so yeah! i basically *never* think about bts and spicy foods. i *never* thought about bts being on hot ones! like, never

this was the exact moment i realized jm isn’t playing about spicy food bc ive been bestowed this knowledge by my elders but could not get behind it id so much rather sit in the spiciness than endure the spicy-hot pain….

here to remind you of the ancient texts where bts were models for spicy chicken: baby jk eating the chicken on behalf of a suffering baby th

not to be that person from the land of the double buldak but i tried the sauce and it was not THAT bad as they have iterated many times this comeback, there’s 7 koreans in bts (ok maybe taehyung gets an exemption)

i’m so happy already imagining jikook carrying the whole team on their backs through the last dab

That looks like seven chairs… are we actually getting tannies on Hot Ones?!! 🙏🏻 www.instagram.com/reel/DWrw-hL...

stretch, yawn, put an arm around your crush? jk skipped right to put an arm around his crush

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASSEEEEE

jk try not to be the biggest namkook-er around challenge failed yet again

i just GUESSED that nj posted him once dhsksjsk i was right. he posted “Don’t Think Too Deeply” in 2022. the album is called “at almost 30” NAMGI YEARNERS

american cultural equivalent (imo): he’s singing an elliott smith song

there’s a song by kim kwangseok (whom yg covered on guitar during a live) called “around thirty” that goes something like “i’m living as though i am parting (breaking up) everyday” i need nj to cover that song (there’s a namgi au in here somewhere)

*side eyes his bangtan shrine longingly with the newly printed picture of 7 seamen hatted and gloved with a glorious rainbow in the skies behind them*

how (i think) bts deal with a breakup: an entirely speculative thread, for funsies

bsky i love the drafts feature to death but u need to let me edit the first post

this is immediately what sprang to mind i am so sorry

Always forget that Jungkook is built kind of small until you put him next to Taehyung or Namjoon

BTS by how they view coolness: SJ: As a trap JK: As a mystery YG: As a tool NJ: As a journey HS: As a lifestyle JM: As a costume TH: As a mindset

the money i’d pay to be a fly on the wall for the series of events that led to dividing up the vogue interview segments into 1) 95z+jin 2) rapline+jk i’d win all the money back by betting that “sj was exasperated (or at the least, lightly stressed) at the result”

🗣️ hello! i’d like 1 love song please 🐱 ok, here’s a swelling curtain closer for a love that never was 🗣️ what? no! i said i want a love song 🐱 ok, here’s lyrics that read like a voicemail to an ex i never got over 🗣️ dude… 🐱 ok, what about a gut-wrenching hidden track about yearning?

i make it a rule to reject rpf that has zero regard for the boys’ actual personalities or dynamics but taekook’s visual synergy here is so compelling that even if they had no chemistry irl (which they absolutely do), i’d want them to at least make out a little

jimin put on a mustache and was terrorizing everyone on set 😭

never beating the cat allegations

jungkook is fascinated with mr. choo’s rugged big hands 😭 🐰 so big! whoa… the bone here…

boba ball jk sweetly offering both of them the drinks makes this even more devastating

i love it whenever JM is more bravado than he is human [battle of the pride] 🧔‍♂️ i… i wont drink it 🐥 i can endure it too

HELP it’s killing me how JK keeps looking to the staff, to mr. choo, and to JM, hoping and pleading for mercy, signaling SOS note: JK keeps saying “it’s nice *but*” throughout this convo

🐰 they said this is good grilled. should i put it on? 🐰 i think these can be cut right away, huh? 🧔‍♂️ what about kimchi? 🐰 the meat cooked faster than i thought! 🐥 i’m good, huh? if JK narrates what he wants JM will pick up the slack (the tongs)

jinkook are one of the more “physically loud” btships but they’re also stealth Mutual Piners, sleeper Idiots in Love, dark horse Slow Burners

I love that we now have post-elevator group sex to accompany the fine vintage that is post-award show group car sex

or i could also see it as jk’s attempts at impressing nj

i feel that national park accounts making thirst traps of nature is so very namjoon-coded. a different but an extended take on namjooning

i just think nj’s choice to under-emote in the 2.0 mv just makes him seem so much more perverted /pos

yeah we on that brand new you know how we do 🕶

how many times have u watched 2.0 mv? yes

this rapline transition really showcases each of them as a freak in his own right

hoseok kabedoning a urinal is something i didn’t know i needed

this transition FUCKS

i am SICK jk is his BABY I CANT STAND IT MY GOD

if zoro’s soul got trapped in sanji’s body it would be jimin sadly, sanji’s cooking skills didn’t transfer but his chivalry did

I’ve seen this before

guess who's test came back positive...

new jk reaction just dropped

just in case anyone was wondering this is MY sanji

I just know that moustache had jimin speaking old man satoori

did u know yg’s dad basically regards jk as a daughter in law (nonbinary)

I'm sorry, but all I can hear when I see him do this type of face is his Appa Min impersonation. Did he model his 2.0 character off Yoongi's dad?

trust hobi to do every dance move in the dirtiest possible way

“jimin-ssi↗️↗️↗️” “jwannnn↘️↘️↘️” “YOONGI‼️‼️‼️” where’s the rest? you know it in your heart that this is not the expression he has for calling those names