Me: Film Out is so hard, I'll probably only get it on the last guess most of the time Me today:

Jungkook's nose was extra cute yesterday (I hate that I regularly have inane thoughts like this these days 😂)

... *listens to Seesaw* *goes to the Closer outro* *goes back to Seesaw and sings the Closer outro over it* .........mygod

My task lists aren't saving on BCD

Actually cried laughing for the first time in forever watching that live. So much fun

Calling monsters "seonsaengnim" will always be hilarious to me. Also: Imagining JK saying it if I'm ever scared of a monster might stop the fear 🤣

😀

And she was RIGHT lmfao. I'm cackling already

Obsessed with ARMY saying "Sorry! 🥹" every time they hit Jungkook, but still kicking his arse anyway. Amazing

I feel like he's been practicing this fighting one 🤣

Voice chat ARMY gets it. "Here's a game recommendation" is a normal way to talk to another person!

Oh god. You know the monster in this section is going to suck

Hahaha I screamed. Sorry dogs

A gaggle of children constantly ordering me to go to sleep every time I went live would drive me to violence

I'm gonna need hobi to watch this stream with us

Does he not have a document for water monster yet?

Uuuuugh it's so tense 🤣🤣🤣

Yaayyyy jungkookie game time

Goofy mood namjoon is fun

i was having this thought exactly. fic is that urge to create just spilling out from all of us without any motivation except to see it exist for ourselves. it sometimes feels to me like the last bastion of human creativity. (i'm being dramatic, of course, but forgive me - i am a writer!)

This mac and cheese is unreal. Go me.

I wonder if boy pixels are the secret to getting my ADHD butt to focus on a to-do list

I have a bad feeling about work. Something big is changing behind the scenes and I don't know what it is or what it means for me. Time to make an exit/backup plan 🕵‍♀️

In response to all the tedious dickheads who post "When's International Men's Day?????" on social media on International Women's Day, it's today, needledicks!

This makes me feel so joy/home/fond

Lost the thread of “what BTS covers do you want to see” so I’ll just say here that Namjoon should cover talk dirty to me by Jason Derulo including the saxophone part

The hickey

I feel like hoseok really understands the female gaze

Me, staring at the weird long life kimchi in my cupboard because I haven't made a new batch yet: We're both going to forget this happened tomorrow, clear?

Actual text I sent my friend (iykyk): I wrote myself into a corner and the corner is a fisting scene 🙃

Yoongi Tuesday If there’s no way back, go straight Forget about all your mistakes Never mind

Very confused that the heardle isn't what I think it is

This live isn't for us, it's Tae's "psspsspss"

I hope they have a pop-up in London again soon. There's so much stuff I'd like to get

Why are you all extra horny on main today? 😂😂

I didn't think I'd ever get Film Out in one 😲 . Heardle is stumping me, though

Joon's insta is so soft. I'd like to live a life that looks a bit like his Instagram posts

This is THE "Holy shit, shoulders" pic for me

Did he come live because he needs to stay awake? Cutie

Jungkook giggles are genuinely healing wtf.

Bapsae is so good. I swear that song could raise me from a coma

Watching Are You Sure?! for the first time (I'm knackered. Think I'm fighting a virus). Loving it. Jimin just improvising nonsense constantly while they're hiking is wonderful.

Iconic and canon quote re: Jungkook in the fic I'm reading

I went on a first date once where the guy commented on a current news story. A public official was in bother for sexting with a 15 yo. He said "She must have been a savvy 15 yo". I downed my pint and left, because this is a fucking insane opinion. I can't believe someone would say it publicly.

I need that LA mojo dojo casa house documentary like I need air

Omg sneaky heardle

Oh my god, I've known my best friend for half my life. I'm so lucky. And so old.

I might go stay in SK for a few months, when my doggie isn't around

Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years. youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

Maybe they could implement a thumbs up/ thumbs down system on the comments, where comments with a certain number of thumbs down are automatically hidden from the artist