The RW media trying to flog this escalator story is hilarious to me. Omg, he might have to walk, nooooo

When did The Onion decide to make a Jeffrey Epstein mockumentary? Once Trump started acting “dodgy” fielding questions about Epstein. “There's this big gap where information should be," @bencollins.bsky.social said. They thought "it would be very funny to fill it with complete fucking nonsense."

Woohoo dirty water, baby

Was that his first pitch

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie referred to him as a “sexual matador” so if you’re listening, giant asteroids, now would be a good time to hurl yourselves towards the earth and end our misery

What’s with the pig hat, I’m out of the loop

BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered the University of South Dakota to reinstate a professor who posted criticism of Charlie Kirk on his Facebook page the day of the shooting, finding the action likely violated the First Amendment. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Another win for "Fuck you. Make me."

Narváez! Woohoo!

Go Sox

Steely Dan releases “Aja” 48 years ago today — their most commercially successful album, which now sits in the Grammy Hall of Fame. It’s fun to watch Jay Graydon replicate his guitar solo from “Peg”. 🎸

Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, ABC reports

Gary Cohen wasn't sold on how the Cubs and Matt Shaw handled his absence to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial. "I don't want to talk about any of the politics of it, but the thought of leaving your team in the middle of a race for any reason other than a family emergency, really strikes me as weird."

Yikes

I’ve never felt more disengaged from a team in late September as this one. They’re so mid, I just can’t get into it.

Go Sox

Don’t tell Breslow about Manoah

It should not be ignored that the Cubs have a Nazi sympathizer at third base, that he hides behind the cover of “faith” in his defense, and we don’t have a media that actively presses people on their heinous beliefs

look forward to teams trying to get around "No dugout or teammate help allowed"

The Angel Hernandez rule, as some are calling it

Things are going great here, why do you ask

Kimmel should make his first show back all about Jeffrey Epstein

Man, if a bunch of people canceling subscriptions and vacations can make a tv network cave and bring a show back, I wonder what else we could accomplish if we all worked together 🤔🤔🤔

Bob Iger is more scared of us.

NEW: JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE is not dead. Up now at @vulture.com www.vulture.com/article/jimm...

Fun story this morning. I spoke with Curtis Evans, the retired Marine in the viral photo below who took part in the anti-ICE protest at Broadview. He's a thoughtful guy, well read and with a dry sense of humor. Story @taskandpurpose.com taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...

"Fifty-three percent of Democratic voters said they preferred politicians described as similar to Sanders, Ocasio-Cortez and Mamdani, while 33 percent favored those similar to Schumer, Jeffries and Pelosi. Fourteen percent didn’t choose."

Sighhhhhhh

Wilyer is a fucking mess

Get in losers, we’re grieving

This team is seriously frustrating

Jfc

Go Sox

What movie do you consider perfect?

*sigh*

actually that checks out

Tuesday is the day I’m supposed to (finally!!) get my car back, now I don’t even know if I’ll need it.

Not remotely the most important aspect, but what in the blue fuck is she wearing?

This is so much cooler than an arm load of swag

Maybe it’s me, but these games have been boring af. I keep nodding off.

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

Is it corruption if everyone is doing it and nobody gets prosecuted for it?

Go Sox

Abreu is here. Activated tomorrow.

I must be losing it, but who the hell is Harrison?

I dunno man, if a bar I used to like suddenly got bought by Nazis and half the people in the joint were also suddenly Nazis my first thought would not be “I can positively influence this space” it would be “this place sucks now I gotta get the fuck outta here”

We could’ve had a dad in Washington