ATP yall gotta play a couple rounds of Squid Games to narrow down the players

Lauryn gets done singing about falling in love with the songs of a live musician Wyclef for no reason: 😠 NIGGAS A RAT ON YOU! YA FAMILY EVERYONE GON RAT ON YOU!!

Don’t be mad. I know everybody taught me at the last function. And the one before that. And the one before that. But I might need you to teach me again

“Spirit passengers arriving to the airport were met by announcements of canceled flights. No Spirit agents were present at the customer service counter to assist.” so… business as usual, then?

Benzino blocked me when his sextape leaked and i called it “no neck goes balls deep”

😭 what’s wrong wit yall

I hate subliminals like this because why you making me go do research? 😭 tell me who

I got into it with a dickhead cop tonight that was going out of his way to antagonize me. And it got heated enough that a stranger felt the need to stop to make sure… It’s a triggering feeling man.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

My cousins are putting together a “Alcohol fueled Adult Field Day” Man it’s going to be ACL’s littering the ground like confetti

Once you add the guacamole for $2 it’s hard to eat anything else

Convinced this is propaganda from Big Travel to gaslight us about airlines taking away free checked bags, as if we don’t need to bring clothes with us on a long trip. Meanwhile flights still more expensive

Quote this back on Tuesday so we know you made it down safely

New Euphoria feels like a 3rd grader making believe what happens to everybody after high school. You telling me a group of severely fucked up kids from the same friend group in Tampa FL are now Hollywood managers, rich businessmen, and internat’l drug mule? Who wrote this? MASH?

Tbh? Closure is my favorite thing. But tbemh? Sometimes moving on is the closure

When I’m taking a selfie on my iPhone camera and it looks good asf, but then I click the button and the camera changes the pic to make me look like shit

“Yea, I’m down.”

I turned my back on Dunkin yrs ago when they gave me a raw bagel, a tub of cream cheese, and a plastic knife in the drive-thru. “You should’ve said you wanted it spread for you.” ???? I am in a CAR DRIVING it Alone 8:40 am In my work clothes? What table did you imagine me preparing this meal at?

Oh you going to jail 😭

It’s a conspiracy fam. My theory is these lil content creators who be tryna shame us for hating on Little Caesar’s, are all brand ambassadors getting a check on the low because ain’t no other explanation 😭

Yup, they’re too alike • old • white • adept at covering up organized pedophilia rings

I zoomed in. Bro already know he’s him 😂

MySpace 🤣

This is FRYING me 😭😭😭

This video makes me grateful for all them “if Johnny had 3 apples” ass-whoopings I used to get when I was 7 🙌🏾

Mannnn I’m just so proud of myself for finally getting a process down for peeling/chopping garlic. Used to take me so much time and effort, I HATED it. Now I can do a clove in a few seconds. Little wins.

😭😭😭😭

🤣 this needed that NSFW tag

I live in L.A. and I’ve traveled all over. And tbh LAX itself ain’t that bad, once you actually get to the building. It’s trying to get to the building, or tryna leave the premises, that’ll make you wanna crash out on everybody and everything

Reminder: give your time, energy, and attention to those that appreciate and reciprocate it.

Two verses and a bridge

NOOOOO! Another legend gone. I hope Cookie and the kids ok 😣

Long as there’s no raisins, we good

Me looking through the quotes & making a new playlist of all the songs I like 👀✍🏾 Except Happy. Fuck Happy.

Yo 💀💀💀

Couldn’t be his teacher because I’ma go vibe in the teacher’s lounge & tell him he gotta instruct the class now. Since he wanna be grown

He said “I promise all I’ma do is eat” 🤷🏾‍♂️

If I HAD TO cast a live action Maui, I would’ve chosen Cooper Andrew aka Jerry from Walking Dead. He’s 6’2 and Samoan on his father’s side too!

Recently Deleted.

Somebody fill me in. The clues I got so far is New Orleans, bricks, fighting…what happened?

They look like 26 year olds in disguise pretending to be older people. You ain’t fooling me.

😡!! Where is this located so I can show up, uhh, in protest 👀

You should never stop taking pictures

I thought he was beefin with dude on the left before I read the headline 💀

Great. Now I’m in my room weeblin…

My friends always come to me for advice & they’ll be like “you’re wise” or “you’re very in tune with your emotions around” And the most valuable things that got me there were •friend breakups •living alone in new cities •job breakups

“Gimme the” by Sean Paul

1. Natural light (window) in the shower 2. An art studio/creative space 3. A home gym

Cancer.

He really did his big one and then dipped- never became a supervillain or nothing. Give that social media legend his flowers.