I SING THIS ALL THE TIME OMFG LMAO CHICKEN BOO WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?

Michael to Annie:

My husband said he wanna go to lunch today and wants me to put on the shortest shorts I got even if that means I gotta make em lmao. He want a hoochie tuhdaaaay IKTR lmao. It’s rainy but I shall oblige lol

If we being honest

Finally finished season 6 of 90 day fiancé. That was the first and only season I’ve watched. What season should I watch next? Like what’s yall fav seasons? I’m bouncing around lol should I just start at 1?

A pit! Big ass scaredy cat. Nigga scared of anything that’s not a human 😂

I’m actually so sick of my dog cuz why do u be wanting to bite all the guests that come in this house but you scared to come in my bedroom right now cuz the box fan too loud? Please be so fuckin fr.

My husband told me he was reading an article about how the dad worked at a school and lost his job over this doc for being such a dickhead. It’s what he deserves!

I would leave. Cuz he’d know better than I do. I learned long ago that’s not a cute saying or a term of endearment that is truth and a confession. Run for the hills girl lol

Idk why yall mad at him. It’ll absolutely fix the leaking pipes. Because it will be using all the water. He won’t have any for it to leak, obviously!

Thank you! I love me some glasses real bad!! lol

TI “what you know” is the best clean version to exist!

This got me SCREAMING!!! I be using this in my coffee instead of creamer and typically it’s totally fine but that PLUS this college peptides was…a bit much it seems 🫠

It me.

Aye ravens are CRAZYYYYYYY. Also, birds really do love humans. I talk to the ones in my backyard and they watch us just like we watch them lol it’s fascinating

Put 4 scoops of collagen peptides plus 15g of protein in my coffee this morning. Idk why I did that. Help.

What a beautiful day to know how to read.

It’s autism in the pineapple ciroc!

Yessss! Definitely!

THIS! I try any and all tiers of products and there are some great picks for literally ANY price range. Some of the ingredient lists on the dollar tree products truly pleasantly surprised me

I love dollar tree but my regimen is pretty ironclad so I would see the products but not get them but something said naw try em after looking at the ingredients lists and some of them will be staples going forth! So good!

WELP I know where I’m going tomorrow lmfao. It’s my summertime fav 🥹 that mf is so good omfg

😭😭 thank you!!!!!

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Women rarely shoot their shot like that so im sure it does plenty 😂 that weak ass shit will make the average nigga fold just cuz they not even used to real attention like that 😬

Not it was fake omg 😭😭😭

I ain’t even have my first drink til I was 23 I actually never *wanted* to drink alcohol. Now I would love nothing more than a nice lil dranky dranky but ion feel like getting a headache lol (which I get quite literally every single time I drink)

It’s so much coughing on this plane I’m boutta vomit

The “you guys are taking medicine away from the diabetics who need it” convo is outdated now btw. Compounded GLP1s are here now & are plentiful. There are no shortages. Diabetics are getting denied from their insurance because American insurance sucks. Not because non-diabetics are using it.

I hate coffee so hot that you can’t even drink it

Seems like a good time to bring this back too!

I be hating the talk around GLP1s cuz people run with narratives about it that simply aren’t true for the majority of people on them. Of course all the spotlight goes to the worst case scenarios.

Yeaaaaah this is a her problem not really a glp1 problem. She needs to speak with her doctor about lowering her dose if she can’t eat more than that. Definitely not healthy.

Why are yall gifs popping up as links and why do you wanna use gifs so bad that you’d post a link instead of a gif? Very millennial coded, showing yall age fr lmao the kids were right!

Calling somebody a bitch < tellin somebody “you’s a bitch!”

My uber driver just asked me if my name was African

I do not like being up this early. Do not like it at all!

I think that was part of the weird case

Terrible music (valid) + weird case (valid) + fat (not valid). Unfortunately these makings are the perfect storm for bullshit.

I did her hair four (4) minutes ago.

A hit dog gone always holler.

Need at least 13 more if you ask me

For what it’s worth it’s been coming forever now but here we are 😖

Oh my goodness.

Just dropping off some bird videos. A red bellied woodpecker came by!

I don’t trust you if you don’t sing this part like this. A lil devious! Lil mischievous! Up to no good!