I hate the "open trades" thread on BCD. Literally no-one actually wants open trades 😂

I wish I understood Korean enough to have Run BTS as work background noise (I'll keep getting distracted by reading subtitles if I try to use it now)

I'm not gonna talk about it yet because spoilers, but I do think they screwed up with one of the choices they made on Culinary Class Wars this year. It's made it feel fixed, which it probably always was, but they need to try to make it feel not fixed at least!

Oh to have access to every pre-loaded private video on bangtantv

Chef on Culinary Class Wars: You don't need to eat the - redacted -, they're just for decoration Me: ... Daddy ain't gonna like that

I'm still (always) craving long space AUs. Put my blorbos in a spaceship and various improbable situations, please

I have to have an hour long massage at a hen do and I feel sick just thinking about it. I hate being touched by strangers. What could possibly take an hour? Uuuuughhh

"If I don't say 'dojeon' then that song doesn't count" Fucking dork, I love him so much 😂😂😂

I love hobi throwing a fit. Such a mood 💅

I work with words (funny when you see how I type here, innit?), mostly as an editor. Sometimes I try to read fic after working all day and my brain tries to copyedit it. Like can you NOT, I'm trying to enjoy a lil escapism here, I don't care there's a redundancy 😭😭😭

As I age, I tend to feel one should err on the side of "It's not that deep". Obviously, certain things matter, but a lot of the day to day dross? Meh.

The difference in how much mapo tofu was mentioned in S1 vs S2 of culinary class wars is fascinating

No, wait. Breaking a rib coughing is the stupidest thing I've ever done. You look pathetic, because who doesn't when they're coughing, and it's so, so painful, but really not a big deal, so you're just suffering like a whiny baby for weeks for no good reason 😂😂

it sucks that every picture of breast cancer warning signs are cartoons. Why can we get real pictures of what we should look for without cute-ing it up with colors and blurred out nipples? this is lifesaving preventive info so why am I out here hunting for pics like I am goddamn Sherlock Holmes?

My best friend is getting married 🥹🥹🥹And my brother🥹🥹🥹And probably my mam🥹🥹🥹. What a lovely year

I need to buy some evil, thin, metal Korean chopsticks so I can start practicing before I go on my travels. I can get shit in my mouth with other chopsticks, but I feel like I'll fuck it up with them 🤔🤔🤔

Very into the semifinal round on Culinary Class Wars!

What's the bluesky word for "subtweeting" anyways?

Too hot bath, fainted when I got out, smashed into... Something (unclear as unconscious. Maybe sink). Came to with nasty wound under chin. Felt very silly explaining in a&e.

I often underestimate how horny you guys are 😂

spot the difference

Are you still crashing out, my loves?

Lmao I'll see y'all in the morning. Enjoy your very valid crash out 💜

One thing we haven't talked about this week is the 7 of it all with the solo choreography. I feel like nearly every main solo song they did, they made sure the dance was a 7 man gig. Was that symbolic, or was that so we could enjoy ot7 collabs on eachother's shit during the comeback?

Sorry to keep jumping back to culinary class wars, but justice for baby tiger lady 🥺🥺🥺 She was a star waiting to happen! Loved her mentor too, but just would have been great to see more of her

Once again wondering what the point of a bias line is when you're wrecked daily. Jin has been coming for my throat since the concert. Stupid perfect motherfucker.

Every time I try to imagine being In The Room Where It Happens for the tour it's almost overwhelming! This is the first opportunity since I became ARMY c. COVID, so it feels sort of fantastical that this is a genuine possibility for me

I feel bad, but he really do be round 👀

Waiting to find out if I passed the first stage of onboarding for something. I'm in no rush in some ways, because once I find out the next stage starts and it's harder, but the self-doubt is WILD. My mind is tying itself in knots.

This pic tho. The man is a force of nature and I can't stop thinking about how cool and talented he is recently

I hardly dare hope, but a rapline unit song IS a possibility. Only gold ever comes from that🤞🤞🤞

I definitely hadn't processed that is was 3 years and 9 months since the last album. Wild.

The tone has been weird here today.

Oh, the sunset thing seems legit👀

Apparently, I'm queen of the vocal stims when I'm running on no sleep. I'm not usually that bad 😂😂

Ok, I'm rewatching firefly asap apparently. (Why are y'all all talking about it today, out of interest?)

Iconic. I could read 100k words based on each one 😂

I'm looking forward to one of them coming to yap with us about the announcement (looking at you, joonie)

Farewell savings, I barely knew ye

I have theories but I don't want to annoy people with them. I hope I'm right!

Weverse has crashed lol

Lmao my Samsung watch seems to be refusing to track last night's sleep out of confusion and disgust (Didn't get off until like 7:45 am. Don't blame it!)

I didn't realise it was gonna be a moving card before I got it. Best collection 🥰🥰🥰

I got the 5th D-Day card and he's everything 💜😭

Fuck, I love Kim Seokjin

Oh, I think heardle and film out are gonna kick my butt today👀

ALSO Jungkookie is quite good with a knife. I'm jealous

I can't sleep until I'm done working and it's gonna be another 2-6 hours. Uuuugh. I'm gonna sleep the whole weekend.

Culinary class wars has me wanting to learn proper knife skills again 👀

I just saw a cartoon reel about cats dancing a mad jig on top of their person every day at like 3 a.m. Do you think...? 🐈‍⬛