the team who did the fake tattoos for bangtan (insta: tattooer_image) just dropped this....gatekeeping mint yoongi all this time bruh....

yeah you do

remember when hoseok lined up his snacks by size? do my eyes deceive me bc i think i see 6 snacks. so……….

i often yap about jihopejin being my dom line but today, i had a thought that they’re in different fonts. specifically, JM is “i know what you like” HS is “i know what’s good” SJ is “i know what’s good for you”

thanks to all those who walked with me wish i could say it was out of the goodness of my heart or even my sharing being caring but i sometimes run into multimedia files that make me wonder, what if i got struck by lightening tmrw and someone sees this on my device

dropping by real quick to……uh, pull out? this JM gif out of my phone

it’s that friendship taps it’s that (wildly misrepresented) k-friendship

im crying namjoon, this is some bird behavior

fellas is it gay to air-hump your bro in front of thousands

this jk self-choking fancam will go down in the history books next to that one bapsae fancam where his eyes roll into the back of his head

i love unusual animal friendships. a big black cat and a small golden poodle…. how cute

to quote myself "touching grass is not enough i need to plant a whole lawn"

same guy mind you

there’s something to be said about this specific brand of Sexy seokjin possesses like how it only seems to come out when he’s in a kind of a runner’s high not quite at his physical limit but pushed hard enough that his deeply logical and mildly micromanaging brain takes a back seat

Well,

if a public forehead kiss is too much for NJ, JK will gladly kiss his own forehead onto NJ’s chest instead

i need to know whether 1. thousands of convos like this led to SJ gushing that NJ “knows everything” at every opportunity, or 2. SJ talks to NJ about these things *because* he thinks NJ knows everything

attaching another example of said ‘taekook mood’ i’d be remiss if i didn’t point out the tiniest sliver of JK’s bare chest when he’s lying down

who in bts? (the dog, the owner, and/or both)

i do not have all the words for it yet but this is my favorite taekook mood

It’s very important to me that Hoseok took time to admire the museum and ask Namjoon all sorts of things about it before he transitioned into Performance Executioner and started ordering him around. That’s a healthy balanced marriage right there

i like how all JK ships belong on the scale of ‘horseplay that’s basically rough intercourse with clothes on’ to ‘JK turns the air so thick with yearning that even hyung’s lightest touch makes him recoil in manic giddiness’

new supporting evidence for @coalmind.bsky.social’s incredible scholarly and accurate bangtan shoe lacing thread 🧵 (everyone go reread it now it’s phenomenal 🤌 )

i think we ought to review these namkook clips together bc how can they go from ‘bunny grooming his unbothered human’ to ‘shy jungkookie and his first love oppa’

what’s in the water over there why is my tl filled with 7 men acting like they will drop dead if at least one part of their body isn’t touching

jealousy is a disease and i have it

😐

the way th’s arms flex picking sj up the way jk picks up sj’s legs all very insane but the way sj’s legs wrap around jk’s waist is……..

the difference btw namjin and hopekook are mostly aesthetic former a dogsledder who is trying to dogsled with a golden retriever (100% for the funny video. the golden still gets treats!) latter a tireless husky and a not-a-nature-person who happens to be VERY talented at dogsled training

namjin and hopekook are 2 btships with a deeply domestic vibe not in a “partners for life!” way, but in a “oh they’re makings of a Family Unit” kinda way, “oh that white picket fence is made up of reinforced steel sharpened to a diamond point” kinda way

I'm sorry, I can't move on from his sexy legs in these slutty shorts

hopekook are the most likely pairing to order half the menu everything family style plates start in the middle, end in front of jk hs never puts his phone down bc food pics and, yes, jk pics jk doesn’t pick up his phone once bc he’s focusing on hs, the food and, yes, hand-feeding hs

Taekook on a date

damn seokjin bought him one expeditiously fr

did sj pick the pink controller? or did th request it? i feel that this is a very very very very important piece of info

i’ll forever be a sucker for namkook sub4sub

namkook hybrid au where bunny jk is completely submitting by constantly grooming a human nj, who is initially endeared but increasingly complicated after falling down one too many late-night rabbit holes (pun intended)

nj carrying on like this is just something jk does ALL THE TIME

inspired by @clairus.bsky.social “the dominant rabbit will receive much more grooming than the other rabbit. The lower-ranking rabbit will be expected to lick and groom the top bun, especially on places like the ears, eyes, and forehead. The boss rabbit doesn’t have the same expectation.“

imagining a NJ that likes to tease SJ about his age to get a very specific rise out of SJ in the bedroom thinking of YG that never, ever fails to call SJ “hyung” or point out the fact that they’re only 3 months apart

jk raised himself to be the perfect sous chef to sj, a by-the-book cook and a slightly worry-prone host jk is an all-vibes cook, a “yes and” host. jk constantly answers sj’s worries. his rock-solid skills provide tangible support caveat: jk has a tendency to make all his food too spicy

Not Hobi in the slutty red basketball shorts again

the way the iced coffee splashes absolutely everywhere is taking me out

the way yg’s face MELTS looking at sj i CANT

JM try not to say TH is handsome challenge failed yet again 🐥 handsomeeee (but not coyly, more of a shout from the depths of his stomach, probably)

can namseok stop the mass-edging and just kiss already??? -me (and TH probably)

it’s very important to me that sj tattled (his natural state at his comfiest) that hs stepped in even though he’s on th’s team and that th’s body followed the command before his brain countered

i will die on the hill that th is a dark horse hyung wrangler. wrangling the Eldest and the Leader for efficiency

ep.1 of run bts 2.0 and jijinjung breaking out into a pillow fight already. we are so back

hs and jk burrowing their faces into jm’s chest? jm not even flinching? i know that’s right