipped" 25 seconds after I make the order just saying

I just love every part of this. youtu.be/4TbLkeMYFmY?...

I have read 17 million words of fic this year which is equivalent to the whole LOTR trilogy 38 times.

That is exactly it! We have the tools.

This was amazing and I had to watch it like 6 times and I laughed so hard

This seems like the only way to handle this yes

Thunderstorm.

Ooooooh we have a severe thunderstorm rolling in suddenly it all makes sense

Dear pizza humans why do you always make the sausage spicy whyyyyy

Please appreciate with zero prompting spouse sent me this saying "look I made you a Jung Hotteok"

Every time I get to see progress on this I get the giggles. He looks so so so good

Whoever said I hope it's not a migraine you win a prize because it was indeed a migraine and I slept til 5 min ago and we are on the grease and caffeine protocol because sleep and meds didn't do shit

Hotteok hotteok hotteok