Lmao all our cast off players are killing it. Good for you, Boston Rob

this dog just wanted to work, oh it's a crime now to want to work in this country

Lmao

Just when you thought you'd seen it all

He needs to master spitting seeds first

I can’t think of anything I want to do less than go to work today.

This looks goooooood

Red Sox finding new ways to lose just so we don't get bored

I didn’t know he could do that

Wait. IKF did a thing? Really?

One freaking run out of that. Woof.

Inherited Runners Score Percentage 30% - League average 33% - Red Sox bullpen total 50% - Greg Weissert

I knew this was a bad way to spend my evening.

Hi Dom

Breaking News from @theathletic.com: Bob Horner, a former Atlanta Braves slugger who won National League Rookie of the Year in 1978, has died at 68 years old.

Why would you say ‘no Shohei’ when Nohei was right there

these two things are not mutually exclusive

Most leadoff home runs, Red Sox history: Mookie Betts: 20 Jarren Duran: 10 Jacoby Ellsbury: 10 Dom DiMaggio: 9 Tommy Harper: 9

I remember the Summer of Sandy

This is the first time the Red Sox have started a game with 2 straight homers since 5/31/16

These Peloton commercials 🔥

Ceddanne boom

Don’t say anything don’t say anything don’t say anything don’t

I skipped the Twins and came back for the Braves lmaooooo

Yelling at a bug, as one does.

I hate myself and that’s why I’m here. Go Sox.

Why is everyone driving like a fucking idiot today? Get a grip, losers.

For far too long, this country has been governed by people who were either unable or simply unwilling to post brief videos of themselves being bitten multiple times by snakes that they had just picked up for some reason,

This fucking guy. Woof.

Rowling, Forstater, Davies and your ilk; take a fucking bow you absolute dangers metro.co.uk/2023/05/25/i...

There must be a long German word for something that is extremely embarrassing but also hilarious

@Ken_Rosenthal tweeted Rays in agreement with reliever Craig Kimbrel on major-league deal, source tells @TheAthletic. Became free agent when he refused minor-league assignment with Mets.

A Florida wildlife biologist was summarily fired for *reposting* an Instagram joke about Charlie Kirk’s death. LibsofTikTok complained. A state official’s false statements in legal proceedings led to sanctions. And now the state will settle by paying her $485,000. www.aclufl.org/press-releas...

Everything is terrible but here’s a picture of our very much-loved and much-missed old dog Darby being too lazy to get up after mail was dropped on him through the door-slot.

Fashion designer Jeremy Scott delivers commencement speech to Kansas City Art Institute graduates. Wait for it…

New Yorkers, they get the job done.

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Nevada, long outside the modern range of gray wolves, now sits along the edge of an expanding frontier for California-based populations of the endangered predator. But could the Silver State support a wolf population? thenevadaindependent.com/article/a-lo...

Tag yourself, I’m DIE

GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!

Holy shit. Watch the video.

That’s the most cat thing ever, with sass. 😹

I’m bored of the “is bluesky an echo chamber” debate, we need a more exciting one: is bluesky an evil haunted carnival?

Yes, for real...

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

Jesus Christ

Bluesky isn’t fun?

Red Sox fandom, 2026 I didn’t watch the game Friday because I got home late and I was exhausted. I didn’t watch the game yesterday because I couldn’t face it. I’m not sure if I’ll watch the game today because I only have one day off and I don’t want to ruin it.