Why I be shaking my bipolar meds like dice before I take them?

“Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!” 😭

Also yay Black Hoosiers! We are real! 🥹

My mother finally admitted that she had some shitty sons, raised a monster, and now my name is on everything; and my dad died mad at me?! I’m the only one with every child with some type of degree…It took some time but… I. Fucking. Won. The long game IS HARD, but here I am.

Every time this year I laugh about me having chicken pox before Christmas. Only a unlucky person like me would have that story.

So the ofays make all the tv shows? Now I know why stay deep in the international section of any streaming.

Prison Playbook is way funnier than it should be.

Yep.

At least 5.

One single post on here can go from ha-ha, to fuck yo dead granny in the eye real quick on here.

“African thirst” has me screaming…what the fuck?! 😭

Use your equalizer on your music streaming. It makes a difference.

Eventually Francis Albert Sinatra said fuck Kennedy, and his dog face wife. My guy.

My guy.

Two Point Museum deserves all the awards.

Blue Prince had me taking notes. I’m coming back to that one.

The Outer Worlds 2. So I need to play the first one?

My son didn’t know you can rob people in their apartments in San Andreas. Ah youngsters…

***Screaming into the void “Mega Man”

It has to be hard or I ain’t interested. OMG. OMG.

….and I just threatened my brother on having to have that shit. OMG.

“Stacks was always crazy. Instead of getting rid of the truck as he was supposed to, he got stoned… went to his girlfriend’s…”

Wait. Am I hearing Mega Man on the skyline?! 🥹🥹

The PS2 now lives in the living room. My GTA original copy of San Andreas/Space Channel 5/Sonic 3, PC Sims 2/3, RTC 3, Sim City Deluxe. 2026 gaming is going back in time. I’m so excited.

I’m getting my mama a Barbie doll for Christmas.

Gia

The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Trying to cut into Marion county and boot Andre Carson. Nope.

I have to get a new damn tree. It’s baldhead. 😭

Them wireless shits burn my petite ears.

My son and this girl. His sister already said come see me..he is clearly aware of the more I don’t like her…

Egg nog ain't shit but ice cream base. Argue with a mop.

Black. As. Fuck.

I’ve never had Stove Top. Thank you baby Jesus.

Temptations Silent Night telling baby Jesus to relax his mind…

My Crrusmas music knocks.

I love Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. It’s just so much going on…company town, Santa calling babies ugly, poor quality control, middle management…

Foley art is unappreciated. A sound will make me laugh so hard.

Can’t tell my mama nothing about Larry Joe Bird.

I will all ways remember 22 y/o me meddling down to the Walgreens to an extra-extra grown man that baby oil breaks down condoms. Let me get my crossfaded ass off here. 😭😭😭

I’m in awe of the family I created. Being booted at 22, and being the functional one is the long game played well.

…and if you can skate fuck you, and your awesome skill cause I can’t.

I follow Black people from my hometown. We are rare, and probably know somebody that knows somebody.

I got my son a sewing machine, and some LPs for his birthday. I hope he likes them.

Han shot first?

Eggs. The texture of a scrambled egg, the look of a sunny side…

I know why old people sleep in different rooms. I can’t stand a soft squishy ass mattress, and a warm room. …this man thinks he is a cake.