Whoa!

I’m sorry, but people who aren’t having an affair do not hold each other like that and react like that when a camera is on them.

My mom sent Cardinal Dolan an email expressing her anger regarding what he said about Charlie Kirk. She doesn’t think she’ll get a response back but she said it felt good to get out.

I don’t have the attention span to read this.

No. Try again.

This five-year-old child is autistic, btw. ICE held a young autistic girl hostage in order to capture her father.

I woke up and my Apple Watch was missing. So I turned on the find my feature on my iPhone and it said it was with me and then all of a sudden the noise started playing and my pants lit up. How did my Apple Watch get down my pants? 😳

If we’re talking about shooting victims, we’re doing a bang up job of that already.

This is ridiculous.

My cousin's son went to school with her son (elementary school) and my cousin who watched GH in the 80s freaked out when she met her because she was the original Simone. Hahaha.

Cancel if you haven’t yet

It’s going to be at least 3/4 of the league 😂

Sir Anthony Hopkins was diagnosed with autism in his 70s. You worm.

We are governed by complete lunatic freaks. They're psychotic people who mean you, me, and our loved ones harm. They and anyone who supports them are clear and present dangers to American society. bsky.app/profile/apne...

I still cannot believe the first draft of this episode had them having sex on the bus. I can say that now that it’s nearly 25 years later, right? 🤣

These assholes are really blaming Tylenol for autism?

Hahahahahahaha of course

"The high-water mark of America’s influence over the world has come and gone. All empires are transitory, right? If you rise, you’re inevitably going to stagnate and fall," says American political history author and podcaster @mikeduncan.bsky.social. Interview: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Am I going to point out that someone’s choice for 80s one hit wonder was actually a 70s song? No, because I’m turning over a new leaf.

If you didn’t tell me this was Texas, I would’ve guessed it was Texas. No offense to Texas, but you’re not helping yourself.

Find out how many apocalypses you have survived. I have survived 57! jkirchartz.com/demos/How_Ma...

Fall will be here in a few hours and I am ready for it. (I know it’ll still be hot for a while, but let me be happy.)

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Omg I nearly missed an important anniversary! 9/21/95. The night I pole danced in Oswego at Buckland’s. My college friends still talk about that night. I was waaaaaassssted. 😂🤣

A time of whatever… lol

lol

[opens hellscape app] [sees www.nytimes.com/athletic/665... [closes hellscape app]

This would’ve been the number one song on the day I was born if I didn’t decide to come out nearly a month early 🤣

STOP GIVING UP HOME RUNS TO CAL RALEIGH YOU DINKS.

Is he attending a memorial service today?

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

Omg no way

That’s wild

Um, the Reds?!

Good Lord, Doval. Thanks for getting him to strike out.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Don't these weirdos usually boycott Starbucks?

Can we not? You have two outs.

Is this lead big enough for Camilo Doval?

This is the way to win in extra innings on the road...

Why did I know Jazz was going to hit a HR there? lol

I saw that guy or kid in the Soto Yankees jersey where Rice's HR landed lol

BEN RICE!!!

No not extra innings on the road 😫

Oh Jets

That seems unpleasant.

He's the worst