Food. And it’s not even close.

Another black man being charged for a crime he didn’t commit

But was she right tho 👀

Rosa still sittin 😂

Nah this is crazy. I’ll send my 20 minute podcast in 5 minute sections, so the person I’m texting can do commercial breaks in between

Don’t text me if it’s gonna be a long convo back-and-forth. Ain’t nobody typing all that.

I cannot delete this app.

Black History Moment #blackhistory

I’m usually against the death penalty, but in some cases, I’m conflicted

Never be specific again. Please. 😭

“So now where do we go from here?” is still the undefeated conversation-ender against hardheaded mf’s who wanna keep arguing with you.

My truly never-ever’s: 2 If I add the one I’d try exactly once: 3 If I add the ones I usually won’t eat but I know it can be good if prepared by the right people: 5

Happy BHM ✊🏾🖤

The last bit took me clear out 😭

I know this container be coming out the microwave hot as coal 😭

So which one poisoned her?

Saved me the trouble of posting mine

I love being Black. I love Black people who also love being Black. I love Black people. I love Black people that also love other Black people. If you’re Black, I love you! #HappyBlackHistoryMonth 🖤

Who making kufi’s?

And that’s how we deliver on the deliverables well ahead of Q2 as we navigate Q1

Post 4 pics from your favorites folder

Ima give you 20 minutes to take that back.

I got a whole app lol

Meerkat Manor was peak TV 😭

Good morning 🤣🤣🤣

Left a bad review for an Indian spot because I bought spicy food to help with my cold & it had zero flavor I was so upset I got up to pour some juice and noticed I can’t taste that either Then I went to brush my teeth (with minty toothpaste) & guess what? I owe them Indian ppl an apology

😭

Why?

😳

Royalty

Dragon roll, or eel nigiri. Pretty much anything with eel.

MF’s said “$9,000 😍 AMAZING deal!”

Getting fired from a really high-paying job that was overworking me & took over my life.

Once I get Washington and Alaska, maaaybe MI (Detroit?) & maaaybe TN (Nashville?)…I’ll be good on the US. I wouldn’t mind spinning the block on New Orleans though, and DC (after 2028)

"We tried to tell y'all." – Ancient African-American proverb

HR.

RIP all these legends 🙏🏾

you think you slick…YALL HERE SHE GO, I FOUND HER!

Okay so boom. I'm over to Sheryl Lou Who's crib when I get a ping from my Ring. I look at my cam, and how 'bout some green yuckmouth crackhead dressed like Santa from the waist up is sliding around my floor helping himself to my Who-Pudding and the Doomakazoo that I spent all day wrapping?

Bro stop fuckin PLAYIN wit me WHERE MY JBL SPEAKERS AT??? And why is it green whispy shit all over my floor?!

Y'all...a big hairy ass, green bean, winnie the pooh, looking mf & his sick dog just came down the chimney & stole everything. Im talmbout gifts, cookies, the TREE! Got the house stankin like the dump. It's giving KD 3 days no shower. The police don't believe me! Hope somebody got it on the Ring!

Being short is OK! If the sky falls, the tall people will be killed first! Follow me for more inspirational posts.

Not gon hold you, I would listen to this Christmas song

I saw somebody big ole dog strolling through the produce section & something about that, I just

This right here!!!! I be furious behind a “I need to slow down a tiny bit, better hit the fuck out my brakes” crowd

EVERY THING DOESNT REQUIRE A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE!!!

“Do you actually want it or do you want other people to see that you have it?"

Danita, it’s Christmas!

*You, featuring the Sun