THE LEG KICKING IM LOSING IT

Video coming tomorrow bc I’m tired lol but Haitian Mac & cheese >>>>>>>>

Fellow millennials, my gift to you SOUND ON. Trigger warning: These sounds will make you feel feelings. ✨

Another great day to be Black 🤎✨

The hip-hop line dance era The entire year 2020 Whoopings

-an Academic Examination of Code Switching

That’s like all of em.

It’s time, but it also has to come with the ankle length jorts and fitted caps. If we’re gonna do it, we must do it right.

My whole class got on FB mad the class president hadn’t planned anything & the date was approaching. I gave a big pep talk about taking initiative/being positive. If you want it to happen, make it. They agreed, said they can’t wait to catch up. I said “nah I’m not going but have fun.” 💀

#NewYork #KnIcks FTW Turn up 🏀

I’d like to imagine this is what the DC sky will look like when that man takes his eternal seat down under

Aight so me and @LetNoahDrivedaBoat arguing because the lions gettin hungry and he ain’t think to bring no extra food for them & he tryna act like it’s my fault. I said ykw brotha don’t even worry about it. With that said, it won’t be no more unicorns yall. Have a blessed day.

Earlier outside the garden:

So, codeine and sprite? 😭😭

Never mind that I don’t want none of these features…here they go again tryna monthly subscription us to death 😒

The Coca-Cola couple from the AMC theater commercials finally got married! I love celebrating black love.

That machine swears up and down it can help… until you tell it your problem, now it’s repeating the same wrong shit back to you over and over again, saying it’s sorry it doesn’t understand 😒

James Cameron brainstorming the Avatar sequel:

You know what 💀

I wanna hear it 👀

Y’all come look at this

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Office The Boondocks Everybody Hates Chris The Parkers Honorable Mentions: Proud Family, Steve Harvey, Bernie Mac, Sister Sister & George Lopez if it’s 2 a.m.

They could be mad… but in the end, it doesn’t even matter

Everybody loves “Let’s Get Married,” but Columbia Records silenced the follow-up single “I Want a Divorce.”

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN, YOU LINT LÎiǏCKER? (hard r)

Housing. Subscription.

This comment is funny on so many levels 😭😭

I should’ve listened to yall about the Kevin Hart Roast 🥴 this is cringe

Me with every single group chat 😂 yall not about to ding ding me to death

When my mama was my age she had a 13yr old and a 6yr old. Ain’t no fucking way 😂

Have a good week ahead. Make your needs a priority this week. 🥀

My theory is that the plaintiff lawyer lost the case as soon as he said “hello” back 😭 Like bro it’s funny when she does it. You a whole ass professional at your job. Cringe asf 💀

ATP yall gotta play a couple rounds of Squid Games to narrow down the players

Lauryn gets done singing about falling in love with the songs of a live musician Wyclef for no reason: 😠 NIGGAS A RAT ON YOU! YA FAMILY EVERYONE GON RAT ON YOU!!

Don’t be mad. I know everybody taught me at the last function. And the one before that. And the one before that. But I might need you to teach me again

“Spirit passengers arriving to the airport were met by announcements of canceled flights. No Spirit agents were present at the customer service counter to assist.” so… business as usual, then?

Benzino blocked me when his sextape leaked and i called it “no neck goes balls deep”

😭 what’s wrong wit yall

I hate subliminals like this because why you making me go do research? 😭 tell me who

I got into it with a dickhead cop tonight that was going out of his way to antagonize me. And it got heated enough that a stranger felt the need to stop to make sure… It’s a triggering feeling man.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

My cousins are putting together a “Alcohol fueled Adult Field Day” Man it’s going to be ACL’s littering the ground like confetti

Once you add the guacamole for $2 it’s hard to eat anything else

Convinced this is propaganda from Big Travel to gaslight us about airlines taking away free checked bags, as if we don’t need to bring clothes with us on a long trip. Meanwhile flights still more expensive

Quote this back on Tuesday so we know you made it down safely

New Euphoria feels like a 3rd grader making believe what happens to everybody after high school. You telling me a group of severely fucked up kids from the same friend group in Tampa FL are now Hollywood managers, rich businessmen, and internat’l drug mule? Who wrote this? MASH?

Tbh? Closure is my favorite thing. But tbemh? Sometimes moving on is the closure