might be the most accurate thing ever said about kim namjoon

This ADHD jump-around noraebang is so real, oh JK 💜

🍊 Chapter 5 🍊 In which YG is seen through the end of his heat... more or less. Even alphas can get distracted sometimes. Especially with each other. 🔗 ao3.org/works/58988500/chapters/193730366 #btsfic

as a writer it's vitally important to have 3-10 wips so that when one of them isn't working you can cycle through the others in proxy productivity. this will allow you to continuously be Not Quite Done with so many projects at the same time

please imagine me quoting every one of these pics with "that's his baby" but with a different tone and implication every time they contain multitudes

jung ‘ten seconds away from always making out with his members” hoseok

🧵! who needs subtext when their entire vibe together is a whole damn novel of text 😭 is this why I can't write much jihope, idk, but it might be part of it. I can't outdo them! It can't be done! (...also I like to write yearning & Jung Hoseok simply does *not* have time for that, ew no thank you)

Brand: Hey Taehyung, great to meet you, we would love for you to do an ad shoot for our product, maybe like - Taehyung: I would like to look powerful yet breedable. My biceps should show, and I want to bare my neck as I stare into the camera Brand: I guess that’s fine? Taehyung: Be there in 15

Blue and Grey and I want it to be GAY as FUCK. Gauzy and saturated like 70s French porn. Yearning and yearning and yearning inside the glass walls of an enormous ice castle with broken thrones and half-revealed faces. Singularity but GAYER

NJ: you have loads of time!!:) SJ: choppy bangs was your best look YG: that’s not wainscoting HS: it was just a misstep, oppA <3 JM: the notebook wasn’t that good TH: oh… did you lose some muscle? JK: seokjin would totally beat you at [insert game]

to fifteen years of making music together 🐱🐨💕

Me, reading this notification out loud to my spouse when it popped up: "Omg, I accidentally I read that as romance for a second. Jikook on the brain..." ... "Oh, nvm, it. It actually does say romance." 🤣🤣🤣 Anyway I am both excited & terrified for more of That

brb, crying over Namgi and also Yoongi and this thread

Me, being introduced to Namjoon’s boyfriends: “So which of you is CrossFit and which is Techno?”

techno is 6 letters and yk what also has 6 letters? YOONGI yup exactly happy namgiversary yeorobun

Happy 15 YEARS to the smartest, hottest dorks ever, the icons, the unstoppable power duo. I wish them infinite more years of—whatever this is. I went all out just for them 😌🎉🎉

fifteen whole years, and they talk about it the way winemakers talk about their best vintage - something that gets better every year, with a giddiness, a suggestion of care and pride. Here's to fifteen years of learning respect is the highest tier of love. i wish them many more ❤️

they led five other boys in hip-hop education. they learnt their hearts belonged equally among the seven of them. they stood shoulder to shoulder when peers threw rocks. they turned to each other first when they won. most importantly, they stayed no matter how bright the light or how dark the shadow

hey. fifteen years ago, a scrawny boy from daegu moved in with this dude he heard about in rap circles as being a progidy (and who the boy still felt sure he could take on). they bickered, cried, ate, dreamed and worked together. they loved music and, through it, learnt how to love each other.

"Techno is my boyfriend" Okay Joonie I see you. Wild thing to post on Namgi Day though (remembering Yoongi's "I hate EDM" file 😅)

Happy "Namjoon and Yoongi have been living together for 15 years" to anyone who's celebrating

Happy namgi day! Today, we celebrate the day they moved in together, the art they've made, and all the eye contact they've never had. Please, tell your loved ones you love them (or, like, save it for the end of the world 🤷🏻‍♀️).

HAPPY NAMGIVERSARY (KST)!!!!!!!!! LET THE FESTIVITIES COMMENCE

Fuck….

🍸 Reasonable to Want and Possible to Achieve 🍸 🍸 E | 43.5k | 7/7 NOW COMPLETE!🥳 | #namkookfic 🍸 archiveofourown.org/works/619185... 🍸 Modern AU, LA, age gap, comedy, bar meet-cute, sugar baby au, fake dating, smut, background jihope wedding!!, background taegi #namkook

Happy anniversary to this queer coming of age short film 🌈

Maybe that's what Namjoon would save to say at the end of the world – like, it's pointless to say it, because I know you know, but the point of anything at all is about to disappear, so I want to say it before we disappear too

Namjoon was 1000% saying shit like “yeah you’d say that you fucking pretty boy asshole” and Yoongi externally is like “I’LL SMOTHER YOU WITH YOUR OWN SOCKS” and internally is like “wait… does he think I’m ✨pretty✨”

Feelings are like that sometimes. Visceral, deep-set, ugly and uncomfortable things. Sometimes you don’t want to yank out the entire middle section of a skien of yarn trying to find the end, so it’s easier to start from the outside even if it rolls around and gets away from you. Namgi are like that.

i have this quote saved to my desktop bc it is so namgi-coded. i have no context for the work or the author, but it is so painfully /them/

the soft dom corollary to 'if he flings it, he flings it' 🙂‍↕️

(Thinking about the time that he watched Tae pour his soup on the table trying to show it to the camera - he was watching from the first *second* & knew what was probably going to happen before it did, but he had things under control, ready to calmly & casually step in and clean up when needed)

Mmhmm. I think people sometimes underestimate how much he sees & takes note of *everything* - similar to Hobi, but different. Where Hobi watches w/sharp-eyed perfectionism & wants to be involved in every decision, Jin lets things happen first but won't hesitate to tell you if he doesn't like it

This thread just popped up in my mentions again and it's still *so* hot 🫠 the decisive manhandling, the thigh tap... Kim Seokjin, the man that you are...

bless namjoon for literally never being able to edit himself because if he could he'd realize that that was genuinely the gayest thing he could have possibly said "'first love' reminds me of meeting you for the first time" yeah alright namjoonie i see you

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful 🥹 really hit me in the BTS-together-again feels, their unique bond and history and the comfort that they take in each other

Since Taehyung has been such a beautiful menace recently (but also, let's be real, always) for #wipwednesday I thought I'd share a thematically appropriate snippet from the next chapter of my vminjoon

Since Taehyung has been such a beautiful menace recently (but also, let's be real, always) for #wipwednesday I thought I'd share a thematically appropriate snippet from the next chapter of my vminjoon

Since AYS is coming back it's time to make a bingo to fill up during the episodes!

Jikook getting Disney to pay them to travel around and act like idiots when they do that for free constantly is the biggest Bangtan scam since Jin pretended he didn’t know how to play the guitar with Chris Martin so he would hands-on teach him

One thing (of many) I love about JK is that he isn't afraid to figure stuff out in public. He could have done his mic wrangling offline & gone live with a perfect setup. But for him working it out is part of the experience, and he knows we're happy to see all of him, not just the polished singer.

I love when Jungkook scolds inanimate objects, it makes me giggle so much 🤣

Setting up his fancy streamer equipment in his lil beanie and shorts and I'm just watching like *chin in hands* 😍 Omg his tiny claps, he's so cute, I'll eat him up

I love him a totally moderate and demure amount. Yes. (No.)

This picture-in-picture karaoke with the lyrics up is SO cute, we've really achieved peak JK-live here, gosh I love him 🥹

Look at this little techie cutie with his glasses 🥰 showing off all his new gear, then casually singing like an angel~

thighs and ass but make it Art: only Kim Namjoon can make tying his damn shoes such an artsy, precisely framed thirst-trap 🥲

I need a David Attenborough voice on top of this clip telling us all about the life and mating cycles of the boba ball... "Often found in dark, cave-like structures, this adorable creature mesmerizes its potential mates with its big, round eyes—"