also happy new year everyone!!! can’t believe i’ve only been here for 6 months thank u for being so kind and welcoming

i remember that Astronaut era sj interview where he said he can pick up the interviewer no problem bc sj can pick up jk who weighs about the same getting this re-confirmed WITH visual proof is so—

WTF WEVERSE U HAVE FAIELD ME

Namjoon acting like a man who has seen Bangtans break many, many, many couches together

anytime jin says "I'm cold" jimin wakes up in a cold sweat

*unintelligible babbling*

BTS aka Kim Namjoon and the six bad bitches he pulled by being full of brains whimsy protective behavior and a deep voice

ok even sj’s teeth are handsome ok

i just realized that jinmin has a certain tom x z3ndaya energy about them does anyone catch my vibe

i’m obsessed with the way jimin holds jin’s hand just as he catches him with his body

— allergic to garlic — pointy canines — doesn’t age vampire kim seokjin confirmed ✅

ofc jk had to cop a feel after seeing hsk grab his arm OF COURSEEEE

and jm can be seen in a defensive stance during member skinship moments 1% of the time 100% of those times will be with jk jk is the only one that can physically handle a vmin love attack. at any moment. for longgggg durations it’s the perfect power balance this is my vminkook theory

tae can be seen in a defensive stance during member skinship moments 1% of the time 100% of those times will be with jm

Hoseok turns into someone who is so wifey around Namjoon it’s literally crazy

🐥 birthday slap! i’m insane about the way jm turned th’s face to make sure their eyes lock for the love tap. ok vmin…

if you paid attention to the Bangtan Size Physics day, namjoon is standing in between two members that make him look huge this is why he looks & feels like a Boyfriend Tree here btw (hobi’s linking of the arms & jk’s pawing help too)

🐰 aren’t your hands cold? 🐨 huh? 🐰 aren’t your hands cold? 🐨 i’m ok, i’m ok they were taking turns holding the phone since it’s cold out ,,,,,,ok jungkook i see u !!!

if those are kg and not lbs plates, 120kg is impressive deadlift for his bodyweight!!

🐨 we each said our piece 🐹 it’s so cold though… 🐹 i hope the members and armys do well 🐹 and always be happy people—yah!😖—i hope 🐹 by the way, my members need to take another family portrait. i have a member zone and i don’t have this year’s 🐨 okay!!

sj’s long stare and dumbstruck yet fond smile at his younger energetic silly golden retriever boyfriend

🐹 it’s so cold though… i think jimin is jin’s jacket atp

now i have a post i can quote for whenever taehyung does something that makes me get cuteness aggression or chest-swelling pride or both and the time is now!!!!!!!! (thank u kam)

taehyung tucks his index finger behind his ear when he rests his face on his hands

this is who is across the bar

this appearance made me realize that interviewees in most situations are expected to face, address, and acknowledge the camera from time to time bc notice how: taehyung always ALWAYS looks at the eyes of someone who’s speaking this is one of my favorite habits of his

oh taehyung KNOWS 🐯 (pouting) hyung you keep pretending like you know..

taehyung saying that it’s his birthday (it’s not) to get more ice cream then dancing along when the staff began singing

one of my favorite short clips: taehyung being picked up by jk (i’d upload the simba being held up pic side by side if bsky would let me)

티롱이생일축하해♡

this thread, The Good Stuff 😉

not a day passes that i am not reminded of jimin saying joon is more innocent than you think, he is childlike

🐨 (it) pisses me off, but (it’s) cute anyway 🐨 huh? (it’s) cute 🐨 say (it’s) cute. hurry 🐨 tell me (it’s) cute 🐨 outfit check. check! now imagine that this passage is still entirely technically correct if “it’s” is replaced replaced with “i’m” at any point ….this is my personal hell

🗣️🗣️ if a (cishet) man says he’s 5’9 he’s actually 5’7 🗣️🗣️ 5’10 actually means 5’9 🗣️🗣️ 6ft can range from 5’9 to 5’11 depending on— NJ: i’m sorry 😔😔 plz forgive me 😔😔 i gotta be honest 😔😔 i might be a nail clipping shorter than 181cm….. 😔😔

titling the live as the most common way to open a conversation, just to use all 20+ min as a kitty show-and-tell titling the live with resolute determination to keep it light and “speak less,” just to spill everything including the x millimeter of his height. in under 10 min. …….namgi, everyone

namjoon

yeah i was just about starting to think that there was alcohol in that mug

i didn’t need this confirmed to know it in my heart but ot7 living together being in the cards (im totally exaggerating here). just tell me the earth is round

i was seething crying (/j) catching up to the yg live with 10am leftover and THEN!!!!!!

taehyung r u rlly a santa… r u just doing a quest as a worldwide pop star on ur off-season for funsies…

jimin's helix piercing

exhibit B (second hit)

thinking about him 🌾

the way jikook need to hug bc they were separated for 48 hrs after like, 18 months of nonstop togetherness the way jm immediately took off his hat so yg could rlly get his hands thru his hair

just finished 2nd year in a new stardew save file. oh u know, just revenge rotting (against work)

jm’s arm blocking the view and jk’s chest resting on his shoulders i know that’s right

there must be a more magical timeline where Santa actually exists as an alien in the form of a sun-kissed young man on an undisclosed tropical island the alien works odd jobs for fun the alien starts singing “it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas” every September 1st his name is probably V

bts soundcloud update in the year 2025

this detail is rly important in my pfp in case u guys couldn't read it

someone said this is equivalent to him shutting jimin up with a kiss in the middle of an argument