something is dropping tonight i feel it in my bones. clock strikes midnight to valentine’s day. friday night, valentine’s day afternoon for kst istg i can taste it

i have never anticipated for spring with so much intensity why isn’t it spring already hey siri play spring day by bts

oh no my chronic yoonjin angst is acting up

namgi nj thinks love is being one’s authentic self. yg is willing to become someone’s shadow in the name of love neither of them are willing to compromise for work, though what can ya do? they either need to fist fight or fuck it out

since this was brought up in my notifs, i’d like to point out that perhaps the most important part of this quote is “except for work”

if i were to sum up taekook’s dynamic it would be: JK and TH are 2 playmates that happen to be 2 years apart in age, 364 days of the year one day a year, though, JK feels the uncloseable 2-year gap. maybe a lot can happen in 2 years after all

You can’t tell me he doesn’t know what he’s doing with that sudden but subtle eye movement, and the finger against his luscious lips. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

thinking about them today JK, officially legal, beating everyone on the track field but a WHOLE baby in SJ’s arms sorcery that was TH’s bandana bangs down? SJ’s puppy #2 eyebrows showing? oh… he IS 2 yrs older than JK, isn’t he?

I still think about you….

is there a concept photo. like, or is the plane being built as we fly or like. is there any schedule or like.

DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS

didn’t expect to cry watching the half time show that was wonderful

that’s kim namjoon that’s my literature girl that’s my thought daughter

OH NO HE’S BACK

INJECT ITTTTT AHHHH

when you search “cuddle puddle” in the dictionary, this clip comes up

Importantly Namjoon does not know he is Taehyung’s girlfriend. Taehyung knows tho and that’s what matters.

Someone put my “Seokjin is Hoseok’s husband but Namjoon’s wife” thesis in my notifications again so I’d like to remind you all of my broader research findings thread

Something about namjin makes me think that they’ve been to a parent-teacher conference and Jin has organized a bake sale

The thing abt Seokjin is that he’s Hoseok’s husband but Namjoon’s wife

seokjin is hoseok’s city husband namjoon’s suburban wife

here’s a man of logic a man whose lifelong mission is to feel everything a man that has his own namesake verb synonymous with going outside a man that said “please bury me at home” a recipe for disaster elsewhere but in namjin, it translates to “white picket fence and PTA meetings” domesticity

that only fits on fourth finger, too this namjin lore goes crazy

the concept of jk using sj’s most love-letter-esque song to shut jm up (and it completely not working)

And now, a collaborative thread from super tuna enjoyer, @sgmnyg7.bsky.social, and @allmostblue.bsky.social: BTS as classic rap songs

i once saw an art of sapphic yoonjin (can’t recall artist nor will i check twt but u know) where sj thinks yoonji would look cute with a maid costume and cat ears and i think about that a lot

but u see, jm would also shower a hyung with praises if he’s surprised with an age reversal. ok that is all

bsky plz give me drafts…

bangtan ships and why they got married: a slow thread

falling asleep thought but sapphic jinmin is probably the most femme-on-femme yet least switchy btsapphic pairing TO ME

let the record show my first bts ship was vmin and it is bc of their ”divide and conquer but we also kiss” ways that i am this way (ot7 poly truther)

left is 3-months-into-dating namjin right is 3-years-into-marriage namjin

namjin are husbands who moved to the suburbs bc they were both too big to stand in front of a city-sized sink but jk is an overgrown baby to sj but a rapper’s petite gf to nj? size physics mystery continues

rapper’s girlfriend

this is canon btw and vmin were not done with their shenanigans so they dragged the homebody boy out a canon au where vmin find out that their little bunny had a different activity in mind when they were just calling to hang out

meanwhile jungkook was fighting for his life debating whether or not he should clean his house for their inevitable threesome 😭

🐯 jm-ah i’m in love with you 🐰 jm-hyung i’m in love with you 🐥 both of you are taken 🐯🐰 🐥 ?? both of you have a boyfriend? 🐯🐰 🐥 you are dating EACH OTHER 🐯🐰 …do you want us to break up? when jm takes the wheel, jk & th get a longwinded lecture on how they should NOT take “the b word” so lightly

i don’t ship vminkook. they do. i’m just following their lead.

my fave vminkook moments are when jk becomes what yoonjin is to ot7: jk is tired but he loves the chaotic fools jk is in charge of the “real life skills” jk is the “realistic” one that reels them back to earth when in ot7, jk is a chaotic agent when in vmk, jk is a lone introvert in midst of chaos

when i say vminkook are 2 big puppies and a loving but strict owner, i mean that jm sits across from them when eating so he can easily keep an eye on both of them why else would they consistently sit this way? two big boys crowded on one side? makes no sense otherwise

remember when JM and TH did this “horny JK-POV vminkook fic” of a live? 🐥 ah, why are you bothering the kid? turn it off 🐯 (we’re) on our way soon, yeah? very soon, yeah?

i’m looking for something but this devastating photo strip hit my eyes and im just… NEVER SEPARATE THEM

The bts size physics are fucking incomprehensible what do you mean Namjoon looks like a slutty gym twunk by himself but is built like an 18 wheeler next to Jungkook who himself looks massive next to Jimin but tiny and twinky next to Namjoon. What’s going on here.

as the docu nears, one piece of lore i think about a lot is how everyone got mad that sj had so little screen time on uquiz but sj clarified that he asked for his scenes to be cut bc he “only talked about gloomy things”

but then, why does jimin hug namjoon like he’s a much smaller man? what in the transitive property

Hi

BANG! TAN! SON! YEON! DAN!!!!!!

I feel like 7 is the only logical answer

already praying for Very Specific Things to make it into the album documentary 🕯️🕯️🕯️

AND WHAT IF BANGTAN RISES ??? WHAT THEN ??