‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ (internal scream)

it is all very hot and everything BUT also it was jungkook and for jungkook it is also a metaphor!! no "heart on your sleeve" for him!! working so hard his heart thrums though his whole body!! a boy!!

hey actually remember jimmy saying when he hugged them after the performance he could feel their hearts beating through their backs remember that huh do you remem—

this is terrible news for me 😔

a whole face economy

there once was this k-rpf jinkook manhwa(?) i loved where sj was the prince from lil mermaid and jk was the fish that guarded the princess and sj’s look is reminding me of that and i am suddenly feeling very feral

i know i’m supposed to pay attention to his face but how am i supposed to ignore his FLUSHED CHEST piercing through the blue filter? HOW

my sexy-avoidant orabunni 🥰

ooooooooo let’s go find out who put the daddy kink in there

i… i have never seen this before yg covering his own eyes and unable to continue speaking at “daddy”???!! oh no

obligatory 🗣️ daddy 🗣️ yoongi 🗣️

the bgm to this song being kim seokjin’s Background does something to my brain

convinced jiminie said this just to push his buttons 🤭

👁️👄👁️ let me watch pls let me watch omfg pls

i fear i’ve exerted myself too hard over today’s storm of… giddiness. imma pass out

do bts think yoongi is… baby or daddy? sexy or cute?: a thread

when the situation calls for it, TH & NJ have “game.” they know exactly what they need to do to charm someone but w/ each other, there’s a certain softness, calmness, even. why? bc the “game” gets tricky if BOTH of you know how to play it

the way hoseok checks to make sure that the heart is properly aligned is killing me

suddenly becoming camera-shy (after being half-naked and falling asleep on live) because he has a big pimple next to his nose is peak jungkookism

what cruel fate! an introvert, whose first impression of a stylish fashion week party is “too many people,” a wallflower that leaves a party before a DJ set, has a viral meme that goes: party party yeah~

(1/2) 🐰 ah, the party— really, uhh, had too many people 🐰 people might misunderstand 🐰 when i say “what is this party?” 🐰 it doesn’t mean “what is this party?” (/neg or condescending). i literally mean “what type of party is this?” 🐰 this kind of meaning… 🐰 you probably won’t interpret it like that…

…why is this so true? for taehyung, shoes are feet prisons: - to be broken into (his personal pairs with heels folded in) - to be tolerated to serve a purpose (stylists’ picks or for things like working out, though the latter is optional at best)

this sounds like him. SILLY CAT MAN

Yoongi: this bisexual visibility month, I will make myself visible on Instagram

Seriously one of my favorite flavors of Yoongi

IM TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS

min yoongi reappearing with a fresh undercut and an electric guitar. oh you magnificent cat man

HELLO??!!! dhsidbek

the fact that taejoon heart grew up into nj trying to guess all the options at once and endeared tae just picking one for them. i’m not ok

i have never reached perfection on stardew valley. i’ve never successfully decorated my farm or house with a theme though i always mean to? i absolutely choose joja route for the auto petter. i once did a run through with a mod that summons any item i will not be accepting questions or criticism

pining that TICKLES. this is kinda besides the point (other than, the fic comes with the sweetest illustrations?!!) but soju and kimbap combo feels deeply jm somehow

totally random (and not inspired by the shower i just took) yoonjin au where yg never typically catches feelings for his one night stands and usually never sleeps over. but sj convinced him bc ofc he did. he's charming and hot and what sj wants sj gets (and what he wants is yg) +

SCREAMING

Like most things in their brand new, seven-way relationship, it’s all Taehyung’s fault. A new threadfic by your local super tuna enjoyer! This one will be slightly collaborative in nature! There is a funny sexy mystery for you to solve with our favorite seven dudes.

BTS nipple piercings headcanons: a thread by someone who has to read too many academic texts and is taking five minute breaks to make silly threads as a treat

ah, the age-old “do i throw up or try to sleep it off” hangover..

Kim “I will not do anything to get you to stop wiping yourself on me other than loudly complain that you should stop wiping yourself on me” Seokjin

this is one of my favorite taejoon moments

seokjin’s sexy daddy taehyung on stage

Jimin will call Taehyung daddy but only bc Taehyung asks him to so cutely 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

a rare treat but when it happens it’s fucking magical

taehyung is jimin’s baby and his baby must eat his food even if he has to go barefoot to chase after this rascal

after unwillingly /hj spending time with korean men from korea i am re-reminded that yeah male friends there do not touch each other and say how pretty each other look etc

oof i’m definitely still a lil drunk

The JITB release party clip where Hoseok is talking with a hand hiding his mouth and Namjoon shakes his head easily and rubs/slaps his back reassuringly……. Oh Kim Namjoon the man that you are

this is so hot and so Educational. get schooled. right now. i have to take a breather and go walk into the ocean for a bit

the way this blade pierced through my namseok heart..

i have no way to prove this but i speak english with no trace of accent (not that this is a requirement) but posting on here made me realize it’s actually the small things that i get wrong. like, what is the LOGIC behind articles? i need an edit feature in any digital platform sigh

i always want namkook to get their flowers (in fact, all of you should be namkooking everyday), so i waited 24+hrs to think about: 🐹 *at NJ* why are you becoming more like me? namjinkook, anyone?

do bts think taehyung is… baby or daddy? sexy or cute?: a thread