My bestie hasn’t been to my new house yet and I look at her lo and see she’s on the road and I’m like how tf she driving but don’t know where she’s going. She talking about girl I been knew your address I just look at your location lol 😂

That’s exactly what everyone is thinking and I wanna know wtf HE was thinking

Like why he naming that album Monica….

If you haven’t already watched The Dinosaurs on Netflix narrated by Morgan Freeman, you should watch asap! It BLEW my mind. We are here for a good time not a long time.

Now Jack Harlow…..

Not gonna let anyone mess with my mood today, my bestie is coming to stay the weekend

I just peaked outside like “what the hell goin on round here?”

The temperature dropped in 10 mins smh

This is just fucking embarrassing lol 😂 I want out of this reality tv show

I decided to drink prune juice every morning when I get up to help with my digestion….yall my stomach has not stopped rumbling since 😭🌚

My son was like I can’t wait to name my kids, I was like I hate to pop your bubble but the mom has a huge say in the naming of the children. My husband was like “yeah why do you think your name is Bryson and not Trunks 😭🤣🤣🤣”

I’m still so irritated that my psych teacher was teaching us how language shapes psychology and not once did she mention AAVE, she didn’t even know what it meant when I mentioned it…….AAVE was fully recognized in 1996…..30 years ago

This is the last place the World Cup needs to be held

Found out in my PSYCH class that intelligence is slowly dropping off from previous decades 🌚 I’m not surprised but I am at the same time lol like from 1990 to now we would be considered gifted as a society, now, we look dumb as hell 😂

Me telling my PSY teacher that AAVE was a good example of what she was talking about. Her: oh I’ve never heard of that…..

Someone posted a TikTok of the line in a Houston airport and bitch it was outside and around the corner, ain’t no damn way!! Pay them damn people

90 today, 40 next week.

It’s my favorite but I want my hour back lol

Tryna figure out the science behind sneezing right after you put on mascara lol

Me, making recipe testing notes: "1 clove of garlic? That seems absurd, better put in half a head, just to be sure." Me, later: "Huh, might need more garlic."

Jay was rapping like the rent was due on “Crazy In Love”, “Deja Vu”, and “Upgrade U”.

me to me: Whatever you want, princess!

I know we might find them slightly corny and feel like they don’t have any acting range (that’s others saying that, not me🌚) but I LOVE The Rock and Kevin Hart together. Ima watch any movie they do 😂😂

Golden wasn’t even the best song from that movie lol

My son was watching some tv show and he was like I think the writer of the show doesn’t like black people and I was like why? He said the black boys are always the villains or the bad guy in the show….mind you he’s 11 with autism…..it starts early

I think you need to submit that request to Blue or Rumi.

Dakota Johnson said 50 shades of MILK! Ikdr diva

Black men need to go back to peacocking for us. MORE FEMALE-CENTEREDNESS!! Yes, your life DOES revolve around women! Impress us. Thanks.

Out of all the things white people be choosing to bring back, why tf is it always racism lmao like wtf? Yall don’t wanna try to bring back .98 gas? Or 4 for $1 chips????? 😭😂

Landlords raising rent in this economy is crazy asf. If you have good people living in your house and taking care of it, rent paid on time every month, why would you wanna give that up to now have to potentially be outta money for months because you gonna have to find someone new to rent this bitch

A woman reportedly fired several shots into the Beverly Hills home of Rihanna while the pop star was inside, the LA Times reports No injuries were reported in the incident, authorities said

Then PAY THEM WOMEN. Stop lowballing!

Who run the world? Thats right! Happy International Women’s Day

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People who commit to leaving the house and party during rainy nights are a special brand of extrovert. Rain WILL keep me inside or at the very least scale down the plans.

Yall know what I did not go back and watch…S2 of The Pitt. I think I got turned off by all the weird shit surrounding the black cast members the show.

I got those one big bottles of cecred hydrating shampoo and the hydrating conditioner the other day. I really hope it last me for the rest of the year lol

I love a good crop top/belly shirt…but can we get some cute shirts that has a little extra length on the stomach part? I like options lol

I have so much empathy for Monaleo. My tumor/cyst was 10cm and overtook my right ovary. I lost it and my tubes. Fortunately for me, my tubes were already tied and I want no more kids so losing them didn’t impact me but having one ovary and still being young is scary. Hopefully it stays healthy.

She said

AOC: “That’s one reason he must be removed from office - if the Epstein files have such a hold on Trump & this admin that they are willing to plunge us & risk world war in order to save themselves politically - that is the definition of someone who cant make objective decisions for the American ppl”

The fuck kind of answer is this

My face when I have to delete and rewrite a post because 1 word is misspelled.

I wonder just HOW protected Bondi, Hegseth, and Patel feel? Because ngl I would be at home wondering if I was gonna go to prison after all this is over for all the illegal shit I did lol

I use to wear that movie OUT!!!!!!!

Conversation started going left in my class today and white people started chiming in on “the N word” and how they all have peers/friends that use the word and they find it offensive etc. I just turned my camera off 😂 if yal was serious, yall would end the story with “I put BTA”

Trying to balance staying informed and staying sane is starting to feel like an Olympic sport lol