lol watch a tinydesk and see my boy on trumpet. i love having talented friends.

We are a deeply unserious people 🤣

met my cousin’s 5 month old twin boys for the first time. one of them is so attached to me, his mom asked me to come live with them 😂😂 little cutie melted into my left side and just, stayed there. no fuss. retaining my title of Baby Whisperer>>>>>

i usually go long periods between loc maintenance, so i’m currently wolfing it—which was fine until i saw my sister who immediately said “damnnnnn okay j cole! i know you don’t like him either 😂” boy i’ll cut this shit OFF 😭

DC folks I'm headlining at the DC Improv July 16! 34th Anniversary of the best club in the nation! www.dcimprov.com/shows/main-s...

this got me thinking about evolution. i wonder who will be the first adult human to naturally have a missing side tooth.

Ive been thinking about the rule that drowning doesn’t look like drowning, and that’s true for people navigating real life too.

My hot take about "soulmates" is, you can have more than one. Too many dope people on earth to think you're only going to match with one, and they don't all have to be romantic. Some folks you're just going to vibe with, heavy.

my closest friends are my soulmates, and i’ve told them so.

this when you become a woman in male dominated fields. lie and say the bussy was mid.

i see my therapist next week and i’m considering apologizing in advance for what i’m about to dump on her

you can always be quiet.

Still the hardest pause menu to this day fight your mother

I try to find a next-morning Olivia Miles highlight montage from any Lynx game I'm not able to watch live. I'm almost always giggling and shaking my head within 30 seconds.

still arguing with dude who was dressed like an extra from Cornbread, Earl and Me. alright.

A will never stand for “Allies” lol

L-G-B-T-T-Q-Q-I-A-A-P do you know what that means?!

Alicia Keys:

Fever plays Dream thursday. i want to see CC crying.

Russell Wilson leaving the nfl to become an analyst and here i am, thinking he already was doing that

shit feels good when you can freely provide for the ones you love. i can’t wait to get back here.

happy pride! LISTEN TO BBYMUTHA

Busta Rhymes:

My aunt, Priscilla Stephens Kruize (the niece of Robert Stephens from THE REFORMATORY) can no longer live on her own at age 87. Our family has launched a fundraiser to help. I fictionalized Aunt Priscilla’s activism “The Rider” in Jordan Peele’s OUT THERE SCREAMING www.gofundme.com/f/help-prisc...

please y’all don’t engage with someone with who clearly has problems with reading comprehension let’s just be gay

first of the month and bluesky struggling. smh they just like me forreal

my partner(s), about me:

my lady can dance however she wants, with who she wants because i’m not an insecure weenie and nobody’s gonna beat my ass 😌

I've watched women say they can't dance a certain way out of respect to their husbands. Patriarchy takes all kinds.

if you are a self-hating lesbian who exclusively dates/pursues straight women (looking at you, Young Mother), you have the last two days of the month to celebrate pride.

Stonewall happened in a BLACK ass neighborhood, okay...? I do not care how that makes the real estate industry OR 'Friends' fans feel, Greenwich Village is a historically B L A C K neighborhood. Christopher Street is a BLACK ASS BLOCK. BLACK and QUEER.

BLACK.

Over the weekend, my investigation on dropshipping digital blackface scams was published by @theverge.com: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

it’s pride month so i’m talking to the geighs first but if it applies, let it fly: please stop talking to that person by yourself in their replies, comments or DMs. no response is a response. go where you are wanted and desired and don’t be weird.

PLEASE.