My mom's latest habit of having all her calls on speakerphone and looking over at me to see if I'm paying attention drives me nuts. I'm not paying attention and I want to throw her phone out the window.

Hey! Calling all Wonder Women! We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit. 50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!

Does anyone have $8M I can borrow? homesofcelebs.com/david-harbou...

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Waaaaaaaaaaa shut up

The city has a mayor. His name is Eric Adams. What is he doing? Idiots.

Ugh, that update from Alex Vesia is devastating.

We have the biggest tools in charge of important departments in our country. We're cooked.

This dipshit.

Keep blaming the Democrats.

Post you from a different era (late 1990s)

Post you from a different era (1980s)

Mom: Why isn't my phone ringing!? And I'm not getting new texts! Me *takes mom's phone and figures out within two seconds that she has it set to Do Not Disturb* Sigh.

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.

Snowflakes

How I feel right now

Two awful people.

Oh good

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Good God. That is so embarrassing for her.

50 years ago today, November 7, 1975: The TV pilot THE NEW ORIGINAL WONDER WOMAN, starring Lynda Carter as the DC Comics superhero, aired on ABC. Its successful ratings led to the production of a series the following year. It went on to air for a total of 60 episodes over three seasons.

My assistant is sleeping on the job.

Good fucking morning to everyone except Kash Patel—who’s been abusing a taxpayer-funded FBI jet to visit his girlfriend in Nashville. Maybe handing the FBI over to an unqualified, conspiracy-peddling shock jock wasn’t the smartest move. Who could’ve seen that coming?

I've loathed this [redacted] for decades at this point. She's repugnant.

I woke up with hardly a voice, so it’s a good thing today’s my Saturday and I don’t have to record anything. Yikes.

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide

Every time I see those Homeland Security commercials, I want to punch something.

We do. Yes.

Ugh, Luann gushing about Tom is so embarrassing. I love watching this season.

How could you do this to me Question mark

My mom will talk to me about something then she'll not speak for 5-10 minutes and then start talking about the thing from earlier but I don't know who or what the hell she's talking about because I forgot all about it in those 5-10 minutes.

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

I transferred to SUNY Oswego specifically for broadcasting because of Linda Cohn ('81) and Steve Levy ('87). I wanted to talk about sports for a living. I was OBSESSED with Sportscenter back in the 90s. Its downfall is disappointing.

Insulin should be free. Cancer treatment should be free. Having a baby should be free. And it is in every industrialized country except the United States. Why can't we figure it out?

He’s like a cyborg

New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.

WTF?

He’s eyeing my lap. Haha.

I'd like to have one day when I didn't think people were mad at me.

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny

I'm thinking of getting all my vaccines tomorrow because I'll have all weekend to recover in case they hit me hard. Because I'm old now I have to get COVID, flu, pneumonia, and shingles. lol.

Yep. Knew it.

I think the annoying screaming woman is probably going win the Showcase on The Price Is Right because, of course she is.