was anyone looking for traditional omegaverse dynamics from me??? idk #wipwednesday

namjoon is so funny. thank you bestie for keeping it light and funny while your colleagues ruin my life with their boobs and biceps

the gender envy that taehyung presents to me every single time. after watching the gym vlog..... it got worse. I want to be him so bad.

is this the kinda tantrum he throws when he's being edged and the hand on his dick disappears just as he was about to slip right into the best orgasm ever

bts are the strongest soldiers. how they don’t just drop everything and fuck 24/7 like they’re in eternal rut/heat — I don’t know. what is this willpower. how do you maintain it for over a decade.

I don't know how much more I can take 🫠🫠🫠

so what i’ve learnt today is taehyung likes being bossy and handing out praise, jungkook is whiny and loves getting permission, and namjoon enjoys watching and easily folds wow

I don’t wanna watch the vlog (i’m waiting for my shift to end so badly)

TIE ME TO THE BED I NEED TO BE SEDATED

oh yeah, film a bunch of superstars moaning and groaning at the gym, why don’t you. since you’re sooooo close to them. post it on the internet for billions to see. as a matter of fact, release all the footage!!! that should be fine!!!!!!!!!!!

If Yoongi posts again I think we’ll go into a simultaneous rut. Just absolutely feral and horny.

namjoon is so fucking WEIRD, why am I this whipped for a lame horny weirdo (pos) (don't tell me this video isn't horny, it absolutely is)

jungkook has such an intense submissive energy that it blinds me through the screen

it’s taehyung holding jk’s head for me as he does a bicep curl, then moving his hand down to his bare skin all while namjoon is behind him. idk who i was telling this to but gym bros are so gay when you see them in the wild and taejoonkook’s workout tape just proved it!!!!!!!

and the worst part about it is that I would have never thought of this myself. they’re doing the writing for me

Yeah he’s familiar with that position 😳

bangtan gym porn was not on my bingo card, believe it or not

this is not legal. it can’t be. who posted this madness. who leaked their gym tapes

lmfao joonie pls dont ever change 😂

THIS IS NOT OKAY

tears in my eyes, what the fuck is going on. why must they torment me

I feel faint

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

IM GONNA PASS OUT

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THE CASH REGISTER)

CAN THEY FUCKING STOP????

damn i heard it’s true :/

I don't think fic writers give themselves enough credit

he looks like the most polite vampire in the coven of elders

😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

Welcome Autumn 🍂

his foot tapping and the way he struggles to keep the professional smile on oh he was pissed. dont EVER play with hoseoks babies

(distant groaning)

taejoon. namjoon get up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #btsfanart

| 𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕘, 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 | - a short little something about nj + hs discovering a new kink - Tags: nsfw, hyung kink originally written for @banginxcypher.bsky.social 's birthday :)

something tells me he’s about to take everything from the inside and throw it all away cause he swears for the last time he won’t trust himself with you. yano. like he’s about to wake up!! grab a brush and put a little make up!! like he’s about to cut his life into pieces. this is his last resort!!

(sobs in the corner) the way taehyung kept still and waited for namjoon to gesture uncontrollably because that’s so him and his hands have a mind of their own and (sniffles) taehyung is so endeared by his namjoonie hyung and his beloved goober habits

NOOOOOOOOOO MY HEART FUCK

YES

also as a super fan of the 2022 gq shoot robert pattinson did i need gq headquarters to pick up that phone right now!!!!! immediately!!!! give me this!!! I BEG!!!

introverted bangtan line truly have my heart because yes I too would leave a party with too many people almost immediately. I too have no idea how to interact with celebrities.

shut up

god that hairstyle makes namjoon so much more queer. i’m salivating

WHY IS EVERYTHING HAPPENING WHEN IM NOT HERE

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

SCREAMINGCRYINGSOBBING

WHATDOYOUMEEEEAANNN

I STEP AWAY FOR A FEW HOURS AND YOURE TELLING ME YOONGI CAME BACK????????!!