Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.

I got excited because I spelled charcuterie right on the first try. It's the little things.

I'm having the Popeye's chicken sandwich for dinner tonight. I'm so excited. I love that thing and never get to have it.

Daily Walkoff Yankees #480 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

It seems someone didn't like that I called Clayton Kershaw a bigot in r/baseball. He is one.

My brother took my mom to get a new phone. Pray that they don't kill each other in the Verizon store.

Omg. Can we fast forward to February?

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Stop it.

Uh.... well, that's not great.

Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

I’m sure this will be popular. 5 million people are in default right now. The Dept of Ed estimates as many as 10 million by end of next year because of job market.

Speed is a wild movie. Yes, I've seen it before I just haven't watched it in a long time and it just keeps going and going.

What is this stupid tw*t talking about?

The #AA5342 crash on approach to DCA was “a tragic failure not only of the protections intended to keep the traveling public and users of the national airspace system safe, but also of the institutions that design and maintain them.” Good deep dive from @willguisbond.com at @theaircurrent.com.

White men are 30% of the population. They are also: - 98% of presidents - 90% of CEOs - 90% of billionaires - 80% of Congress Forever oppressed.

Vizquel has too many.

Vizquel ballots annoy me so much.

I'm dog sitting for two weeks in February. I cannot WAIT to get the hell out of here.

How come the people on contestant's row never know where to go? The stage is in front of you.

I cannot stand the Three Strikes game on The Price Is Right. I can count on one hand the number of people I've seen actually win that game.

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize

Can I get hired to straighten out stores? That's all I want to do. I cannot stand when things are strewn about and I also cannot stand when hangers are piled on top of each other. They should be spaced out. FFS.

A liar is lying? No way!

It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.

Being an adult means having the money to buy the toys you couldn't afford or the toys your parents wouldn't buy you as a kid. If I had more disposable income, I'd buy a Lite Brite. 😂

Love this 🤣

Kidults?

Yikes

Can this trend go away? Please?

Grayson joined in on the snow/bird watching.

He’s so handsome. My Edward.

He’s not pissy. That’s just his face.

The people who watch Fox News believe this nonsense.

Can people with large accounts please use all text? There’s no excuse not to.

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""I want people to know what happened to him, a man who lived 30 years here, hardworking, paid taxes, and they treated him like an animal," said Gantchev's wife,"

Adam the Woo died?! I haven't watched his videos in a while but holy sh*t!

Good.

No way. His parents knew what they were doing.

This should be the “I’m feeling lucky” Google Images result for “What does it look like when white supremacy gets confronted and exposed?”

Whoa.

Traded by the Yankees (with others) in 2022 for Frankie Montas and Lou Trivino.

Bob! ❤️

I don't know what 90% of this means. ‘Heated Rivalry’ Star Hudson Williams Responds After Deuxmoi Reveals Alleged Girlfriend and Criticizes the Show’s Acting: ‘I’ve Grown Quite Unfond of You’

The details are horrifying.

Everyone associated with ICE is evil.

Revolt, meaning a strike? Revolt, meaning resignations? Or revolt, meaning they're pissed off and doing nothing about it?