Crunching and slurping audio-only live, my misophonia sadly cannot 🥲 I'll catch you later Taetae 💜

"I don’t want to prescribe how these works should be seen; whether out of curiosity or study, all perspectives are welcome. My only hope is that this exhibition can be a small but sturdy bridge for many,” said RM." www.sfmoma.org/press-releas...

kim namjoon showing up at sfmoma in his sweats and saying “hey, id like to have an exhibit curated with my own personal collection and your museum’s collection” and they’re like “yeah ofc whatever you want king”

Omgggg... how cool is this 🤩 I've definitely gotta go see it (wait, in a *year*? 😭 okay I'll wait patiently, lol)

The physical relief tho of jimin being able to express himself the way he wants to again tho … he’s so pretty and i’m sure he knows and i’m sure the tannies remind him anyway and that’s very important to me

puckish!!! puckish Jimin my beloved!!! an imp!!!

I love all his cute little expressions as he thinks. he's so careful with his word choice sometimes, but his thoughts dance across his pretty little face with just a trace of mischief

Jimin's soft lovely voice, he's soooo stunning, I missed him so 🥲

Well I *was* in a mid-afternoon slump until Taehyung showed up whimpering and groaning and flashing his nipple (the way this sounds obscene but is, in fact, what happened) 🫠 thanks for stopping in, Tae... better than espresso

Leave My Palette Bruised | Chapter 10 🥊 yoonkook 🥊 rated E 🥊 80k (ongoing | 11k in ch 10) 🥊 archiveofourown.org/works/637863...

Crying at the $3 jam and the $40 butter... I guess JK has his priorities!! Good jam is just one of mine 🤣 (I'd be curious to try this butter though, not gonna lie...)

my favorite details ♡

I love JK's sweet soft voice calmly dictating while he sexily chops things and acts generally competent

Jungkook drinking milk straight from the carton, pausing to check the expiration date, and then going back to drinking it is just… I am *crying* with laughter. He’s perfect

kill bill vol. 3 where uma trains namjoon to seek revenge on all who has wronged him featuring daechwita agust d, jin wick, arson hobi, kendo jimin, buff tae, and boxer jk

The way he just ✨️glows✨️, the light loves him so much

chapter 5 update!! 5/6 or 5/7 tbd Reasonable to Want and Possible to Achieve archiveofourown.org/works/619185... 🍸 #namkookfic 🍸 Explicit 🍸 Modern AU, age gap, bar meet-cute, sugar baby-ish au, fake dating, smut, background jihope wedding!!

pretty boy 🥺

Namjoon is cute in a way that is both purposeful yet unintentional at the same time. He knows he is cute and he does cute things on purpose to be cute, however the cutest things he does are completely by accident (dropping his phone).

"It's like a sexy/charming Lapras, I want to dive into its nostrils" oh Namjoon, you freaky dork, I adore you

ok babygirl whatever you say

Namjoon who's going to be okay

⚠️ ao3 outage tomorrow, which means: ✨ download any fics you're currently reading ✨ freak out a little, still ✨ send love to the writers who write the silly little (and the crazy big) (and the everything inbetween) stories that make life on this rock more bearable, more joyous, etc etc

“Hyung Hyung Hyung Hyung your nippies were showing kekekekekekekeke you can see Hyung’s nippies in this picture!!!!” “WHAT IS THAT ILLEGAL NOW I SPENT A YEAR ALONE IN THE MILITARY WATCHING YOU PARADE AROUND YOUR ALBUM SHOOTS SHIRTLESS, JHOPE RELEASES A NUDITY SINGLE, BUT I WEAR *ONE SHIRT*”

Oh Jungkook was *terrorizing* Jin in their group chat

Why did I wake up and find Hoseok’s private porn collection all over the timeline

suffering just suffering

this is fine 🔥

tae and nj ordering jk around tae chastising jk for throwing a tantrum nj immediately folding at jk’s question much to think about..

I don't know how much more I can take 🫠🫠🫠

Jung Hoseok what am I supposed to do with this 🫠 (he is so beautiful)

This is SO fantastic, if you love 2seok it is a *must* read 🔥😍

Genuinely obsessed with Seokjin and the way he will be unbuttoned for exactly as long as contractually obligated and then make himself comfortable the moment he can. Boundary having KING.

Seokjin, sir, that is a lot of chest (I love that he buttoned it up ASAP, that's our modest shy prince 🥲)

Kim Seokjin you goddamn work of art.

he came, he served and inmediately buttoned his shirt the second he sat down LMAOOOO

Really need to learn my lesson not to update rarepair WIPs hoping it will boost my mood, the comment drought is so much more pronounced & makes me feel awful instead (+ my writing motivation drops to zero even for fics that *do* get engagement 🫠) Wish I didn't care so much, but unfortunately...ugh

homecoming #btsart #yoongi #agustd

introverted bangtan line truly have my heart because yes I too would leave a party with too many people almost immediately. I too have no idea how to interact with celebrities.

*nods as JK asks people to take his words literally, not read something negative into them that isn't there* i get you, i get you so much

...wdym I missed JK going live while I was making breakfast lol

no rules in breakable heaven | taegi, 18k (ongoing; 5.2k in this chapter), M 🌴 Chapter 5 🌴 🏝 island dating reality-show AU 🩹 what TH wants, TH gets 💌 a mysterious letter 🎡 carnivals & competitions #btsfics archiveofourown.org/works/448240...

first public announcement = using music to help disadvantaged children first post = guitar in hand and an intensity only the quiet ones have (also butt shadow) It's all so wonderfully him 🥹

Seriously one of my favorite flavors of Yoongi

every time yoongi gets an undercut, i feel like we are not prepared for what comes next long, flowing locks will ALWAYS be my favourite but his undercut leans into how sharp his cheekbones and eyes are. feral streetcat agust d is back

you’re telling me namjoon initiates the heart hand and tae, who was serving face, looks at him and joon starts literally circling his hand so tae can meet him to 🫶 and tae breaks out in the prettiest most earth shattering beautiful smile staring fondly at kim namjoon like he hung the moon and stars

“yoongi, why’d you choose this picture as the first?” yg: my ass looks good in the shadow (interlude: shadow pt. 2?????????)

is it normal to cry over a pic of a little guy with an undercut and a guitar

Min Yoongi making a Monday TOLERABLE that's some powerful witchcraft 🔥

min yoongi photo dump in the year 2025 maybe the rapture IS happening